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"Are you one?
How?
Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs 
My boobs are no longer lovely
Am I not a real woman?"
I never said that. Last time I saw a pic of your boobs they looked just as nice to me. |
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over a year ago
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"Are you one?
How?
Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs
My boobs are no longer lovely
Am I not a real woman?"
Of course you are and anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you one?
How?
Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs
My boobs are no longer lovely
Am I not a real woman?"
They look damn fine to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you one?
How?
Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs
My boobs are no longer lovely
Am I not a real woman?"
No, sorry you had to find out this way
Happy belated International Womans day by the way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a real woman.
I'm real.
I'm a woman.
That makes me a real woman.
If we're talking context as to what defines a "real woman" as in personality type descriptive, as the type of person they are, then that's totally different.
I wouldn't say it makes them any less real if they aren't the things that has been stereotyped in what makes a real woman, just more of a cunt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache."
Sounds like a real woman to me |
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"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.
Sounds like a real woman to me "
Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks.... |
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"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.
Sounds like a real woman to me
Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks...."
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"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache.
Sounds like a real woman to me
Ok now I'm a real women any other ladies up for a bit of girl on girl action....or even a couple where the man just sits in the corner and wanks....
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"Yes I'm 6ft with big 44DD boobs a lovely round bum . I have long blonde hair and always wear stockings. I do the school run in 6" heels and can making a working model volcano out of paper mache."
That volcano sounds interesting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you one?
How?
Nope, I'm a man
Well I'm a woman as you can clearly see.....want to do what comes naturally 
Hell yes!
4 more sleeps "
Better start making myself look less like a troll, it takes a while |
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I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR |
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"I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR "
Yep, definitely have all the parts to qualify |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I think I am, I’ve got those ovary type things in my insides and milk udders at the front, and twice I have managed to squeeze two babies out of a very tight lady part, yes I am woman hear me ROAR
Yep, definitely have all the parts to qualify "
I need to double check these |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook..."
Get back to me asap! |
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"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!"
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy."
Blimey, that's a mouthful  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy."
Thank you for checking that for me, I do appreciate it |
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"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.
Blimey, that's a mouthful "
All the fellas say that to me |
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"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.
Thank you for checking that for me, I do appreciate it "
As vice chair of The Right Royal Pain in The Arse Society it was my absolute pleasure  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Apparently I am not. I'm not a real swinger either
Me either hun
I am a real pain in the a**e
I can cause pain there, does that count
Hang on let me check my "real pain in the butt" handbook...
Get back to me asap!
Yes, you're fine.
Page 14, item 4, subsection 2.
The causing of pain in a third party's butt will qualify a person as an associate pain in the butt, entitled to attend all meetings and AGMs but not to vote on matters of policy.
Blimey, that's a mouthful
All the fellas say that to me "
Taxi to Hastings please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you one?
How?
Yes, I have lovely boobs and I can hide my tail between my legs
My boobs are no longer lovely
Am I not a real woman?"
Your boobs are gorgeous |
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