"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced  "
Enough of that shite on here!
I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced
Enough of that shite on here!
I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out."
The only reason not to want to deal with the cops is because you shouldn't have driven your car through a fence! Dodgy!  |
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"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced
Enough of that shite on here!
I rubber necked out the window. It's cold and wet. The driver didn't want to deal with the cops but the car is fucked and they couldn't get it out.
The only reason not to want to deal with the cops is because you shouldn't have driven your car through a fence! Dodgy! "
I heard rather than saw the crash, but suspect that the driver sped through a nearby intersection from what I heard. |
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"Car just smashed through my front fence. GMP were here within ten minutes.
I'm fine, just... yeah, that doesn't happen every day."
Bloody Hell so much for a quiet Sunday night.
At least you are fine, if a bit shaken. |
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"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.
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Cornishmen give zero fucks!
"Ere, lad, you must be proper knackered carrying that ca-a-r-rcas on yer lonesome, jump in the trac'er, 'aave yerrself a rest, boy"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still better than them smashing through your back door unannounced
There's always one! It's usually me
Glad you Received ok OP"
That was meant to be Glad you are ok OP no idea how received got in there!  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.
Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?"
What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his land before offering the lift? |
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"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.
Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?
What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his
land before offering the lift?"
He most definitely did not. I was on the phone with him at the time dumper arrived at his doorstep, so was called by the sheriff for info as to time and details. Never got called to testify, alas. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Could be worse? My dad had a body dumped on the property next door. He gave the guy (dumper, not dumpee) a ride home even.
Dumper got his car stuck at the back end of a field. Whodda thought?
What? Wait? Did your dad know that the person had dumped a cadaver on his
land before offering the lift?
He most definitely did not. I was on the phone with him at the time dumper arrived at his doorstep, so was called by the sheriff for info as to time and details. Never got called to testify, alas."
Wow, that's some bravery from the dumper |
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