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"I’m in for a toasted White Russian please Sky. My lady friend will place her order soon  "
Evening all, Laphroaig with water please.
Please excuse my pubes.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together ! "
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe."
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag "
It's Gary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag
It's Gary."
How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag
It's Gary.
How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?"
Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag
It's Gary.
How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?
Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh."
That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whose arsehole left a shit trail on the 5th chair of the 2nd left table?
That's why I hate going in a naked bar ! There is always one asshole who can't keep its shit together !
If you complain to the manager you'll get a pint and a wet wipe.
But which one is it ? They are all naked without a tag
It's Gary.
How do I recognise that Gary ? Is he an Oldman?
Yes. look for his sliver pubes, and two moles on his right thigh.
That is an accurate description ! Thank you, again your observational skills made my life easier ! I love you EJ but only like a clothed man who like a naked man in a naked bar managed by Gary Oldman "
Get a room you 2  |
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