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over a year ago
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My genitals are weird. Time hath withered them. I'm 38 and I find my little chap is better "displayed" on a light pampas grass rather than the thick natural vegetation of the ancient forest that once grew there.
He and I have had a long fallow period of disinterest and I'm wondering weather to get the Machete out again or follow Paul McCartney's bushel maintenance tips and just Let It Be. So should I trim it like some metrosexual hipster half my age? or accept that I'm just too old and leave it looking like Gandalf The Grey?
And answer quickly, it's like Japanese Knot here.
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over a year ago
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I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair. |
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"I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair. "
I think I'm hairier than you mind, No1 would look wrong unless I shaved my whole torso as well, and I'm not prepared to do that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory ! "
So some sort of public ceremony?
This is going to take some organising. |
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"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !
So some sort of public ceremony?
This is going to take some organising. "
Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really 
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old "
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !
So some sort of public ceremony?
This is going to take some organising.
Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !"
Great, I'll ring the Mayor.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the same age as yourself and I always keep it nice and trim down there. Shave the balls clean and smooth and go over the rest with a number 1. Same with my chest and arm pit hair.
I think I'm hairier than you mind, No1 would look wrong unless I shaved my whole torso as well, and I'm not prepared to do that."
I wouldn't know as I never let it grow. I run a number 1 clipper from my pubes to my neck. So belly and chest is the same as my pubes. My arms are covered in ink and noticed they were hard to see so recently tried the clippers on my arms too and the tats look a lot sharper now so I'm gonna continue doing that. I also get my back waxed or shaved often too. |
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top."
If you think it would be wrong for you, then stay natural.
You will never please everyone but you should always be comfortable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !
So some sort of public ceremony?
This is going to take some organising.
Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !
Great, I'll ring the Mayor.
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There should be some kind of ribbon cutting too ! X |
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"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!
No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour"
I like men comfortable in their masculinity and with natural body hair. |
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"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!
No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour
I like men comfortable in their masculinity and with natural body hair. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you think it would be wrong for you, then stay natural.
You will never please everyone but you should always be comfortable."
Thank you, and I agree!
I tend to do it when I meet new people, but no one seems to recoil in horror when I leave it either (or no more than usual).
I'm just really wondering if there's an age/body type/hirsutness where it looks wrong.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top."
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely no torso trimming, are you insane!!
No you're not too old but no one likes mouthful of hair whatever the colour"
There's nothing sexier than someone stopping "mid-noshing" to pull hairs out of their teeth for 5 minutes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Definitely get the clippers out and trim that man garden back , show your chap off to the world with nothing detracting from its glory !
So some sort of public ceremony?
This is going to take some organising.
Oh definitely, a good example to fellow men !
Great, I'll ring the Mayor.
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There should be some kind of ribbon cutting too ! X"
I can bring my used scissors
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again "
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x"
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe trim and see what you think.
It will grow back if you don't like it. "
That's what I'll do. Next time it gets "an airing" I'll do the full works.
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over a year ago
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"I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though "
You know that's love right?
I wouldn't let my ex shave my face.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers "
Can I get you to sign this please?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I manscape my furry fb on a grade 3 for his chest and pubes, he does let me shave his balls though
You know that's love right?
I wouldn't let my ex shave my face.
x
Just Nsa trustworthy "
Then you're very lucky!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers
Can I get you to sign this please?
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Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers
Can I get you to sign this please?
Are you trying to trap me into an agreement?? "
Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?
I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers
Can I get you to sign this please?
Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??
Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?
I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.
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What the actual fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trim
No need to ask really
Am I not a bit old?
Is it not a losing battle I'm fighting?
No , you’re not too old
I'm grey in the chest and head, that's what makes me think it would look wrong. to be fully 'scaped down there but "old-man-moobs" up top.
If you let it grow wild .... you’ll never have your cherry taken again
I'm hoping to trap women into an agreement before they see it.
Maybe something in writing.
x
Ah the old ‘lure them in’ ploy
You’re handsome - they may forgive you for stragglers
Can I get you to sign this please?
Are you trying to trap me into an agreement??
Look, no one has to sign anything right now, we're just having fun right? but wouldn't that fun be more fun with the added security of an affidavit signed and counter signed by both parties Vis-à-vis a contractual undertaking by both said parties to let me diddle you regardless of the state of care the aforementioned party has given to his undercarriage?
I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself, that's all.
What the actual fuck "
It'll all become clear (and a bit sticky) once you've signed.  |
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