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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!! |
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
Rifling in our barrels helps  |
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Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.
It's gross but maybe a short term solution??
Can't help with the dump situation tho |
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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.
It's gross but maybe a short term solution??
Can't help with the dump situation tho"
Lol!! I've had cosmetic surgery to my upper thighs, which are badly swollen, as is everything around there!!! I'm bandaged up & don't want to get them wet & have to keep changing them..pulling sticky plasters off from knee to groin is not fun!! |
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"Without wanting to sound gross but couldn't you pee in the shower standing up then just run shower after to clean it away.
It's gross but maybe a short term solution??
Can't help with the dump situation tho"
no one wants a shower everytime they need the loo though. |
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over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.
Women everywhere will thank you!
Why?
No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same!"
Hey I can still miss even from a seated position, just it goes all over the opposite wall instead  |
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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"I'll be honest, I'm lazy these days and sit down.
Women everywhere will thank you!
Why?
No more leaving the seat up or splashing on the floor!! I wish more blokes would do the same!
Hey I can still miss even from a seated position, just it goes all over the opposite wall instead "
Lol!!! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Having a bendy tube on the end might help. Practising in the shower or bath will as well.
It's taken me 2 days to kind of get the hang of it but I have to concentrate!!"
The device is called freshette. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
how long have you got to be like that for
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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!! how long have you got to be like that for "
I reckon a couple of weeks at least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
how long have you got to be like that for
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just had a big surgery & because of pain & swelling, sitting to pee is tricky so I bought one of those female pee funnels, so I can go standing up. Oh my God..I now fully understand why it gets dripped all over the place..how the hell do you control that thing from that height above the loo? Fellas, you have my sympathy & those who can actually aim straight, you have my admiration!!!"
I am sure they do Tena man . You need Good pelvic floor muscles . I thought a woman just had to pull her inner and outer lips apart and she can pee straight just like a man. |
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