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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,
Will my subjects reveal themselves,
Men and women, where are the twats?
Hello!  "
Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know some think I’m a twat, so one here your Majesty x
Viv x
Welcome Viv, good to have you aboard "
Many thanks Your Majesty x (curtsies in respect) xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum? "
You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?
You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours "
You know I'm used to my arse being felt.
In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?
You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours
You know I'm used to my arse being felt.
In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze. "
As you please  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Question please - as the official nice twat, do I get to squeeze the queen's bum?
You do but form an orderly queue, it's only fair everyone gets a go, then everyone is going to squeeze yours
You know I'm used to my arse being felt.
In the interest of protection against viruses. I insist on rubbing your bum with sanitiser after every squeeze.
As you please "
Oh. I do, I do, I do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy 
Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft  "
Well you'd better hurry up and recover then |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft
Well you'd better hurry up and recover then"
Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft
Well you'd better hurry up and recover then
Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours? "
Tut tut! If you must! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Has the orgy started yet?  "
Started 10mins ago, where have you been??? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft
Well you'd better hurry up and recover then
Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours?
Tut tut! If you must! "
I'll be back later to fuck a few ladies. Just a few though. I'm tired.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Another orgy. Bloody hell. I'm still recovering from last night's. Pffffft
Well you'd better hurry up and recover then
Yes my queen, but can I be in the pussy licking room for the first few hours?
Tut tut! If you must!
I'll be back later to fuck a few ladies. Just a few though. I'm tired. "
Okay, seeing as you have been on duty all afternoon you can have a break |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Has the orgy started yet?
Started 10mins ago, where have you been??? "
Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Has the orgy started yet?
Started 10mins ago, where have you been???
Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake "
I hope you shared atleast? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh is this where you sign up.
It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min
Suppose you'll want me naked then."
Is there any other way to have you? You may need an apron, no other clothes required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,
Will my subjects reveal themselves,
Men and women, where are the twats?"
My son called his sister a twat earlier. He’s 9.
I can’t think where he gets it from!
(Audrey isn’t a twat. Fact. She’s 7). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join! "
Welcome all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay seeing as I have now been crowned by our other lovely Queen,
Will my subjects reveal themselves,
Men and women, where are the twats?
My son called his sister a twat earlier. He’s 9.
I can’t think where he gets it from!
(Audrey isn’t a twat. Fact. She’s 7). "
Oh dear Kids are wonderful |
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"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!
Welcome all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon "
I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Oh is this where you sign up.
It is and the kitchen is where you need to be, I'll join you in a min
Suppose you'll want me naked then.
Is there any other way to have you? You may need an apron, no other clothes required"
Looking like I maybe busy |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!
Welcome all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon
I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left "
That's why I'm here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I have to kiss your ring?
You can kiss my hand, the arse kissing comes later with the orgy
Has the orgy started yet?
Started 10mins ago, where have you been???
Eating Belgian Chocolate Cheesecake
I hope you shared atleast? "
Yeah I couldn’t eat a whole one |
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"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!
Welcome all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon
I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left
That's why I'm here "
I'm sure that's not the only reason... |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I’m a newbie twat, wanting to become professional. Love to join!
Welcome all Twats new or old are welcome here. Find a drink and join the fun, there will be cake soon
I meant to tell you about that, I ate the chocolate cake, and there's only a little bit of lemon drizzle left
That's why I'm here
I'm sure that's not the only reason..."
Oh fuck  |
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"Yep yep...
Evening fellow twat
Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks
My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry  "
I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons |
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"Yep yep...
Evening fellow twat
Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks
My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry
I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons "
You wouldn't dare |
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"Yep yep...
Evening fellow twat
Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks
My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry
I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons
You wouldn't dare "
Try me.... |
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"Yep yep...
Evening fellow twat
Is it wrong that I want a pair of your socks
My socks are the best. Fact. You can't have them though, sorry
I may take them. - tribute pic might be made for ransom reasons
You wouldn't dare
Try me.... "
Oh shit |
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