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By *luebell888 OP Woman over a year ago

Lanzarote

Apparently i am like a rose in a potato field

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nah, I'd say more of a poppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're as smart as people think I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a man who can make me laugh. Your ugly as fuck but funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told i look like a cuddly bear with all the hair bit in a good way

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

You look great for somebody twice your age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Apparently I'm so nice she didn't want to meet me.

Go figure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 12/03/20 13:40:12]"

Removed by poster that is a funny compliment

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

You smell just like my dead grandma.

Still....14 years on. I've not figured it out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You smell just like my dead grandma.

Still....14 years on. I've not figured it out!"

Same perfume maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It looks like a cock but smaller !!

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By *ooskiMan over a year ago

south coast

Your a male version of a prick teaser........

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By *hrisUB3Man over a year ago

Heathrow

"Apparently I'm so nice she didn't want to meet me.

Go figure.

I've been told that I'm too nice too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're so cute I want to squeeze your cheeks.

Erm..... Thanks, I was hoping for a good seeing to though

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You're so cute I want to squeeze your cheeks.

Erm..... Thanks, I was hoping for a good seeing to though

Maybe he meant your arse cheeks whilst fucking you from behind.

Just saying

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"You smell just like my dead grandma.

Still....14 years on. I've not figured it out!

Same perfume maybe "

Great! I really hope not!

Piss?

Cats?

Lavender?

Death?

Old lady perfume?

None are great options!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You smell just like my dead grandma.

Still....14 years on. I've not figured it out!

Same perfume maybe

Great! I really hope not!

Piss?

Cats?

Lavender?

Death?

Old lady perfume?

None are great options!"

Maybe his nan used to be a super model in the day dont look for the negative on everything lol

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"You smell just like my dead grandma.

Still....14 years on. I've not figured it out!

Same perfume maybe

Great! I really hope not!

Piss?

Cats?

Lavender?

Death?

Old lady perfume?

None are great options!

Maybe his nan used to be a super model in the day dont look for the negative on everything lol"

Ha ha yes! I like you

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"You're so cute I want to squeeze your cheeks.

Erm..... Thanks, I was hoping for a good seeing to though

I mean, assuming he’s not talking about the top cheeks, it could be worse?

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