I masturbate...

By *ire_thorn OP Man over a year ago

no comment

Because apparently my standards are the only ones low enough to fuck me...

Satire

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two peas in a pod

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Because apparently my standards are the only ones low enough to fuck me...

Satire "

Was that political?

By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I do it because I like it

By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

I do it as my knob doesn’t want to find out about the “real me”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do it as no one else will do it for me

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I do it because I sometimes need to sleep