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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anything at all

I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos

Over to you lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had 3 teeth out last Tuesday and my face still hurts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything at all

I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos

Over to you lot

That's strange

I hate the last few drops in a milk carton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like armadillos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the sound of crumbling rocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t stand corned beef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can pull a guys bum cheeks apart and stick my tongue up his arse as deep into his guts as I can get. But if someone went to take a swig of my can or bottle I’d lose my mind!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered to finish this mes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I leave 1 corner of every slice of toast I eat.

wierdo alert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm always putting my foot in my mouth

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I found out recently that apparently I can't look as far up as I should be able to

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve got sleep in my eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The food on someone else's plate always taste better than what's on my own plate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My brain doesn't work this early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave 1 corner of every slice of toast I eat.

wierdo alert"

Why?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London&Dublin

I'm the youngest in a family of 10 siblings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the smell of new tarmac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have metal in my legs, and can toch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the sound of breaking glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been run over twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually hate this place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t share food....or men.

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

"Anything at all

I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos

Over to you lot

I once fell asleep eating a Cornetto after a night out.

I was awoken by my partner shaking me to what I can only describe as a scene from

Train Spotting, only to find the tip of the Cornetto minus the chocolate under the quilt.

Fell about laughing.

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By *averockrockMan over a year ago

swindon

Love coffee liquor!

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

I dont drink tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can have beans with toast but not beans on toast. Soggy toast is vile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave 1 corner of every slice of toast I eat.

wierdo alert

Why? "

I don't know just always leave the last corner. Done it since I was a kid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont drink tea or coffee"

Whatttttttt

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By *atricia ParnelWoman over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I am ambidextrous and can write With both hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can have beans with toast but not beans on toast. Soggy toast is vile! "

Same, beans next to toast.

Also I can eat pizza melted cheese but have to have cold cheese on toast not melted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the smell of petrol

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I'm always putting my foot in my mouth"

You’re very flexible!

I love cold harsh weather and seaside in the middle of winter, my ideal holiday would be north Devon in thick snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the smell of petrol

Ditto

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When getting dressed I always put my left sock on before my right sock, but when putting my shoes on, I always put the right shoe on before the left.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love the sound of breaking glass "

Nick Lowe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave 1 corner of every slice of toast I eat.

wierdo alert

Why?

I don't know just always leave the last corner. Done it since I was a kid. "

It’s a curious thing .. I like it

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By *oxladMan over a year ago

WORKSOP

I like Weatherspoons carpets

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first time I went in an aeroplane, I flew it.

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By *averockrockMan over a year ago

swindon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 1 teabag left in the house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have 1 teabag left in the house!"

This would give me deep anxiety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 1 teabag left in the house!

This would give me deep anxiety

Ineed to go shopping but cba, yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first time I went in an aeroplane, I flew it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 1 teabag left in the house!"

That would be horrifying if it were coffee

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I just started my last toilet roll

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The smell of tea makes me

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put chocolate buttons in the ass crack of few girls I have dated so they wake up and think they shit the bed

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By *adetMan over a year ago

South Ipswich

I lost a bet in Cambodia and had to eat fertilised duck eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see numbers as shapes that form "units". Only 1 and 9 is a number to me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I put chocolate buttons in the ass crack of few girls I have dated so they wake up and think they shit the bed "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the only member of my family with blue eyes

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I ate a whole frog in China

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

if I see someone wearing socks and slides I tell them how stupid they look and it makes me gag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate avocado but will happily eat guacamole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm English and guess what we beat Wales in the 6 nations great game even though we lost two players toward end of game rather unfairly i thought

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I cant stand cherries

But taken a few in my younger days !!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *uiet LightMan over a year ago

Hove

"I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos

You hate the BEST part of a Cornetto!?!

You're a monster.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm the only person in my family, who's birthday starts with an even number.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a historian.

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

My shoulder is knackered and it’s going to cost me the final

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Mr) apparently I’m only 2% of the population as I have green eyes

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By *uiet LightMan over a year ago

Hove

When taking the last step in a flight of stairs, I always stop and go right foot first, out of fear of anything left-related.

You left-handed people are off the

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I've been proposed to 5 times but never married

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've never had sex with anyone from Hawaii

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate the sound of rustling paper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr here - I’m estranged from my family, my choice

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The first time I went in an aeroplane, I flew it.

It was a 2 seater Chipmunk and I was in the CCF when I was at Boarding School. We took off from RAF Abington, the pilot let me do a barrel roll, I was in control for about 15 minutes, I was only 16 and it was brilliant

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple over a year ago

Swansea

I (her) dont like running out of items such as personal toiletries or bathroom toiletries and have a small amount of 'stock' in the spare room which I replenish once a month... its referred to as my shop. I have 2 shelves in the spare room/Mr's office and one of the spotlights is pointed towards it.

Everything has its place and I know when things have been moved or wrong items added. Sometimes Mr moves items to wind me up.

Our friends think I should have a till in there.... omg I wish! My family tease me and when they need an item they make a beep sound as they leave the room.

I am not a hoarder or anything extreme but I am organised in that area.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I've been proposed to 5 times but never married

I’ve been proposed to once but married twice

J x

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By *bbitMan over a year ago

Watford

Love the smell of new books , magazines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate avocado but will happily eat guacamole "

Oh me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can pull a guys bum cheeks apart and stick my tongue up his arse as deep into his guts as I can get. But if someone went to take a swig of my can or bottle I’d lose my mind!!"

You are absolute filth Annie - for that I love you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love the smell of new books , magazines "

Books - yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love the smell of new books , magazines

Books - yes"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have asthma that's about all I can think to say lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really hate coat hangers

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I like Weatherspoons carpets"

There is a book out about them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I leave my spoon in my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I leave my spoon in my cup of tea"

weirdo!

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m lactose intolerant

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It actually troubles me when people use my pens, not sure why (possibly germ related I suspect) . I have hundreds of them but just the same - no touchy!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I really love the smell of farmyard manure, it brings back memories of being on my grandparents' farm as a child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never wear a coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've broken both of my wrists at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a ski instructor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've broken both of my wrists at the same time "

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t walk on my living room carpet after I hoover ... I love the look of it lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I once played banjo for Yes in concert and sang with Jon Bon Jovi in front of millions. That was well before they let me out of the ward though.

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m a type 1 diabetic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once played banjo for Yes in concert and sang with Jon Bon Jovi in front of millions. That was well before they let me out of the ward though."

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I really love the smell of farmyard manure, it brings back memories of being on my grandparents' farm as a child. "

My kinda woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave my spoon in my cup of tea

weirdo!

I never have to look for a spoon when brewing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saved someone's life on the way back from the Attic in Derby.

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I detest soppy films and rom coms. Give me fast cars and things blowing up any day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was also recently diagnosed with a dairy intolerance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lick my own elbow

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I can lick my own elbow "

We need evidence of that feat... ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lick my own elbow

We need evidence of that feat... ??"

It's all about the technique, not the length of the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can lick my own elbow "

Upload a video, I don’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t stand people singing on tv always mute

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I was a extra in braveheart

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"I was a extra in braveheart "
can you spot yourself in the film ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came home from a Christmas party with a plastic lobster and a goldfish.... I have no idea....

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By *an For YouMan over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I can do the last layer ( the hardest bit) of the Rubik’s cube behind my back

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I really love the smell of farmyard manure, it brings back memories of being on my grandparents' farm as a child.

My kinda woman. "

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can put my whole band in my mouth

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By *urvySub87Woman over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I find squeezing spots very therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bananas make me violently sick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate it when dunkin my biscuit in a cuppa it breaks

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By *ast_jjMan over a year ago

Dublin and London

The smell or taste of mustard makes we get physically sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can put my whole band in my mouth

A 4 piece band?

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By *renchy19Man over a year ago

Heathrow

Had my finger savaged by a hamster!!... And no u wasn't trying to put it in my arse!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can put my whole band in my mouth

A 4 piece band?"

Opps hand

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Seeing left over food on someone else’s plate turns me

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I got run over by the school bus when I was in secondary school!

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"I find squeezing spots very therapeutic "
check out the uploads on YouTube of zit popping don’t ask how I found them my latest kink is the back cracking vids

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By *ndrew CareyMan over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

I like classic movies with signing and dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just eaten an Easter egg for breakfast!

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By *omesticflightMan over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm able to ejaculate through doing sit-ups

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I like classic movies with signing and dancing

So do I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't find a woman on here who wants to meet me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just eaten an Easter egg for breakfast! "

Winning at life!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can put my whole band in my mouth

A 4 piece band?

Opps hand

I'm not sure which one turned me on more

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

If adjusting the volume or temperature or anything that requires numbers, I have to leave it on an even number.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never had nits or chickenpox

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By *an For YouMan over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I’m still d*unk from last night

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If adjusting the volume or temperature or anything that requires numbers, I have to leave it on an even number.

Jo.Xx "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate the smell of coffee but love coffee and walnut cake

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can put my whole band in my mouth

A 4 piece band?

Opps hand

I'm not sure which one turned me on more "

I’m sure I could do both

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

"I was a extra in braveheart can you spot yourself in the film ?

"
yeah a few times

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never intentionally listen to music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Do those boobs ever topple you over?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Snap to both haven’t seen my feet in years

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By *evilmancoolMan over a year ago

london

I learned I could suck my own dick by the tender age of 19. Doesn’t get much more random than that.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Do those boobs ever topple you over?

Surprisingly not. At this point I'm convinced I stay upright due to magic.

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"I learned I could suck my own dick by the tender age of 19. Doesn’t get much more random than that.

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can you still do it ? I need to do a few back stretches now as I’m not as flexible now

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Snap to both haven’t seen my feet in years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a twin. Boring but random ha

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"I’m a twin. Boring but random ha"
are you the oldest ? And if so by how many minutes/seconds

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By *an For YouMan over a year ago

belfast/holywood

When sitting down to eat , and during a meal, I constantly arrange things around me so they are all symmetrical, cutlery, glasses , plates side plates etc.

I’m ready to tell you my secret now. I see dead people. All the time.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Do those boobs ever topple you over?

Surprisingly not. At this point I'm convinced I stay upright due to magic."

I'm convinced it's the stick up your arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a twin. Boring but random ha are you the oldest ? And if so by how many minutes/seconds

"
I am! By a till 12 minutes haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I quit smoking on Thursday

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I like nuts and chocolate, but not together

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have size 3.5 feet which is pretty damn small considering I'm 5ft 7

Do those boobs ever topple you over?

Surprisingly not. At this point I'm convinced I stay upright due to magic.

I'm convinced it's the stick up your arse

I have asked you repeatedly to stop sticking it there

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"I’m a twin. Boring but random ha are you the oldest ? And if so by how many minutes/seconds

I am! By a till 12 minutes haha "
well that alone gives you superiority over you’re sibling

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

I got paid to run cream on a pile this morning

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I invented the map.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did a bungee jump dressed as supergirl a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ever we stay in a city it has to be near train station so hubby can watch trains after we fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am can teach kayaking and canoeing at a basic level. Just lacking the final qualification because I'm lazy and it is expensive.

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"When ever we stay in a city it has to be near train station so hubby can watch trains after we fuck "
and people think trainspotters are boring

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By *aradisecircusMan over a year ago

Derry

I love bolognaise, lasagne... Will clatter my chips in red sauce ... But I can't physically eat a tomato

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

I dont like pineapple. Juice. Chunks, or on pizza. Yuck yuck yuck

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Holiday is around the corner, looking forward to leaving the madness behind and returning to smiles

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Holiday is around the corner, looking forward to leaving the madness behind and returning to smiles "

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By *an For YouMan over a year ago

belfast/holywood

This thread is a bit like coronavirus

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By *allyWally19Woman over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I can never finish a cup of coffee or tea. Always some left in the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always forget to drink my tea hot, so gulp it down cold.

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By *atex and KinkCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I find squeezing spots very therapeutic "
lady Voluptas is exactly the same. Randomly sitting on sofa. She creeps across and attacks my nose periodically. She's an instant face mask!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I love lamp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm loving this thread!

Something about me.. Crikey.. I'm still in bed? lol

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) sang on a Genesis album.

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By *abat40xWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

I like baby garkins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still alive i put it down to sanitising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on stage with Tommy Mallet playing mallets mallet at the new theatre Oxford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on stage with Timmy Mallet playing mallets mallet at the new theatre Oxford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love mint jelly sauce on toast

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got my first scar during my birth.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'm going to be having a much needed catch up with a special cunt at some point this week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I (mr) love the powdery bits at the bottom of the cornflakes box.

Infact I sometimes crush the whole box so there's a whole box of powdery bits...

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