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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx |
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"Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx "
I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up  ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx
I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol "
Borrow my clothes !!! Hell no , you would look amazing in them and I would get jelouse.
So sorry I have no option but to turn you down, but thank you Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?
I fart in bed ,!! "
You monster! Sorry but I'm out. Dutch ovens gross me out |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"What about snoring habits? Also do you happen to "accidentally" kick people while dreaming?
I fart in bed ,!!
You monster! Sorry but I'm out. Dutch ovens gross me out "
Promise I won't waft the covers !! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids  x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x "
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.  |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos
Would we fight over the dips ?? I'm a doubke dip sort of girl and I hate sharing!! "
Only if we can fight covered in baby oil and tout it as a spectator sport......dip wrestling |
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk. "
With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk. "
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P"
Rosebuds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P
Rosebuds? "
I was thinking more of a peeonme
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway "
Might be worth starting a week earlier then to be on the safe side  |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk. "
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"No........but I would live in sin with you, as long as you provide the Doritos
Would we fight over the dips ?? I'm a doubke dip sort of girl and I hate sharing!!
Only if we can fight covered in baby oil and tout it as a spectator sport......dip wrestling "
We can still do dip wrestling, sounds fun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x "
Seeing as you’re looking for marriage on a swingers site, I expect they’d positively encourage you to do so |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P"
Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????  "
I'll join in this queue too  |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash???????? "
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
With you in charge Rachael its highly unlikely that Chloe would get to the church on time but what a week it would be! The bits we remember anyway
Might be worth starting a week earlier then to be on the safe side "
Getting better by the minute, I'm going to be so fucked !! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x "
I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P
Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx "
Gotta be red or deep deep purple
P |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x
Seeing as you’re looking for marriage on a swingers site, I expect they’d positively encourage you to do so "
That's a very good point, this should be fun, I can Fuck and wash up !! Xx |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x
I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine. "
Think I would make a good hotwife, would you want ALL of the details ?? Xx |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P
Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx
Gotta be red or deep deep purple
P"
Deep purple, yes, answers my question for my music down the isle as well , two birds xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
I wanna be flower girl. I'll be exposing my flower all over the place
P
Your in !! Any recommendations for a dress colour ? Red ? Xx
Gotta be red or deep deep purple
P
Deep purple, yes, answers my question for my music down the isle as well , two birds xxx "
 glad to be of service
P |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx "
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable? |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?"
Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.
Sort over a game
Swingball
Connect 4
Or
Twister ......You decide |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?"
I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding "
Throw in a pair of clean knickers for after and it's a deal. |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.
Sort over a game
Swingball
Connect 4
Or
Twister ......You decide "
Tiddly Winks? |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.
Sort over a game
Swingball
Connect 4
Or
Twister ......You decide
Tiddly Winks?"
It up to you two |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
I can go with that !! But 60/40 to me as it's my wedding
Throw in a pair of clean knickers for after and it's a deal."
Well that's diffrent! Most people want the dirty ones!! Eww!! Xx |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.
Sort over a game
Swingball
Connect 4
Or
Twister ......You decide
Tiddly Winks?
It up to you two "
Was thinking more beach volleyball but the problem is the wrong balls keep getting hit !!
Twisted is good xx |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Will you do me Egg and Chips once a week, and Corned Beef Hash on a Saturday ?
If she wont, I will.....love egg n chips and what I wont do for corned beef hash????????
Go find your own hubby!! Grrr, dip fight is on xx
Bring it on then.
P.S. £25 a ticket sound reasonable?
Ladies, ladies , there'll be no fighting here.
Sort over a game
Swingball
Connect 4
Or
Twister ......You decide
Tiddly Winks?
It up to you two
Was thinking more beach volleyball but the problem is the wrong balls keep getting hit !!
Twisted is good xx "
I was watching the Womens beach volleyball at the Brazilian Olympics. It took me 2 weeks to realise there was a ball involved |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
I have a bridesmaid, I have a flower girl, we have entertainment and the dress sorted, even got the hen night planned.
Just need someone a bit nutty to take on a fruit loop like me !! It's gona be fun !!.
Forgot to mention that I'm good at aerobics and yoga, handy at cross stitch and I LOVE coronation street xxx
Someone must want me ??? Xx |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.
Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale "
£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx |
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"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.
Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale
£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx "
I've got some good handbags from Primark |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"2 hours in primary. Jesus you must be spending at least 10 quid in there for that long.
Can't stand the place it's like a really bad jumble sale
£10.50 , and it's all on stockings, primark stockings are lush xx
I've got some good handbags from Primark "
And this is why your going to be my bridesmaid, and I love the naf bling that they sell, it's all sparkly xxx |
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"Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx
I would if I can borrow your clothes and make up ooo shopping for hours my kinda man lol
Borrow my clothes !!! Hell no , you would look amazing in them and I would get jelouse.
So sorry I have no option but to turn you down, but thank you Xxx "
Lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily be one of your bridesmaids x
Your in !! The hen party would be fun x
Can I be in charge of the hen party?
I don’t get people d*unk.
I get them d*unk d*unk.
But would my future husband / wife mind me getting so d*unk that I Fuck half of the club and I won't be able to walk straight for a week !! Would be a hell of a night x
I think as long as you video it and call back regularly with updates you'll be fine.
Think I would make a good hotwife, would you want ALL of the details ?? Xx "
In for a penny, in for a pound I always say (I don't always say that at all) |
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"Any more offers, I'm happy to have a hubby or wife or even something in the middle.
I give a good massage and I like football.
Xx Xx "
Opening up a can of worms with the football comment. If I had a wife that wanted to comment on football she'd be out the door quicker than corona virus ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head
Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don't marry her, fuck me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is
We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet. "
At the lakeside shopping centre?
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
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"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is
We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.
Oh I’m in
Can you handle 27 out of control Tgirls? "
I’ll give it a go |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
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"If there is fucking let me know when and we’re the hen do is
We are thinking of having the hen do in a place called Purfleet.
At the lakeside shopping centre?
P
Depends if it has a Primark? "
Yes 3 floors of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx "
I though well nothing like me until you said "but...." |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Who would marry a gal like me ??
I'm great at housework, always wear a maids outfit in the kitchen,
Love ironing and I'm a pretty good cook.
Will let you watch whatever you want on the telly and I will even bring your bear and lunch to you.
I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I'm told that I'm an amazing Fuck!!
But...
I'm impossible to control, I crave attention, spend way to much on shoes and dresses, have a habit of fucking around, can spend over two hours in primark!!
Anyone ??
All offers considered .
Xxx "
Don't marry her marry me  |
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"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !
Good luck
I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha Are you?"
I mean who doesn't enjoy a good bit of anal. But I'm not marrying anyone unless they can also give a good spoon too |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'll marry a young girl that's keen for anal !
Good luck
I dont feel like you're fully behind his search haha Are you?
I mean who doesn't enjoy a good bit of anal. But I'm not marrying anyone unless they can also give a good spoon too"
Well I have my suitors. |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
We now have a venue "3rd floor of primark", 27 attention seeking Tgirls at the hen night,stag do (not really shore of the political correctness). But it's going to be messy!!
Forgot to say I'm great at steak dinners and a blowy!!
X xxx |
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So.. it’s a no from us sorry
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