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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
Apart from me  "
C'mon now, don't make it awkward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, i had this perfect centurion i was going to throw your way
Sorry, I have to draw the line at 3 digits "
So you'd still meet them if they'd lost a couple of fingers.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole princess 
I'm looking to touch someone with mine
With those funny spots?!?!!  "
Hope you're not talking about my back acne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies "
This is ageist and excludes octogenarians over the age of 99.
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's  
Agreed, I'm gonna sue!"
You look amazing for a 100+!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's
Agreed, I'm gonna sue!"
Please respect my personal preferences |
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's
Agreed, I'm gonna sue!
You look amazing for a 100+! "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's
Agreed, I'm gonna sue!
You look amazing for a 100+!
Thank you "
Too old. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell 
"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me
I was being subtle "
Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"
Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell
"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me
I was being subtle
Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"
Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age"
I'm thinking of getting a consent form tattooed on my body. Something like, "bite here to agree to naughtiness" |
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"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell
"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me
I was being subtle
Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"
Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age"
Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell
"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me
I was being subtle
Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"
Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age
Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take "
I'll send you consent form PL884C6/31B via email
Once filled in i'll have my lawyer look over it and we can get to the boning |
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"Well, I practically threw myself at you and you blanked me..I hope you have the horn from hell
"quite tempting" is hardly throwing yourself at me
I was being subtle
Guys don't do subtle, or hints. You have to literally grab them, take their clothes off and say "i want you right now"
Written consent forms are also handy in this day and age
Oooo primal. Yes, I can do that as long as consent is given of course... I'll just take
I'll send you consent form PL884C6/31B via email
Once filled in i'll have my lawyer look over it and we can get to the boning"
I love it when you talk dirty....so hot right now |
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"My filters are 18 to 99
Which means I will literally sleep with anyone in between them ages.
Anyone!
PM me ladies
99? That's discriminatory to the over 100's
Agreed, I'm gonna sue!
You look amazing for a 100+!
Thank you
Too old. Sorry"
Stop rubbing it in! |
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