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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Should you even be on fab if you have standards?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes"

Wrong!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you're a man, yes. If you're a woman, no. If you're an mf couple, depends on the day of the week.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If they're incredibly low

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

I’m dead posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're a man, yes. If you're a woman, no. If you're an mf couple, depends on the day of the week."

And who’s signed into the account

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If they're incredibly low "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes

I’m dead "

Shit, hope you’re ok x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Yes

Wrong!"

You used a ! which means I'm super wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you saying I don't have standards woman?!

I'm shocked and utterly offended

Or would be if I had standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes

Wrong!

You used a ! which means I'm super wrong

Exactly!!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

High standards here !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"High standards here ! "

Should you even be on fab then?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Only if those standards are low. How else would we all have sex?

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Nah aparently we should just put out the welcome mat for everyone within 50 miles.

Maybe lay down naked in a field somewhere all day and night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only if those standards are low. How else would we all have sex? "

God knows Meli. Wish I knew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah aparently we should just put out the welcome mat for everyone within 50 miles.

Maybe lay down naked in a field somewhere all day and night?"

Sex in a field is fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nah aparently we should just put out the welcome mat for everyone within 50 miles.

Maybe lay down naked in a field somewhere all day and night?"

Can’t lie down in fields, Theresa May runs through them, don’t want trampled again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nah aparently we should just put out the welcome mat for everyone within 50 miles.

Maybe lay down naked in a field somewhere all day and night?

Sex in a field is fun

Sinner

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some people even know what soap is. Luxury! I'm beneath such high quality hygiene! Awareness of hygiene products.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Yes

I’m dead posh "

I’ll see you in Waitrose for rehab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people even know what soap is. Luxury! I'm beneath such high quality hygiene! Awareness of hygiene products."

They don’t sell soap nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes as no point shagging everything with a pulse x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes as no point shagging everything with a pulse x"

Why not

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"High standards here !

Should you even be on fab then?"

Yes! We only intend to fuck our way through the top 1% of the site

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some people even know what soap is. Luxury! I'm beneath such high quality hygiene! Awareness of hygiene products.

They don’t sell soap nowadays "

Still they know what it is. So middle class!

Whatever happened to dick cheese and the complex aroma of sweat, piss, vomit and cigs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have very low standards which I fail to live up to x

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I had standards once. Then I started looking in the mirror and realised I have no use for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

I’m dead

Shit, hope you’re ok x"

Funny fucker

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've chatted to plenty on here that have standards and apparently I don't come up to theirs. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as you dont have a mirror, then yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny how some of the best looking people on here don't say how hot they are.

I mean ones have seen in real life not out of date photos filtered to the max.

Looks on here help personally matters on standard's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not sure on size but it has a good jiggle when im bouncing around. Think its in keeping with my boobs so i dont topple over "

What

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure on size but it has a good jiggle when im bouncing around. Think its in keeping with my boobs so i dont topple over

What "

Haha wrong post

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not sure on size but it has a good jiggle when im bouncing around. Think its in keeping with my boobs so i dont topple over

What

Haha wrong post

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Funny how some of the best looking people on here don't say how hot they are.

I mean ones have seen in real life not out of date photos filtered to the max.

Looks on here help personally matters on standard's.

So is that a yes or no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought we shagged all who ask, are we meant to choose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought we shagged all who ask, are we meant to choose?"

Not that I’m aware of

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Yes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes ! "

And Yes

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I definitely have standards, not entirely sure where they are at the minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I definitely have standards, not entirely sure where they are at the minute

I have hidden them, come find them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funny how some of the best looking people on here don't say how hot they are.

I mean ones have seen in real life not out of date photos filtered to the max.

Looks on here help personally matters on standard's.

So is that a yes or no "

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I definitely have standards, not entirely sure where they are at the minute

I have hidden them, come find them...

Do I have to? I'm in the bath and don't want to get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes as no point shagging everything with a pulse x

Why not "

Because we have standards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on the car you are driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes as no point shagging everything with a pulse x

Why not

Because we have standards. "

That’s boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends on the car you are driving "

I can’t drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes always have standards. Also hate liars too and just found 2 out as well.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Of course not. What kind of a question is that. Fab is just for the desperate and easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of course not. What kind of a question is that. Fab is just for the desperate and easy."

Exactly! God bless you

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By *eddyBearBazMan over a year ago

St Helens

Crap looks like im going about this all wrong cause i do have standards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no standers so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn! I shouldn’t be on here as I don’t drop my standards with my knickers

haha x

Viv x

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

What are the standards

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Should you even be on fab if you have standards?"

I have no idea what you mean by standards

I'm an engineer but I'm sure you're not referring to

Bs 180

Beyond that I have an observation permit

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yes lol, I haven't had sex in 3 years, so I wont be dropping them now!

No attraction or mental connection, not happening!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I have to be attracted so yes I have standards.

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By *odd4funnMan over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

If every one was desperate and easy why would you join ?

Lots of other outlets for them

We all need standards and we should stick to them

Simples

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Hell yes .... beer place ever

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If every one was desperate and easy why would you join ?

Lots of other outlets for them

We all need standards and we should stick to them

Simples "

Because I'm desperate and easy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should you even be on fab if you have standards?"

Lamps? I don't have one 'o dem. I do have a nice anglepoise though...

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By *olly1972Woman over a year ago

bolton

Yes without a shadow of doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only standards I have is...

The body is still warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If every one was desperate and easy why would you join ?

Lots of other outlets for them

We all need standards and we should stick to them

Simples

Because I'm desperate and easy."

You are!! Hi!!!

Leave your standards behind love, you’ve pulled x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The only standards I have is...

The body is still warm

That’s the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only standards I have is...

The body is still warm

That’s the spirit!"

Oh no, get the timing right, the spirit needs to have left the body, that'd just be so wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The only standards I have is...

The body is still warm

That’s the spirit!

Oh no, get the timing right, the spirit needs to have left the body, that'd just be so wrong

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