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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
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over a year ago
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"I thought you were going to say door handles to get 2 weeks of work 
Just a week, didn't you listen to the greatest PM who ever lived?
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I work for a good company "
You the boss? I'd be a crap boss of my own. I'd never do a good enough job, I'd never work hard enough, I'd give myself a final written warning for a 100% attendance and timekeeping record coz it STILL wouldn't be good enough.
I'd praise the numbskull who tried a bit tho...ahh bless.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know where my phone has been?  "
I don't recall it being up my bum so you should be ok. Besides, nothing that wiping it with a spitty tissue won't fix.
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
P"
 can we see the said photo on the phone screen before deciding weather it needs licking or not OP |
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"Do you know where my phone has been?
I don't recall it being up my bum so you should be ok. Besides, nothing that wiping it with a spitty tissue won't fix.
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Or a blue paper towel. They are cure alls don't cha know x |
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
P"
U have to much time on yr hands and think to much lol .. I thought it was me with an imaginary mind lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
Pcan we see the said photo on the phone screen before deciding weather it needs licking or not OP"
There must be one on the profile SURELY. We've got ride on lawnmowers driving into pools, we've got black forest gateau getting nailed to a wall, we've even got a cock sausage on a full english. There's gotta be a lick worthy poontang pic
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you know where my phone has been?
I don't recall it being up my bum so you should be ok. Besides, nothing that wiping it with a spitty tissue won't fix.
P
Or a blue paper towel. They are cure alls don't cha know x"
Stuff of legend.
Man down, man down.
Out comes blue paper towel.
Aaand he's back in the game
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What flavours you got?
Fresh out the shower?
Post curry (severe weather warning)?
Tampax speciale?
I’ve been to a five day festival?
Not all minge licking is made equal. I need more detail to find out if I’m interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
Pcan we see the said photo on the phone screen before deciding weather it needs licking or not OP
There must be one on the profile SURELY. We've got ride on lawnmowers driving into pools, we've got black forest gateau getting nailed to a wall, we've even got a cock sausage on a full english. There's gotta be a lick worthy poontang pic
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Some people are so fussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just to say folks if any further validation can possibly needed, I can vouch that it's mighty tasty!  
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This is certifiable confirmation my fanjo doesn't have even a hint of celery taste to it. He loves me.... but not that much
Celery is the devil
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
P
U have to much time on yr hands and think to much lol .. I thought it was me with an imaginary mind lol "
I do think far too much. Normally about candles and butter portions, and whether I actually took the bill to table 27 before I left or if I just meant to.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What flavours you got?
Fresh out the shower?
Post curry (severe weather warning)?
Tampax speciale?
I’ve been to a five day festival?
Not all minge licking is made equal. I need more detail to find out if I’m interested. "
It ain't a disco minge.
It ain't quite at kipper level but I did have a tuna baguette for late lunch.
I do need a poo and might have just farted.
Chopped liver week was last week so no need for a Hannibal Lecter special
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
Pcan we see the said photo on the phone screen before deciding weather it needs licking or not OP"
Public gallery page 4 14/7
Public gallery page 10 14/12
And there's a whole tonne of pics with clout in them on Public gallery page 9
Plus more if you look.
Jesus, some of you really want spoon-feeding, don't you? 
Oh and yes. The devil uses celery as an arse-scratcher.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wouldn’t pass the opportunity by
Get a flavoured one then. I recommend skips flavour for realism
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Not scampi fries "
That's the end of a double shift when I've pissed myself a little
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
P
U have to much time on yr hands and think to much lol .. I thought it was me with an imaginary mind lol
I do think far too much. Normally about candles and butter portions, and whether I actually took the bill to table 27 before I left or if I just meant to.
P"
14 hours now, that table 27 have been sitting there waiting for their bill .. whilst u went home to get yr mindge licked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My minge?
Just wondering like.
Fellas do this kinda thread all the time, minus the minge bit of course so I'm turning the tables and will allow anyone who says yes to do just that.
You'll have to put a johnny on your tongue and lick your phone screen mind, still counts tho right?
P
U have to much time on yr hands and think to much lol .. I thought it was me with an imaginary mind lol
I do think far too much. Normally about candles and butter portions, and whether I actually took the bill to table 27 before I left or if I just meant to.
P
14 hours now, that table 27 have been sitting there waiting for their bill .. whilst u went home to get yr mindge licked "
Daft cunts, I'd have gone by now if I were them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Only if you have bog roll, we're running low and need a shit "
I had to get the expensive stuff coz the normal "finger straight through" jobby was sold out. Got cocoa butter in and everything..... I'm a posh bird now
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn’t pass the opportunity by
Get a flavoured one then. I recommend skips flavour for realism
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Not scampi fries
That's the end of a double shift when I've pissed myself a little
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Skips melt too fast Walkers ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t pass the opportunity by
Get a flavoured one then. I recommend skips flavour for realism
P
Not scampi fries
That's the end of a double shift when I've pissed myself a little
P
Skips melt too fast Walkers ok "
Walkers scratch like a tiger who has no nail file.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn’t use a condom and it feels like I’ve licked a battery
What on earth are you drinking??"
That would be the lingering leftovers of frogspawn and ouzo
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"I didn’t use a condom and it feels like I’ve licked a battery
What on earth are you drinking??
That would be the lingering leftovers of frogspawn and ouzo
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You know you’re supposed to take it orally?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I didn’t use a condom and it feels like I’ve licked a battery
What on earth are you drinking??
That would be the lingering leftovers of frogspawn and ouzo
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You know you’re supposed to take it orally? "
Ahhhh bollocks 
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"I didn’t use a condom and it feels like I’ve licked a battery
What on earth are you drinking??
That would be the lingering leftovers of frogspawn and ouzo
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You know you’re supposed to take it orally?
Ahhhh bollocks
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On the other hand, being able to gargle through your chuff is quite a skill |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I didn’t use a condom and it feels like I’ve licked a battery
What on earth are you drinking??
That would be the lingering leftovers of frogspawn and ouzo
P
You know you’re supposed to take it orally?
Ahhhh bollocks
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On the other hand, being able to gargle through your chuff is quite a skill "
You should see it blowing bubbles!
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