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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!  
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?  "
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily |
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily"
wishy WISHY what can i do for you in exchange for the key?  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
wishy WISHY what can i do for you in exchange for the key? "
He is playing hard to get...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily"
I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A line of jagermeister please, been a while since i was lashed  Apparently Jagermeister bombs are the in drink with students - not sure what they contain though"
Jager shot sitting in red bull
I will have a Black Russian please, no  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver? "
Personally I d settle for the screw, driver but HSMFSM will want her share I guess? And... she asked first |
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" umm triple voddie and please...
Blimmin hell, you *have* had a bad day haven't you!
yep... anyone got the key to the chocolate cuboard?
Wishy does, he is just not giving it away that easily
I got some chocolate tools for my b/day on Sunday but there's only two left. Do you want a chocolate hammer or a chocolate screwdriver?
Personally I d settle for the screw, driver but HSMFSM will want her share I guess? And... she asked first"
umm well a screw would be good, or I could get nailed with the hammer.. Umm... hard choice to make..  |
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"Just make the missus a large one Excuse me. this is the bar...;-)
a glass of champnage but u can leave the bottle as i am in mood to get sloshed xxxIf you are drinking the lovely fizzy stuff you ll have to learn to share.... with ME"
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft"
and i shall be lounging elegantly,sipping from my bucket with a straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft"
I have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft
I have amateur "
I was on a supply ship in a force 9 and i could hardly stand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade"
If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade
If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind..."
You just took it right out of my sail...;-) What do you fancy... drinkwise? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"can we have some bean bags,i feel a long night coming on
You will spill your tipple if you perch on a been bag. never spilt a drink in my life pfft
I have amateur
I was on a supply ship in a force 9 and i could hardly stand "
no excuse,you should have d*unk it rather than risk spilling it |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A double Remy Martin please..This is the posh end of the customers, clearly - order is coming up now
Cheers darlin..Im well posh me ya'know, pure fackin clarse...."
Sounds like a Joanna Lumley accent with a possible Welsh lilt? Sounds awesome anyway and are you enjoying the Remy, I mean is the temperature ok for you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double sailor jerry and lemonade for me please bar keep.
Gosh,I ll havea sailor or two myself and not spoil them with lemonade
If ya dont use lemonade, theyll be 3 sheets to the wind...
You just took it right out of my sail...;-) What do you fancy... drinkwise? "
As you have a broad reach I'll try another tack to buoy myself up now the sun is over the yardarm...;-)
Bacardi Breezer if you please... Not on the rocks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks  I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you! "
I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you!
I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap "
Is that why he never touched his drink...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pfffft....pads away in big slippers to make me own Horlicks I did put it right in front of you but you chose to flirt with the guy next to you!
I wasn't flirting, I dozed off with my head in his lap Is that why he never touched his drink...;-)"
...he probably just didn't want to disturb me  |
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