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By *ragonite OP   Man  over a year ago

Cheshire

For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter "

Would you recommend the wood pellets or the paper ones?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter "

Thanks, pal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a pack of 4 Bog Roll from Lidl..I'm will to swap for a Range Rover Sport...2018 upwards ..

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got a four pack of andrex soft tissue....

Will swap for a three bedroom bungalow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a four pack of andrex soft tissue....

Will swap for a three bedroom bungalow "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got a four pack of andrex soft tissue....

Will swap for a three bedroom bungalow "

Pm me the details please

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo


"For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter "

Yeah, but that'd mean you'd have to stick your leg behind your head after you'd done your business and lick your bum clean!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gonna have to resort to the old reliable grass and leaves . Im not using the toilet bush again lol

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got some.

It is bloody ridiculous though the panic.

There’s a new IQ test.

Your IQ is 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have bought in the last 7 days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter

Would you recommend the wood pellets or the paper ones? "

wood if youre planning on sitting in them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got some.

It is bloody ridiculous though the panic.

There’s a new IQ test.

Your IQ is 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have bought in the last 7 days. "

I'm still at 150 wooooo.

I will need to get some soon though, I bought a pack of 4 2 weeks ago and I've only got one full roll left.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Romans used a wet rag on the end of a stick. I'm taking that idea to Dragon's Den.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Romans used a wet rag on the end of a stick. I'm taking that idea to Dragon's Den. "

They normally use a sponge on a stick lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was in Lidl this morning buying just bread and milk and they nearly sold out of bog roll tins of beans no pasta and flour and eggs was getting low. And for Monday morning it's packed.

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I am ok I have three seashells

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been studying the dog and after soon initial trouble i'm now quite adept at wiping my arse on the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you should panic about anything it's the upcoming shortage of Chicken & Mushroom pot noodle's. Since it hit Wales the noodle mines have shut down.

But them now!. Go on! buy them now. Now! Buy Pot Noodles now before they've all gone. Now I tell you!

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By *candiumWoman  over a year ago

oban

I actually needed to buy some and just got the number I would usually get. Wasn't an apparent shortage here. Mind you there's no reports of cases here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got some.

It is bloody ridiculous though the panic.

There’s a new IQ test.

Your IQ is 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have bought in the last 7 days. "

Wow, my IQ remains at 150 . As I refuse to panic buy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am ok I have three seashells "

Demolition Man rules, even though they never explained how to use the seashells... Lol.

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Our local Asda has loo roll, but only small packs or cheap stuff left when hubby went yesterday morning... hardly any hand sanitizer though.

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By *ohnjones3210Man  over a year ago

Chester


"For anyone worrying because they can’t buy bog roll to sustain them through the pending apocalypse, be reassured that the pet aisles still have plenty of bags of cat litter "

That won't do if you go publicising it! Ffs man.

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Oh and my IQ is 150

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks


"I am ok I have three seashells

Demolition Man rules, even though they never explained how to use the seashells... Lol. "

Ha wasn’t sure anyone would get it.

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