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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea.... why is it no matter how long I shake it for after a wee that I still get one drip in my pants??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who drive a white fiat 500 but act like if it was a red Kia feed

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich

Why I was born male, fucking 50 50 chance and I still lost !!!! Xxx

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

What ‘nothing’ actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That whole Space is endless thing. It expands into what? And if it can continue expanding, then theres no end to anything!! My head hurts more than trying to understand FAB !

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers! "

I wonder why people get their hopes up

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Why some people love dramatics, I don't think I'll ever understand that, I've tried to be compassionate but

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

What ‘nothing’ actually is. "

Energy, it’s all energy...nothing only exists because of our limitations in our senses

One down...

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers! "

Easter island has been fully explained and understood xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers!

Easter island has been fully explained and understood xx "

On YouTube? I seen that! Not convinced!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that mountain, which hsppens to be calked Sinai, really the shell of Noah’s Arc, in Turkey???

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers!

Easter island has been fully explained and understood xx

On YouTube? I seen that! Not convinced! "

You tube !! Please !!!

David Attenborough gave an arguably convincing explanation xx

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

What ‘nothing’ actually is.

Energy, it’s all energy...nothing only exists because of our limitations in our senses

One down... "

That’s cheating! Define it. Scientifically!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cruelty.

I can understand revenge, but cruelty for cruelty sake I will never ever ever understand.

P

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cruelty.

I can understand revenge, but cruelty for cruelty sake I will never ever ever understand.

P"

Yes. The whole failure to live up to your end of the bargain as a member of society thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream! "

It’s in the parallel universe, you get paid £5 a month to be on there! Constant fanny pics are a bit off putting if you ask me & some can get a bit nasty if you say no wouldn’t recommend it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

I wanna know who built the pyramids & why! Same for Easter Island & those massive bodies that are buried neck down. What the Mayan long count calendar was really left for. Why people are so rubbish.

I’ll be back later for answers!

Easter island has been fully explained and understood xx

On YouTube? I seen that! Not convinced!

You tube !! Please !!!

David Attenborough gave an arguably convincing explanation xx "

Fucking love Dave...but, he’s getting on a bit now. If it ain’t in YouTube it’s prob all lies...BBC Agenda stuff

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream!

It’s in the parallel universe, you get paid £5 a month to be on there! Constant fanny pics are a bit off putting if you ask me & some can get a bit nasty if you say no wouldn’t recommend it tbh "

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?

What ‘nothing’ actually is.

Energy, it’s all energy...nothing only exists because of our limitations in our senses

One down...

That’s cheating! Define it. Scientifically! "

OP will be with you shortly sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" That whole Space is endless thing. It expands into what? And if it can continue expanding, then theres no end to anything!! My head hurts more than trying to understand FAB !"

This one is a complete head fuck

If space is expanding ie the big bang theory everything started at one point, than it must be contained in something... So what is it?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

The whole “God never had a beginning” thing. Everything has a beginning, no matter how old or under which circumstances!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cruelty.

I can understand revenge, but cruelty for cruelty sake I will never ever ever understand.

P"

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind...like hitting that deer on the highway & leaving it to die slowly or putting the rifle to its head to end its suffering

Can we not be so serious please ffs!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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Space expansion is faster than the speed of light

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Why often people don't treat others as they'd like to be treated. F

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The whole “God never had a beginning” thing. Everything has a beginning, no matter how old or under which circumstances! "

Easy. It's a crock of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cannot get my head around how text and images are stored as data on a chip..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" That whole Space is endless thing. It expands into what? And if it can continue expanding, then theres no end to anything!! My head hurts more than trying to understand FAB !

This one is a complete head fuck

If space is expanding ie the big bang theory everything started at one point, than it must be contained in something... So what is it? "

It’s all lies...the earth is flat, we are the centre of our universe

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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That there's no such thing as nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream!

It’s in the parallel universe, you get paid £5 a month to be on there! Constant fanny pics are a bit off putting if you ask me & some can get a bit nasty if you say no wouldn’t recommend it tbh "

I'm bored, I'd give it ago!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yea.... why is it no matter how long I shake it for after a wee that I still get one drip in my pants??"

Does my head in so much this!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Who am I?"

For some reason this makes me think of Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Who am I?"

A kopite

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"Yea.... why is it no matter how long I shake it for after a wee that I still get one drip in my pants??

Does my head in so much this! "

Trust me , it gets worse as you get older!! Even started to look at them tampon things for your pants !!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What baffles me is evolution and why there are so many different species. If a God didn't create everything then why did so many different birds and fish etc evolve.. So many different shapes, sizes and colours.

And why did we believe that the world was round all the time, when it's actually flat.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

Do civilian dogs look at police dogs and think "Shit! It's the fuzz!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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Flat Earthers. When i meet one i just wanna buy as many helium balloons as i can and tie them to them

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"The whole “God never had a beginning” thing. Everything has a beginning, no matter how old or under which circumstances! "

Only if you live within the construct that something has a beginning and an end and that time is a linear thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac"

Ronald...genius move!

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac"

Meeeeeeeeee.

Begone with ye foul gherkin hater!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Speed of light and time, occasionally I sit and think about it, nearly understood it once but the red wine ran out!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do different colour Fondant Fancies actually taste different or is it just an illusion??

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac"

Reported to admin !!

Never question perfection x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac"

Now that’s a question

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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Why are stairs at the cinema too big for one step, and too small for two steps......You end up walking like a twat in silhouette

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

Now that’s a question "

Some Genius dressed as a clown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who am I?

A kopite "

That’s one of the faces I wear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For all you gherkin lovers....the only reason Ronald put them on a big Mac is because there's so much sugar in a big Mac without them it would be classed as a pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it? "

Ruins the Fab pictures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it?

Ruins the Fab pictures "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For all you gherkin lovers....the only reason Ronald put them on a big Mac is because there's so much sugar in a big Mac without them it would be classed as a pudding. "

What a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who am I?

For some reason this makes me think of Bohemian Rhapsody"

Easy come, easy go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A certain person confuses the hell out of me, has broken my heart over and over again and yet I can't help but miss him and feel sorry for him

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Where do all the other odd socks go to?

I put a pair in the washer then only end up with 1 sock. I have a carrier bag rammed full of odd socks.

It's a mystery.

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman  over a year ago

East Sussex


" That whole Space is endless thing. It expands into what? And if it can continue expanding, then theres no end to anything!! My head hurts more than trying to understand FAB !

This one is a complete head fuck

If space is expanding ie the big bang theory everything started at one point, than it must be contained in something... So what is it? "

And for me! Trying to conceptualise what the universe is expanding into (or is it creating something out of nothing ? But what does nothing consist of?) is mind-bending - and mine doesn't bend that far!

Then again I still find it hard to imagine that if you dug directly through the earth, people would be standing the right way up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that mountain, which hsppens to be calked Sinai, really the shell of Noah’s Arc, in Turkey??? "

You're thinking of Mount Ararat. The Sinai is a few hundred miles away in Israel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that mountain, which hsppens to be calked Sinai, really the shell of Noah’s Arc, in Turkey???

You're thinking of Mount Ararat. The Sinai is a few hundred miles away in Israel "

Yep!! That one!! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rainbows! Yeah yeah I know some of you say light refracting through raindrops. But they are bloody cool and make me stare and smile when I see them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not glamorous or even that interesting to many, but my great fascination is the study of the electro/chemical processes of the human brain.

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"Rainbows! Yeah yeah I know some of you say light refracting through raindrops. But they are bloody cool and make me stare and smile when I see them! "

But why are there so many songs about rainbows ???? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why don't you ever see a headline

" Psychic wins lottery "

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not glamorous or even that interesting to many, but my great fascination is the study of the electro/chemical processes of the human brain."

That definitely interests me.

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Not glamorous or even that interesting to many, but my great fascination is the study of the electro/chemical processes of the human brain.

That definitely interests me."

Me too I genuinely feel it can be replicated too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

where is Lord Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it? "

Actually since we need it up more often why do you leave it down?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it?

Actually since we need it up more often why do you leave it down? "

It's meant to be up when not in use

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are we so much more intelligent than other species on earth.

It's like we have come from another planet and taken over this world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

Why? Simply just why, to everything, our existence and everything around us, the reasons for the way we feel what's it all for, what's the reason?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"where is Lord Lucan"

Riding Shergar accompanied by Glenn Millar somewhere in Atlantis

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Why isn't palindrome a word when it's spelled backwards?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Why isn't palindrome a word when it's spelled backwards?"

Why is Abbreviation such a long word

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

The English language

Patient

Patients

Patience

Doesn't make any fucking sense

Row ( argument)

Row (a boat)

Lead( pencil)

Lead a horse to water.

I could go on for hours....

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"What baffles you in life? Do you see as an unresolved question?"

Why I prance around in a dress and stick things up my bum !! Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"What baffles me is evolution and why there are so many different species. If a God didn't create everything then why did so many different birds and fish etc evolve.. So many different shapes, sizes and colours.

And why did we believe that the world was round all the time, when it's actually flat. "

They evolved whilst finding niches or changes around them, that they were eminently fit for. The many species of finches in the Galapogas islands were descendents of fewer earlier types - they were separated on different islands, lived in different habitats, had different food sources etc, that they were each suited to. Lots of incremental mutations that were beneficial built up over time, until each species was radically different to how they all started, perhaps even as just 1 species that arrived there.

There's good evidence of evolution, including from just those birds, so it's nor in much competitive from a God doing it, where there's no evidence.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream! "

There is an anti-matter FAB where anti-women do outnumber anti-men 100/1. But if FAB ever comes into contact with anti-FAB, they will annihilate each other and just leave behind a great explosion of jizz particles...

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream!

There is an anti-matter FAB where anti-women do outnumber anti-men 100/1. But if FAB ever comes into contact with anti-FAB, they will annihilate each other and just leave behind a great explosion of jizz particles..."

Mmmmmmmmm jizz particles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the fuck am I doing on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it?

Actually since we need it up more often why do you leave it down?

It's meant to be up when not in use "

Why does it have a lid then? Surely it's to be closed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rainbows! Yeah yeah I know some of you say light refracting through raindrops. But they are bloody cool and make me stare and smile when I see them!

But why are there so many songs about rainbows ???? Xxx "

Because they are cool as!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why I was born male, fucking 50 50 chance and I still lost !!!! Xxx "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come our voice actually sounds like our voice on the other end of the telephone...how can it carry that???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is my red the same as yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why, in an Irish family, who fit the stereotype of being able to drink a lot of alcohol, does one wine spritzer affect me so much? I feel like I’ve failed my heritage.

Why does my bum always look so big?

Has anyone ever actually used fishnet tights to go fishing?

Viv xx

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Why can't men put the toilet seat down after using it?

Actually since we need it up more often why do you leave it down?

It's meant to be up when not in use

Why does it have a lid then? Surely it's to be closed! "

Never thought od that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac"

Now theres a mystery , it was done on purpose to piss us off , must have been a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

Now theres a mystery , it was done on purpose to piss us off , must have been a woman "

I like gherkins in a Big Mac. Omg! I’m a woman, you’re so right! It must have been a woman! If anyone doesn’t like them, can I have your gherkins please?

Viv xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ok try this one ....

The Universe cannot be infinite with no start and no end , its physically impossible.

Also , the Universe cannot have a start or end and be expanding , because theres nothing to expand into . Nothingness is impossible.

A contradiction you say ..

Yes it is.

Both scenarios are impossible.

Yet one has to be true .

Headfuck or what

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

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"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

Now theres a mystery , it was done on purpose to piss us off , must have been a woman

I like gherkins in a Big Mac. Omg! I’m a woman, you’re so right! It must have been a woman! If anyone doesn’t like them, can I have your gherkins please?

Viv xx"

I like Gherkins, but you can have mine coz you have the most beautiful eyes x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

Now theres a mystery , it was done on purpose to piss us off , must have been a woman

I like gherkins in a Big Mac. Omg! I’m a woman, you’re so right! It must have been a woman! If anyone doesn’t like them, can I have your gherkins please?

Viv xx

I like Gherkins, but you can have mine coz you have the most beautiful eyes x"

Aw, thank you xx

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich


"Who thought it was a good idea to put gherkins in a big mac

Now theres a mystery , it was done on purpose to piss us off , must have been a woman "

I'm not a real woman, but can I have your ghirkin,or would that be a bit gay ?? Xx

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By *iamond coupleCouple  over a year ago

leeds

On a revolving disc, the nearer you get to the centre the slower it goes (in distance traveled not rpm) so therefor the dead centre is stood still ??

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why there isn't a counter FAB, where women out number men 100/1, or is that just a dream!

There is an anti-matter FAB where anti-women do outnumber anti-men 100/1. But if FAB ever comes into contact with anti-FAB, they will annihilate each other and just leave behind a great explosion of jizz particles..."

Like the birth of Aphrodite?

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