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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Ach yer arse is parsley! I’ve big thighs but it doesn’t make my Willy look small! My Willy looks small because it is."
My Nan used to say that!!!!
The Parsley bit. Not the willy bit. She never talked to me about her willy |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Big dicks come in all forms, my friend 
Sooooo skipping leg day or nah?"
As someone who skips leg day every day, to the extent that I wheel myself around with arm propulsion BUT don't actually own a penis myself, I'm at a loss to know what to advise. I'd suggest keeping your dick in your pants at the gym, maybe that's where you're going wrong?! |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Ach yer arse is parsley! I’ve big thighs but it doesn’t make my Willy look small! My Willy looks small because it is."
Nah amigo, it's just the massive legs  |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Big dicks come in all forms, my friend
Sooooo skipping leg day or nah?
As someone who skips leg day every day, to the extent that I wheel myself around with arm propulsion BUT don't actually own a penis myself, I'm at a loss to know what to advise. I'd suggest keeping your dick in your pants at the gym, maybe that's where you're going wrong?! "
You can buy cocks from the internet these days. I’m sure someone can post a link. I didn’t buy mine. I had to grow it.
As for keeping my dick in at the gym, I’m afraid I can’t do that. How will all the girls know that I’m alpha as fuck if I’m not swinging it and showing them all the time? |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Ach yer arse is parsley! I’ve big thighs but it doesn’t make my Willy look small! My Willy looks small because it is.
Nah amigo, it's just the massive legs "
I did tell ye I was like an Anti-Tripod! Feel much more perceptively aware now I’ve been Scientifically Diagnosed in the Leg tae Third Leg Ratio Matter |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Big dicks come in all forms, my friend
Sooooo skipping leg day or nah?
As someone who skips leg day every day, to the extent that I wheel myself around with arm propulsion BUT don't actually own a penis myself, I'm at a loss to know what to advise. I'd suggest keeping your dick in your pants at the gym, maybe that's where you're going wrong?!
You can buy cocks from the internet these days. I’m sure someone can post a link. I didn’t buy mine. I had to grow it.
As for keeping my dick in at the gym, I’m afraid I can’t do that. How will all the girls know that I’m alpha as fuck if I’m not swinging it and showing them all the time?"
Ah, I do own the odd plastic cock. But they look the same size no matter what's happened with my legs, so I'd say do what the fuck you like on leg day. I would definitely recommend keeping your dick away though - you'd quickly be a eunuch if you get it caught in the machinery and then leg day is the least of your worries |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Big dicks come in all forms, my friend
Sooooo skipping leg day or nah?
As someone who skips leg day every day, to the extent that I wheel myself around with arm propulsion BUT don't actually own a penis myself, I'm at a loss to know what to advise. I'd suggest keeping your dick in your pants at the gym, maybe that's where you're going wrong?!
You can buy cocks from the internet these days. I’m sure someone can post a link. I didn’t buy mine. I had to grow it.
As for keeping my dick in at the gym, I’m afraid I can’t do that. How will all the girls know that I’m alpha as fuck if I’m not swinging it and showing them all the time?"
They’ll not be able tae see it cus of yer thighs! |
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"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Ach yer arse is parsley! I’ve big thighs but it doesn’t make my Willy look small! My Willy looks small because it is.
Nah amigo, it's just the massive legs
I did tell ye I was like an Anti-Tripod! Feel much more perceptively aware now I’ve been Scientifically Diagnosed in the Leg tae Third Leg Ratio Matter "
Just don't go swinging your third leg around in the gym, and all will be kosher |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"I think you have a way to go OP before it becomes an issue
I however have been fucked for years in that sense
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Fucking state of those thighs. Unbelievable. Absolutely insane. I’d wear shorts in the snow |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"Legit. Big thighs make willies look small. It’s science
Big dicks come in all forms, my friend
Sooooo skipping leg day or nah?
As someone who skips leg day every day, to the extent that I wheel myself around with arm propulsion BUT don't actually own a penis myself, I'm at a loss to know what to advise. I'd suggest keeping your dick in your pants at the gym, maybe that's where you're going wrong?!
You can buy cocks from the internet these days. I’m sure someone can post a link. I didn’t buy mine. I had to grow it.
As for keeping my dick in at the gym, I’m afraid I can’t do that. How will all the girls know that I’m alpha as fuck if I’m not swinging it and showing them all the time?
They’ll not be able tae see it cus of yer thighs!"
If they can’t see it then why do the keep calling the police?? Just trying to be friends. Honestly  |
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