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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
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Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx "
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx "
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
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Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers  |
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
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Wtf.
I like baby monkey's.
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers "
Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
Wtf.
I like baby monkey's.
Jo.Xx "
Oo Jo wants my babies?
Music on ... ah yes
Let's get it on ...
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers
Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit
P"
Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game |
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers
Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit
P
Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game"
And now pheasants too!!! I love animals and you're turning my house into a menagerie. I'll never have sex or make love again coz I won't want my fur babies to need eye bleach. Whyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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"Freshly showered and laying on top of my bed in my dressing gown
P
Ffs ... you too ..
Calm monkey mind ... calm ... drink wine ... yes ... there you go
Step away from the wine Monkey!
Jo.Xx
Where can I get a wine monkey? If I click my fingers will it pour me a glass? I say me, B drinks more than I do, but when I do I have a tendency to drink my own bodyweight in alcohol.
I'm not sure I want a wine monkey though. They sound cool enough but I may end up loving it more than B and that would be a crime. I don't want my wine monkey and B having fist fights and flinging arse cigars at one another. It'll be anarchy
Who's stupid idea was a fucking wine monkey?
P
Monkey writes a business plan for monkey sommeliers
Oh great, now the monkeys are doing somersaults and gymnastics. Stop making them so damn cute dammit
P
Monkey pours P sone wine .. this a fruity number undertone of pepper and summer fruit ... good with game
And now pheasants too!!! I love animals and you're turning my house into a menagerie. I'll never have sex or make love again coz I won't want my fur babies to need eye bleach. Whyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
P"
Monkey pours B wine also... he might as well have 1 vice  |
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