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So then, let’s see how mean the swinging world is?
For every comment I will walk 10 seconds.
For every comment from a lady stating what she wants left in the car I’ll leave behind.
This is open for 10 mins and then I’ll do it!
I’ll walk half way through my time and return to the car in public  |
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"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one! 
Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up. "
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"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x"
So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi! |
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"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!
Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up. "
Besides you’re adding time by replying  |
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"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x
So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi! "
No limit on replies! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!
Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up.
Besides you’re adding time by replying "
That's fine, more time for you to get arrested for public indecency. Win/win for me. |
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"So glad it's not just me that's lost with this one!
Basically he wants people to encourage him to get naked outside even though every other similar thread he has made has gone tits up.
Besides you’re adding time by replying
That's fine, more time for you to get arrested for public indecency. Win/win for me. "
Well unless you request items off me I won’t be arrested |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x
So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!
No limit on replies! "
There is..175
Which means maximum is 1750 seconds or about half an hour - which unless anyone tells you to take anything off (which I somehow doubt they will) you'll be doing fully clothed |
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"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x
So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!
No limit on replies! "
Sure ye’d be topless, ballix in the breeze and not even a sock on after a few requests from ladies to leave an item of clothing in the car! If this is how you decide how long to walk for I dread to think what you do when ye has a dose of Diarrhoea. |
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"Every comment adds 10 seconds to my walk, a lady can request a item of clothing for me to leave in the car before I go walking x
So, essentially by the time yer buck naked wae yer Bawbeg exposed and barefooted you’ll be walking for a grand total of about 60 seconds? That’s some dander, hi!
No limit on replies!
Yeah sure, I know but it’s up to the ladies to decide and see where is goes! That’s the risk!
There is..175
Which means maximum is 1750 seconds or about half an hour - which unless anyone tells you to take anything off (which I somehow doubt they will) you'll be doing fully clothed "
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over a year ago
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"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked.
Good try, I would but don’t see you getting here in time "
I dunno, I'm sure if I offer to go halves with someone they'll keep opening a new thread and adding 10 seconds at a time. |
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"I want you to leave your wallet and pin numbers in the car. Don't lock the door, just send me the address where it's parked.
Good try, I would but don’t see you getting here in time
I dunno, I'm sure if I offer to go halves with someone they'll keep opening a new thread and adding 10 seconds at a time. "
Interesting attempt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far a long walk dressed then!
Any ladies want to have me remove stuff? "
I can't answer for everyone but I'm going with the sisterhood and thinking of any poor women you might bump into while walking. I know I wouldn't appreciate bumping into a semi clothed or naked man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "
Probably because you keep spelling *your* wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure. "
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet! "
Why on earth are you surprised? You do weekly threads like this one and I've yet to see one where anyone shows the remotest interest in pandering to whatever fantasy you are trying to live out - and each time people point out the frankly creepy nature of what you are hoping they suggest you do. |
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit "
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "
I don't see anything the slightest negative in what Keeley has said - just plain facts |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Leave your shoes in the car.
Each step you place on the ground connect deeply with the earth. Tune each of your senses one by one to your experience.
Keep your mind on your breath.
Return to your car and go home to bed.
Welcome to sub meditation.
You may call me goddess.
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "
Perhaps you could hurry up and go for a bloody walk and give our heads a holiday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "
Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are!  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"One of funniest threads I've read to date! 
You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!! "
Nah "Shaving My Doggie" or the guy having an affair with his car Tootsie were the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So then, let’s see how mean the swinging world is?
For every comment I will walk 10 seconds.
For every comment from a lady stating what she wants left in the car I’ll leave behind.
This is open for 10 mins and then I’ll do it!
I’ll walk half way through my time and return to the car in public "
Its been plus 30mins now, surely we’ve managed to walk you in to a road already no? |
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"One of funniest threads I've read to date!
You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!!
Nah "Shaving My Doggie" or the guy having an affair with his car Tootsie were the best "
Hoover guy for me by a mile |
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"Take Essex Tom wae ye so you don’t get Coranvirus.
Oh Fuck, you have just dropped the mic with this one, my multi tooled amigo  "
Aye, Coranvirus is the mutated Misspelt version of COVID-19 specifically targeting buck daft eejits who need a blooming inquisition before going a dander. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself? "
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are! "
See, he blames me everytime, he has selective reading issues. |
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over a year ago
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time "
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules! |
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?"
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them! |
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules! "
Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it! |
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Yeah Keeley! How dare you say the same thing as we all are!
See, he blames me everytime, he has selective reading issues."
He's maybe already taken off his glasses, can't see them properly |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them! "
Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact. |
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!
Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it! "
Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away? |
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!
Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact. "
Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact! |
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!
Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it! "
Once more into the breach, dear friend! Buh-Bye! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!
Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.
Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact! "
Constantly? Oh really?
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"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!
Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.
Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact!
Constantly? Oh really?
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How many comments have you made to this thread?
CASE CLOSED! |
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!
Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it!
Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away? "
Thon cunt is so marble deficient he’s likely allergic to Kerplonk! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If we keep posting though we're helping you by giving you more exercise. See, not mean at all
That’s true, I’m suprised no lady has said get you’re shorts off yet!
Why surprised? Every woman who has commented has told you we don't want to encourage your exposure.
This happens everytime, he thinks it's my fault, he doesn't understand people don't like this shit
Perhaps you could keep your negativity to yourself?
Perhaps you could keep your illegal, creepy fetishes to yourself?
Perhaps they could float you off the north coast of Africa for a life raft but that’s just an opinion which I wouldn’t normally share, but as you seem to like sharing them!
Exposing yourself in public is a crime and creepy, could get you put on the sex offenders register, me telling you that isn't just an opinion, it's fact.
Repeating it constantly is politicking, fact!
Constantly? Oh really?
How many comments have you made to this thread?
CASE CLOSED! "
What are you even talking about? I'm trying to discourage you from doing something illegal and potentially damaging to whoever you bump into. |
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You're deluded pal. You dont even realise everyone in here is taking the absolute piss out of you. Nobody wants to see you walk anywhere naked. Not a single person has asked you to remove an item of clothing. Do yourself a favour, keep your clothes on and walk to the nearest mental institute and tell them what you're trying to do. |
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"Well the thread was fun! Love to see the old faces!
No clothes removed so not an awful lot of point for me!
Pleased to have wasted your time
Wait a minute! You said you'd walk and leave behind what we told you to.
You still have to do the walk! Don't go twisting the rules!
Ok I’ll go for a walk, leaving nothing behind by the looks of it!
Perhaps your marbles were in your back pocket and have all rolled away?
Thon cunt is so marble deficient he’s likely allergic to Kerplonk! "
You have no idea how much your comments have had me in stitches, you little beauty. Thank you for cheering me up |
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"You're deluded pal. You dont even realise everyone in here is taking the absolute piss out of you. Nobody wants to see you walk anywhere naked. Not a single person has asked you to remove an item of clothing. Do yourself a favour, keep your clothes on and walk to the nearest mental institute and tell them what you're trying to do. "
They might just tell him to take off both socks and his jumper and walk for 30 seconds |
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"One of funniest threads I've read to date!
You obviously didn’t get to read the thread about the guy with the hoover. Best ever!!! "
I'll take a peek! Could do with a giggle! |
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"Let’s not be mean though. Can’t help our kinks, doubt he will get naked anyway cos this wind would make his nipples bleed. "
Thanks for remaining open minded, we do all have our own kinks and I never ridicule other for theirs as it’s their choice after all! |
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"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire? "
Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers. |
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"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?
Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers. "
Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then! |
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"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?
Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers.
Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then! "
I think of others |
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"Any ideas for my daily exercise? Nice walk in the countryside, any votes on my attire?
Yes. Wear tracksuit bottoms, a T-shirt, a hoody, socks and trainers.
Oh very nice of you, glad to see you’re the adventurous type then!
I think of others "
And you always ignored whatever anyone else suggested. May as well be sensible for once |
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