Bit of trivia for you! Most nursery rhymes are true story’s and not so pleasing. Mary Mary is a about Mary queen of Scott’s , and how she liked to kill her prisoners. Bahh bahh black sheep , about the tax on wool and racial slur. Jack and Jill is about lois xv1 and Marie antionette.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Twinkle Twinkle little slut

Name a guy you haven't fucked

Is he skinny is he tall

Nevermind you’ve fucked them all.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Bit of trivia for you! Most nursery rhymes are true story’s and not so pleasing. Mary Mary is a about Mary queen of Scott’s , and how she liked to kill her prisoners. Bahh bahh black sheep , about the tax on wool and racial slur. Jack and Jill is about lois xv1 and Marie antionette. "

Ring a ring a roses is about the plague

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ring a ring a roses is about the plague"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There were 4 in the bed.....

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Jack & Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

I don't know what they did up there

But know they've got a daughter.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffet

As often was her habit.

Her legs opened wider

She then popped inside 'er

Her trusty Rampant Rabbit.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Kermit the Frog, has got a big log

For messing about with Miss Piggy

He shoved it up once

He shoved it up twice

And now he's got

Two little piggies

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

My uncle billy had a 10ft willy

And he showed it to the woman next door

She thought it was a snake

And hit it with a rake

Now it's only 3ft 4

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Ding dong bell

Pussy made me swell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack bend over

And suck my dick

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hickory dickory dock, her mouth ran up my cock.

The cock struck tongue the mouth came down, hickory dickery cock "

Lmfao!!!!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

(a song about foreskin surgery)

one, two, drip on my shoe

three, four, not any more

Thanks Gareth and Norman for(e) that one

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Little Jack Horner

Shagged in the corner,

Giving her first cream pie;

He put in his thumb,

Then poured outta his plums,

And said ‘What a good boy am I.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

Fuck off, you nosey cunt!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Comfy bra is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

Lacey bra is falling down,

My Fab Lady.

Stitch it up with string and tape,

String and tape, string and tape,

Stitch it up with string and tape

My Fab Lady.

String and tape will fray away,

Fray away, fray away,

String and tape will fray away

My Fab Lady.

Fix it up with twigs and straw,

Twigs and straw, twigs and straw,

Fix it up with twigs and straw,

My Fab Lady.

Twigs and straw, give me sores

Give me sores, give me sores,

Twigs and straw, give me sores

My Fab Lady.

Wire it up with iron and steel,

Iron and steel, iron and steel,

Wire it up with iron and steel,

My Fab Lady.

Iron and steel will bend and poke,

Bend and poke, bend and poke,

Iron and steel will bend and poke,

My Fab Lady.

Bling it up with silver and gold,

Silver and gold, silver and gold,

Bling it up with silver and gold,

My Fab Lady.

Silver and gold will be laundered away,

laundered away, laundered away,

Silver and gold will be laundered away,

My Fab Lady.

Get a man to grip ‘em right,

Grip ‘em night, grip ‘em right,

Get a man to grip ‘em right

My Fab Lady.

Suppose the man should fall asleep,

Fall asleep, fall asleep,

Suppose the man should fall asleep?

My fair Lady.

Give him a Coke to sup all night,

Sup all night, sup all night,

Give him a Coke to smoke all night,

My Fab Lady.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I didn't edit this one properly. So being a work in progress it will have a few mistakes in it.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Ring a ring a roses is about the plague

Yep

allnurseryrhymes dotcom is a rich treasure trove of wht you know, didn't know and didn't know that you didn't know.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

And ring o’ roses is about the corona virus!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

And ring o’ roses is about the corona virus!

a pocket full of posies, should read

a pocket full of Lotus.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oh the grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.."

Save that one for the prosecution of G Maxwell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little labia

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Little miss hussy, sat on her pussy, pinching her nipples all day

Along came a fabber, who started to shag her, then came on her tits in a spray

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By *rab74Man over a year ago

Huntingdon

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By *rab74Man over a year ago

Huntingdon

One in old currency...

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

They each had a shilling and a quarter.

Jill came down with half a crown -

They didn't go up for water.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Mary had a little lamb

she got three years for bestiality and two years for corrupting a minor

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

georgey porgy pudding and pie

kissed the girls and made the cry

when the boys came out to play

he kissed them too hes funny that way

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

Mary had a little pig

It was always grunting

she took it up a shady lane

and kicked it's fu****g c**t in

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mary had a little labia

Her skates were white as snow

When she slipped upon the ice

Her piercing went on show.

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