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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

. Haha

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By *ubblegumandLimeCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha ha xD

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the person that stole my shoes whilst I was on the bouncy castle

"Grow up"

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll"

His funfair is next monkey

May he roast in piss

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll

His funfair is next monkey

May he roast in piss "

Also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll

His funfair is next monkey

May he roast in piss "

Omg I'm in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The man that invented auto correct died recently.

I didn't even know he was i'll

His funfair is next monkey

May he roast in piss "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

Thank you for making my day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can run, but you can't hide your legs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

Unless he runs on to a building site then your fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!"

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

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By *annnMan  over a year ago

Isle of Man


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!"

Not funny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!"

Oi, don't be discriminating against us wheelies

Anyways, stealth mode is fun :ninja:

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong! "

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair)

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair) "

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much. I know it's not meant to be horrible x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair)

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much. I know it's not meant to be horrible x"

Its obviously not meant to be rude and it is genuinely funny. Us wheelies do take the piss too, plenty of "can't walk" jokes being pinged about on my WhatsApp

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Met a girl on a day of the week

Took her for something on another day of the week

We were doing some rude things on another day of the week, I dunno

And on a few more days of the week or something

We just lazed around on Sunday, I think

Vague David.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair)

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much. I know it's not meant to be horrible x

Its obviously not meant to be rude and it is genuinely funny. Us wheelies do take the piss too, plenty of "can't walk" jokes being pinged about on my WhatsApp "

That’s really refreshing to hear good for you

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair)

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much. I know it's not meant to be horrible x

Its obviously not meant to be rude and it is genuinely funny. Us wheelies do take the piss too, plenty of "can't walk" jokes being pinged about on my WhatsApp "

I'd ask you to share but some might get offended x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I couldn't believe that my grandad got sacked from the railways where he worked for 50 years for stealing .but when I went round to his house the signs were all there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"To the guy in a wheelchair wearing camouflage, you can hide but you can't run!

Nah man...that’s all wrong!

Yes it is, it's hilarious. I'm wheelie amused (and I use a chair)

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much. I know it's not meant to be horrible x

Its obviously not meant to be rude and it is genuinely funny. Us wheelies do take the piss too, plenty of "can't walk" jokes being pinged about on my WhatsApp

I'd ask you to share but some might get offended x"

Probably best not to. Come be a fly on the wall at our wheelchair basketball training, much piss taking and general un-PC behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A white horse walks in to a pub

The barman says " we got a whisky named after you "

The horse asks " you got a whisky called John ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I don't want to sound big headed

But I wear large hats

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Met a girl on a day of the week

Took her for something on another day of the week

We were doing some rude things on another day of the week, I dunno

And on a few more days of the week or something

We just lazed around on Sunday, I think

Vague David."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t read or hear “you can run but you can’t hide”’without thinking of bloody Five Nights at Freddie’s anymore! Joys of a horror obsessed daughter (she’s just like her mummy, so proud) It’s taken the joy out of the threat and the laughter of a corny joke Hugs appreciated x Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A man just got caught for pinching a packet of batteries

Police say there not sure what to charge him with.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Our good friend has just died after overdosing on indigestion tablets we can’t believe Gav is gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Theives have been stealing road signs in Yorkshire

Police are looking for Leeds

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"A man just got caught for pinching a packet of batteries

Police say there not sure what to charge him with."

Another was caught stealing fireworks ... they let him off with caution

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone want to buy 150 bite size sausage rolls and a 100 scotch eggs.

I miss read the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to work in a calendar factory but got the sack

All because I took a day off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are the phone-in questions on GMTV too easy ?

A. Yes

B. Combine harvester

C. 1976

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the person that stole my trainers and hi viz jacket

You can run but you can't hide"

Oh good god...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe i payed a guy to make me a double bed and the fucker did a bunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yesterday I brought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said " where ever it lands we will go on holiday"

Turns out we're spending 2 weeks behind the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What car did Pavarotti drive ?

A Nissan Dorma

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What do you call a man with a small dick ?

Just_in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What do you call a man with a big dick ?

Phill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you call a man with a big dick ?

Phill"

Your on roll son

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you call a man with a big dick ?

Phill

Your on roll son "

Cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you call a man with a big dick ?

Phill

Your on roll son

Cheers mate "

Your welcome keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A child killer and a young boy go walking in the woods. As they walk, night begins to fall and the moonlight casts strange shadows along the ground. In the distance strange animal noises can be heard. The boy clings to the child killer and tells him that he's scared. 'You're scared?!?" exclaims the child killer. 'Imagine how I feel, I got to walk back to the car on my own".

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