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I'm a real man's man...I make John Wayne look like a quivering school girl. I'm not scared of anything apart from showing my emotions. I'll fight anyone and anything apart from a woman . I'm so much of a man I can sit down and pee and it still looks like I'm standing up... I'm so tough that even my stubble asks permission to grow...I've never cried or lost an argument and I eat sprouts for the fun of it. |
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"I'm a real man's man...I make John Wayne look like a quivering school girl. I'm not scared of anything apart from showing my emotions. I'll fight anyone and anything apart from a woman . I'm so much of a man I can sit down and pee and it still looks like I'm standing up... I'm so tough that even my stubble asks permission to grow...I've never cried or lost an argument and I eat sprouts for the fun of it."
Chuck Norris?
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A real man needs to be true to him self and not to preconceived stereotypes!
So if your strapping down a load or strapping up your dress and suspenders your still a real man if your honest and sincere  |
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I like to tuck my vest in, socks pulled up and I sometimes sit down to pee. But I've got a cock and I like to punch things.
Oh oh and I ride a motorcycle! |
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"Define a "real man" and I'll tell you 
Ones that walk through blizzards in string vests. 
Funny you should say that but when I was much much younger we have a man who lived by us that always wore a string vest no matter what the weather, no shirt or coat just a string vest  not sure if he is a real man tho or just crazy, we thought the latter "
The reference comes from brilliant The Men Rap 1 by The Joeys. |
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"I like to tuck my vest in, socks pulled up and I sometimes sit down to pee. But I've got a cock and I like to punch things.
Oh oh and I ride a motorcycle!"
That makes you a very real manly real man |
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"I like to tuck my vest in, socks pulled up and I sometimes sit down to pee. But I've got a cock and I like to punch things.
Oh oh and I ride a motorcycle!
That makes you a very real manly real man "
Is it enough to be next to be labelled a "real man"? |
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Why not both!? 