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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am 
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock"
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!! "
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5.45
I need to go to sleep
But an attractive man keeps messaging me
I have no will power."
Ah, same time as me. I should be fast asleep too but my will power is little as I've been on the phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
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Now come on.
Hop in |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"5.45
I need to go to sleep
But an attractive man keeps messaging me
I have no will power.
We are on equilibrium 
Ah, same time as me. I should be fast asleep too but my will power is little as I've been on the phone
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Like triplets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in"
Which side do i get  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get "
Guests choice of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course"
Good answer 
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7.22 
Ok I'll say it. Why?
My clock is 7 mins fast so it's really 7.15.
My clock is also 15 mins fast  but I still snooze for 15 min more
Oh god yes, defo got to have a few snoozes "
Do you also have yours set for different times in case you accidentally turn one off ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course
Good answer
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide "
But what if I AM the murderer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4.45 and you’re normally still in bed by the time give done my commute into London 
Up early in morning for my commute to Edinburgh
Normally I said  "
And it should say I’ve! Beer talk |
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"What time is your alarm clock set for?"
Hubby sets his for 6:30. I really don’t know why as he wakes around 6ish each morning and starts gibber gabbering, so much so I don’t set an alarm anymore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course
Good answer
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide
But what if I AM the murderer "
Have you got an axe?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4.45 and you’re normally still in bed by the time give done my commute into London
Up early in morning for my commute to Edinburgh
Normally I said
And it should say I’ve! Beer talk "
Dont worry, I'm more than used to translating your d*unk texts by now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course
Good answer
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide "
I used to live in a town house and wouldn’t have top bedroom in case of burgalers , was just worried as my kids would be below me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4.45 and you’re normally still in bed by the time give done my commute into London
Up early in morning for my commute to Edinburgh
Normally I said
And it should say I’ve! Beer talk
Dont worry, I'm more than used to translating your d*unk texts by now "
And you still talk to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course
Good answer
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide
But what if I AM the murderer
Have you got an axe?? "
I've already said too much |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"7.22
Ok I'll say it. Why?
My clock is 7 mins fast so it's really 7.15.
My clock is also 15 mins fast but I still snooze for 15 min more
Oh god yes, defo got to have a few snoozes
Do you also have yours set for different times in case you accidentally turn one off ? "
Mine goes off every 5 mins, if I switch it off and go back to sleep I rely on one of my kids |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4.45 and you’re normally still in bed by the time give done my commute into London
Up early in morning for my commute to Edinburgh
Normally I said
And it should say I’ve! Beer talk
Dont worry, I'm more than used to translating your d*unk texts by now
And you still talk to me "
You're the only one who will play COD with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5am
Me 2.
Want to sleep here? We could save energy and share an alarm clock
Wait, next we'll be saving hot water.. I ain't sharing my coffee with no one!!
If you think for a second I would share a coffee with anyone then you just dont know me at all!
Now come on.
Hop in
Which side do i get
Guests choice of course
Good answer
I sleep furthest from the door.. That way if a burglar breaks in, you will be murdered first, whilst i hide
I used to live in a town house and wouldn’t have top bedroom in case of burgalers , was just worried as my kids would be below me "
good to know I'm not alone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7.22
Ok I'll say it. Why?
My clock is 7 mins fast so it's really 7.15.
My clock is also 15 mins fast but I still snooze for 15 min more
Oh god yes, defo got to have a few snoozes
Do you also have yours set for different times in case you accidentally turn one off ?
Mine goes off every 5 mins, if I switch it off and go back to sleep I rely on one of my kids "
Haaaaaaa no way, me too, if I’m still in bed when my daughter wakes up I tell her to scream at me to get up |
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