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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

30 toilet rolls in the cupboard. I am prepared to be bribed to let a couple go. So what's one worth to you?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's alright. I'll just use my hand, might as well make the most of all the washing it I've to do.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much, I got a bag full of odd socks I need to find a use for so at least arse wiping will give them something to look forward to