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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Say you are in and send a "I fancy you" DM to someone on this thread...or in the thread if you are feeling brave

Or have a good old flirt.

Whatever you do just have fun, and play nicely together.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sign me up boss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are in x

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Morning Geeky

We are in

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Say you are in and send a "I fancy you" DM to someone on this thread...or in the thread if you are feeling brave

Or have a good old flirt.

Whatever you do just have fun, and play nicely together.

In and I fancy you gg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In and sent

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Morning Geeky

We are in

D."

Good morning mr D and miss jo

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Say you are in and send a "I fancy you" DM to someone on this thread...or in the thread if you are feeling brave

Or have a good old flirt.

Whatever you do just have fun, and play nicely together.

In and I fancy you gg

I fancy you right back miss busty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In please

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"In please "

Hey you

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Oh hey

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Let's see who I can advise of this

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all and in

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm in but sure no fancy bit me

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By *aradisecircusMan over a year ago

Derry

"In please

Hey you

Hello there Busty

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By *eeky goodness OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Nice to see so many people joining in already

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In please

Hey you

Good morning

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Morning. I rarely get a message playing this game but I keep trying

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Let's see who I can advise of this

Hey you

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Morning. I rarely get a message playing this game but I keep trying "

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Let's see who I can advise of this

Hey you

The finest of mornings to you

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By *orthampton jamesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning sexy people

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Morning Geeky

We are in

D."

Sorry,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning peeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for the craic

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Good morning peeps

Morning incandescent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Morning Geeky

We are in

Sorry,

no need to apologise, Jo would have probably messaged you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m definitely in

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m definitely in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I rarely get a message playing this game but I keep trying "

I certainly fancy you, but I’m outside your age range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m definitely in

D."

I love you 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning peeps

Morning incandescent

Good to see you all bubbly and light

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Good morning peeps

Morning incandescent

Good to see you all bubbly and light

Yeah well, I guess I feel slightly more confident recently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in....fancy the pants off BustyMarriedBabe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for a bit

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m in

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Count me in....fancy the pants off BustyMarriedBabe

There my future husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in....fancy the pants off BustyMarriedBabe

There my future husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in waiting with baited breath for my inbox to fill

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm in waiting with baited breath for my inbox to fill"

Lol, you arent the only one

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

Count me in

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By *thena123Woman over a year ago

Swansea

I'll give it a go.xxx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'll give it a go.xxx"

I fancy you Athena

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont know about anyone else but I fancy the arse off all the women on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say you are in and send a "I fancy you" DM to someone on this thread...or in the thread if you are feeling brave

Or have a good old flirt.

Whatever you do just have fun, and play nicely together.

Definitely fancy you Geeky Goodness

if only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure there would be much point in me joining in, to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get in on this I doubt very much I will get a pm but always hopeful of a nice surprise

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think this could be agreeable.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll give it a go.xxx"

I definitely think Sapphire is the jewel for you.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK. Which of you sex maniacs fancies Chunky?

I imagine would be embaressed about saying it in public so PM me.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m definitely in

I love you 2

Could you stretch that 2 to a 3.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok let's do this, waiting for that explosion in my inbox now

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m definitely in

I love you 2

Could you stretch that 2 to a 3.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

This was a lot of fun last time....count me in! Morning all

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Morning Geeky

We are in

Sorry,

no need to apologise, Jo would have probably messaged you anyway

D."

And you don't fancy me D?? How very rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in but not feeling very fancyable today!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Morning Geeky

We are in

Sorry,

no need to apologise, Jo would have probably messaged you anyway

And you don't fancy me D?? How very rude

well Blue eyes, there was this one picture.........

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This was a lot of fun last time....count me in! Morning all

I fancy you Genie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Why the hell not

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Morning Geeky

We are in

Sorry,

no need to apologise, Jo would have probably messaged you anyway

And you don't fancy me D?? How very rude

well Blue eyes, there was this one picture.........

D."

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

On a Tuesday??

Oh ... why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busty Married Babe - I fancy you... and the cake in your photos

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

We're in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"On a Tuesday??

Oh ... why not?

Morning

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

I'm in

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"We're in. "

Morning to you too

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

I’m in

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Am In why not

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

Can I play?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m in

I must say - you have a lovely bum, but alas I'm too old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ast time I did one of these... I made a very good friend

I'm in... I'll send some messages when I get outta the gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"In for a bit!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been awhile but I'm in

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's been awhile but I'm in

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d prefer their arse on, but I’m in

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Been a while since I did any fancying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in but sure no fancy bit me

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I rarely get a message playing this game but I keep trying "

I tried, but seem to be/have you on block

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in!!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Morning. I rarely get a message playing this game but I keep trying

I tried, but seem to be/have you on block

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for a bit!

D."

Back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Didnt feel a thing!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's been awhile but I'm in

Pwoah.

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By *unonly10Man over a year ago

liverpool

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been awhile but I'm in

Pwoah.

Ya sweet talking fecker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ast time I did one of these... I made a very good friend

I'm in... I'll send some messages when I get outta the gym

Helloooo you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's been awhile but I'm in

Pwoah.

Ya sweet talking fecker

You know it baby.

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By *he.vikingMan over a year ago

north east close to you

"Say you are in and send a "I fancy you" DM to someone on this thread...or in the thread if you are feeling brave

Or have a good old flirt.

Whatever you do just have fun, and play nicely together.

In and I fancy you gg

I fancey you

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By *he.vikingMan over a year ago

north east close to you

In plaese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So much fun in the rain

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By *osco78Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm in..it's a foul morning let's have a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"On a Tuesday??

Oh ... why not?

Morning

Well hello, good morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in...

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I'm in.

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By *he.vikingMan over a year ago

north east close to you

"I'm in."

I fancy you

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By *he.vikingMan over a year ago

north east close to you

"It's been awhile but I'm in

Pwoah.

Ya sweet talking fecker

I fancy you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning _eeky goodness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m loving this ! Count me in .... (where to start !)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be sleeping but.....heloooooooo

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By *he.vikingMan over a year ago

north east close to you

"Good morning _eeky goodness

I fancy you x

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Someone surprise me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Someone surprise me

Boo

Or not what you had in mind?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Someone surprise me

You know I do

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Someone surprise me

You know I do

Oooft

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Late to the party, but go on then! Peruses thread...

Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In please and sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join in for a bit

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By *indell2Man over a year ago

Thrapston

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late to the party, but go on then! Peruses thread...

Mrs TMN

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

In and sent

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

I’m in!

Now to scroll up

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but don't all be messaging at once, OK!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, but my pics are in friends only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poking my head in now and will have a catch up later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poking my head in now and will have a catch up later

Waves hello

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Late to the party, but go on then! Peruses thread...

Mrs TMN

Jo.Xx

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

"Poking my head in now and will have a catch up later

Shakes tail feathers at Miss D...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poking my head in now and will have a catch up later

Oh hello MissD....long time no chat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In...

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning Geeky.

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By *agle76Man over a year ago

Birstall

"It's been awhile but I'm in

I'm in and definitely fancy the delicious deviant ??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Late to the party, but go on then! Peruses thread...

Mrs TMN

Jo.Xx "

Oh you know the feeling is mutual, you two!

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"In for a bit!"

I’m in and most definitely fancy the lovely Testarossa.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Late to the party, but go on then! Peruses thread...

Mrs TMN

Jo.Xx

Oh you know the feeling is mutual, you two!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on I will give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but i only fancy women whi sanitise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are in!!

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Morning, I’m in for as long as this lasts

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

We are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning, I’m in for as long as this lasts

I fancy the arse off you wildblonde69!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Go on I will give it a go

Well. Hello there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm in

For 100% certainty

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm in

Ring a ding dong

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I'm in

Ring a ding dong

That ponytail down the back...

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Morning, I’m in for as long as this lasts

I fancy the arse off you wildblonde69!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in, what’s for lunch?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Morning, I’m in for as long as this lasts

I fancy the arse off you wildblonde69!

Can I fancy more than your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all, can't believe I nearly missed this

I'm in and GG, I fancy you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Morning all, can't believe I nearly missed this

I'm in and GG, I fancy you

GM Sparkles... you're rather ... well ... you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all, can't believe I nearly missed this

I'm in and GG, I fancy you

GM Sparkles... you're rather ... well ... you know

Morning to you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning sparkles!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Morning all, can't believe I nearly missed this

I'm in and GG, I fancy you

Well perhaps I fancy you!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In. I fancy too many to mention on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s nearly full now

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"It’s nearly full now "

Arent we all just great!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in and sent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumping in on this!

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By *oneyBear100Couple over a year ago

Gatwick area

Us too but only if you follow up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm in xx"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkles007

Dark Ice Queen

Testarossa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning sparkles!

Morning Sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sparkles007

Dark Ice Queen

Testarossa

Xx"

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By *heekytradesman46Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'm in xx"

I really fancy you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is my bum ok?

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