FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How mean are you all?

How mean are you all?

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

So then, let’s see how mean the swinging world is?

For every comment I will walk 10 seconds.

For every comment from a lady stating what she wants left in the car I’ll leave behind.

This is open for 10 mins and then I’ll do it!

I’ll walk half way through my time and return to the car in public

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Currently wearing coat, t shirt, shorts, socks and shoes.

Want to keep shoes!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

What in the name of Jaysus is the craic wae this? If you want to go for a walk just go for a walk FFS!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

Leave yourself in the car.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Leave yourself in the car. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Well this response is positive so far

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Translate?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"What in the name of Jaysus is the craic wae this? If you want to go for a walk just go for a walk FFS!"

Bollocks to the OP whatever-the-fuck it was. This response had me snorting spit out of my nose

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

So if everyone is mean enough I’ll essentially end up walking in the buff for as long as you can get comments in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one! "

Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!

Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up. "

Only thanks to you, my little angle of the threads

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x"

So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!

Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up. "

Besides you’re adding time by replying

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x

So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi! "

No limit on replies!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!

Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up.

Besides you’re adding time by replying "

That's fine, more time for you to get arrested for public indecency. Win/win for me.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!

Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up.

Besides you’re adding time by replying

That's fine, more time for you to get arrested for public indecency. Win/win for me. "

Well unless you request items off me I won’t be arrested

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Ladies do you’re worst, options open for 15 mins and then I’m off walking!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x

So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!

No limit on replies! "

There is..175

Which means maximum is 1750 seconds or about half an hour - which unless anyone tells you to take anything off (which I somehow doubt they will) you'll be doing fully clothed

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London

How do we have proof of this? You could be sat at home with a takeaway

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x

So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!

No limit on replies! "

Sure ye’d be topless, ballix in the breeze and not even a sock on after a few requests from ladies to leave an item of clothing in the car! If this is how you decide how long to walk for I dread to think what you do when ye has a dose of Diarrhoea.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x

So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!

No limit on replies!

Yeah sure, I know but it’s up to the ladies to decide and see where is goes! That’s the risk!

There is..175

Which means maximum is 1750 seconds or about half an hour - which unless anyone tells you to take anything off (which I somehow doubt they will) you'll be doing fully clothed "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Dafuq?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Ladies do you’re worst, options open for 15 mins and then I’m off walking! "

You didn't even do the last 'challenge'.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"How do we have proof of this? You could be sat at home with a takeaway "

Happy to provide proof!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"How do we have proof of this? You could be sat at home with a takeaway "

Oh, almost certainly he is! But I'm enjoying this thread too much

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked. "

Good try, I would but don’t see you getting here in time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked.

Good try, I would but don’t see you getting here in time "

I dunno, I'm sure if I offer to go halves with someone they'll keep opening a new thread and adding 10 seconds at a time.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

So far a long walk dressed then!

Any ladies want to have me remove stuff?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked.

Good try, I would but don’t see you getting here in time

I dunno, I'm sure if I offer to go halves with someone they'll keep opening a new thread and adding 10 seconds at a time. "

Interesting attempt!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Fool huer, hi! Just go for a walk and don’t eat any poisonous berries in the dark.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So far a long walk dressed then!

Any ladies want to have me remove stuff? "

I can't answer for everyone but I'm going with the sisterhood and thinking of any poor women you might bump into while walking. I know I wouldn't appreciate bumping into a semi clothed or naked man.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not a fan of public exposure. If I saw you walking towards me naked at this hour I would kick you in the dick.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

To be honest it’s pretty quiet and think I’ll end up seeing lorry drivers more than ladies

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be honest it’s pretty quiet and think I’ll end up seeing lorry drivers more than ladies "

Oh well that's alright then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m not a fan of public exposure. If I saw you walking towards me naked at this hour I would kick you in the dick. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all "

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"To be honest it’s pretty quiet and think I’ll end up seeing lorry drivers more than ladies "

I'm fairly sure the lorry drivers don't want to see you naked either.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "

Probably because you keep spelling *your* wrong

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"I’m not a fan of public exposure. If I saw you walking towards me naked at this hour I would kick you in the dick. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"To be honest it’s pretty quiet and think I’ll end up seeing lorry drivers more than ladies

I'm fairly sure the lorry drivers don't want to see you naked either. "

Thanks for bumping up time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of funniest threads I've read to date!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure. "

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Take Essex Tom wae ye so you don’t get Coranvirus.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "

Why on earth are you surprised? You do weekly threads like this one and I've yet to see one where anyone shows the remotest interest in pandering to whatever fantasy you are trying to live out - and each time people point out the frankly creepy nature of what you are hoping they suggest you do.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit "

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of funniest threads I've read to date! "

You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "

I don't see anything the slightest negative in what Keeley has said - just plain facts

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Leave your shoes in the car.

Each step you place on the ground connect deeply with the earth. Tune each of your senses one by one to your experience.

Keep your mind on your breath.

Return to your car and go home to bed.

Welcome to sub meditation.

You may call me goddess.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *sm265Woman  over a year ago

Shangri-la

Ffs, this again?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "

Perhaps you could hurry up and go for a bloody walk and give our heads a holiday!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "

Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"One of funniest threads I've read to date!

You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!! "

Nah "Shaving My Doggie" or the guy having an affair with his car Tootsie were the best

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Take Essex Tom wae ye so you don’t get Coranvirus."

Oh Fuck, you have just dropped the mic with this one, my multi tooled amigo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So then, let’s see how mean the swinging world is?

For every comment I will walk 10 seconds.

For every comment from a lady stating what she wants left in the car I’ll leave behind.

This is open for 10 mins and then I’ll do it!

I’ll walk half way through my time and return to the car in public "

Its been plus 30mins now, surely we’ve managed to walk you in to a road already no?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personally I think you should be sectioned for wanting to expose yourself in public

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of funniest threads I've read to date!

You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!!

Nah "Shaving My Doggie" or the guy having an affair with his car Tootsie were the best "

Hoover guy for me by a mile

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Take Essex Tom wae ye so you don’t get Coranvirus.

Oh Fuck, you have just dropped the mic with this one, my multi tooled amigo "

Aye, Coranvirus is the mutated Misspelt version of COVID-19 specifically targeting buck daft eejits who need a blooming inquisition before going a dander.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember a guy organising a gang bang in his shed once

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are! "

See, he blames me everytime, he has selective reading issues.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time "

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?"

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I remember a guy organising a gang bang in his shed once "

Did they break any new ground?!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules! "

Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are!

See, he blames me everytime, he has selective reading issues."

He's maybe already taken off his glasses, can't see them properly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them! "

Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!

Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it! "

Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!

Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact. "

Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!

Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it! "

Once more into the breach, dear friend! Buh-Bye!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!

Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.

Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact! "

Constantly? Oh really?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!

Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.

Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact!

Constantly? Oh really?

"

How many comments have you made to this thread?

CASE CLOSED!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!

Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it!

Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away? "

Thon cunt is so marble deficient he’s likely allergic to Kerplonk!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *talianduoCouple  over a year ago

Swansea

We suspect a facility for the mentally ill is missing a guest this evening.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eneral HysteriaMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ladies do you’re worst, options open for 15 mins and then I’m off walking! "

This comment was made 12mins into your 10min limit.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all

That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!

Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.

This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit

Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?

Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?

Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!

Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.

Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact!

Constantly? Oh really?

How many comments have you made to this thread?

CASE CLOSED! "

What are you even talking about? I'm trying to discourage you from doing something illegal and potentially damaging to whoever you bump into.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're deluded pal. You dont even realise everyone in here is taking the absolute piss out of you. Nobody wants to see you walk anywhere naked. Not a single person has asked you to remove an item of clothing. Do yourself a favour, keep your clothes on and walk to the nearest mental institute and tell them what you're trying to do.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!

No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!

Pleased to have wasted your time

Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.

You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!

Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it!

Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away?

Thon cunt is so marble deficient he’s likely allergic to Kerplonk! "

You have no idea how much your comments have had me in stitches, you little beauty. Thank you for cheering me up

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"You're deluded pal. You dont even realise everyone in here is taking the absolute piss out of you. Nobody wants to see you walk anywhere naked. Not a single person has asked you to remove an item of clothing. Do yourself a favour, keep your clothes on and walk to the nearest mental institute and tell them what you're trying to do. "

They might just tell him to take off both socks and his jumper and walk for 30 seconds

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of funniest threads I've read to date!

You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!! "

I'll take a peek! Could do with a giggle!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *adame 2SwordsWoman  over a year ago

Victoria, London

as weird as the guy who wanted me to shit in his mouth!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let’s not be mean though. Can’t help our kinks, doubt he will get naked anyway cos this wind would make his nipples bleed.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Let’s not be mean though. Can’t help our kinks, doubt he will get naked anyway cos this wind would make his nipples bleed. "

He wants people to be mean, that's what he asked for.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Hope he returns from his walk soon, this Thread was great craic

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eh???

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hedevilKTWoman  over a year ago

milton keynes

Thought this was meant to only be open for 10 minutes ha ha ha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hope he returns from his walk soon, this Thread was great craic "

Maybe he did walk too close to the truckers?!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

...kinell....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I think you should just go for the walk with a pair of Y-fronts on your head and wink at lorry drivers and police.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why just why!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

How was your walk, OP?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

I know it will upset some of you but I’m still alive and kicking!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"How was your walk, OP?"

Walk was good thanks

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"I think you should just go for the walk with a pair of Y-fronts on your head and wink at lorry drivers and police. "

This is the kind of mean I love

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Let’s not be mean though. Can’t help our kinks, doubt he will get naked anyway cos this wind would make his nipples bleed. "

Thanks for remaining open minded, we do all have our own kinks and I never ridicule other for theirs as it’s their choice after all!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How was your walk, OP?

Walk was good thanks "

How naked did you get?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Oh Jesus. You and these threads.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"How was your walk, OP?

Walk was good thanks

How naked did you get? "

Bottomless just for fun!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire? "

FFS, don't you ever stop?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire? "

Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *exy4youxxWoman  over a year ago

Pontefract


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire? "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

FFS, don't you ever stop? "

Nope, after all who else would you have to talk to?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

"

Any outfit you like?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers. "

Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers.

Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then! "

I think of others

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?

Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers.

Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then!

I think of others "

And you always ignored whatever anyone else suggested. May as well be sensible for once

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked. "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

What others, everyone in isolation

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What others, everyone in isolation "

You’re right. No one else can leave the house for exercise. Only you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"What others, everyone in isolation

You’re right. No one else can leave the house for exercise. Only you "

Umm we all can

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Well no ones been very funny whilst in isolation

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What others, everyone in isolation

You’re right. No one else can leave the house for exercise. Only you

Umm we all can "

That's her point

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"What others, everyone in isolation

You’re right. No one else can leave the house for exercise. Only you

Umm we all can

That's her point "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *sm265Woman  over a year ago

Shangri-la

Urgh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *ub Male Exhibitionist OP   Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Urgh "

Thank you for your input

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.1562

0.0156