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How do you eat a creame egg

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *ngelbyDay84Woman over a year ago

Southampton

Bite off the top then slowly lick out the middle until completely clean then eat the chocolate shell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Bite the top off, lick and suck the creme out, then eat the chocolate egg bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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stick it in de mowt and chomp

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Bite the top off then stick my tongue inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bite the end off then lick the creme out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite the top off then stick my tongue inside

Almost the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dip it in my tea, suck the melted chocolate off, then shove the whole thing in my mouth and chomp it

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Dinnae particularly like them enough to get all artsy fartsy wae my eating technique. Just shove it in my gub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I almost always use my mouth

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I grip my teeth near the top, then spin the egg around whilst gripping it until the top comes off and then I tongue it out.

Most of the time I just throw the whole lot in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dip it in my tea, suck the melted chocolate off, then shove the whole thing in my mouth and chomp it

This is a revelation I will try this

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I bite the top off, pop my tongue in and lick out the fondant

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Bite off the top then slowly lick out the middle until completely clean then eat the chocolate shell

Seems you had a lot of practice xx

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By *exy Pretty FeetCouple over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Bite off the top then slowly lick out the middle until completely clean then eat the chocolate shell

Same

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Never .. yuk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dip it in my tea, suck the melted chocolate off, then shove the whole thing in my mouth and chomp it

This is a revelation I will try this "

It's good

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Never .. yuk "

U dunno what u are missing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

unwrap it gently, slide it onto your tongue, then let it melt slowly down your throat

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Unwrap it,put the foil wrapper in the recycling and the chocolate egg in the grey food waste bin

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Bite the top off then stick my tongue inside

Almost the same "

Almost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick and suck the creme out, then eat the chocolate egg bit

Like that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I let someone else eat them. They're not for me

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I put it partly in his mouth... then get up close and bite the end... then lick the insides out ..... making eye contact as my tongue slides in to lick the fondant out.... mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Def has to be bite the top off and lick n suck the fondant out... love it when get a hard to reach bit and never give up... then slide shell onto tongue and eat

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By *rumguy1980Man over a year ago

stechford

Find a willing female to eat it out of and have the best of both worlds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite off the top then slowly lick out the middle until completely clean then eat the chocolate shell

I'll second that but its more nibble off the top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From the bin if there was nothing left on this earth to eat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

with John McClane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caress the tip lick & have a little nibble... lick & tongue the sweetness then wrap my mouth around it until it melts in my mouth

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Like I’m eating an ass hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like I’m eating an ass hole

You can’t eat an asshole in one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Caress the tip lick & have a little nibble... lick & tongue the sweetness then wrap my mouth around it until it melts in my mouth

Oh yeah? But what about the egg?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Like I’m eating an ass hole

With a nose peg on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

open mouth put egg in shut mouth ... done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it wrong that I just put it in my mouth whole?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Caress the tip lick & have a little nibble... lick & tongue the sweetness then wrap my mouth around it until it melts in my mouth

Oh yeah? But what about the egg?

Ill show my miss longlegs

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Smash it on the head then saw the top off.

Buttered toast soldiers and dip away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Caress the tip lick & have a little nibble... lick & tongue the sweetness then wrap my mouth around it until it melts in my mouth

Oh yeah? But what about the egg?

Ill show my miss longlegs

Go for it, lead me astray

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

In an enthusiastic imitation of the prize announcer on Bullseye......

Iiiiinnnnnnnnnn one

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Take the foil off and pop it whole into my (her) mouth with a look of both greediness and satisfaction... yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I grip my teeth near the top, then spin the egg around whilst gripping it until the top comes off and then I tongue it out.

Most of the time I just throw the whole lot in

D."

You forgot the little detail of where you dipped it first.

Jo.Xx

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Just shove it in and suck it and see

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I chuck it in the bin

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't, they are too sickly for me

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

I seem to recall that a lady on here had a picture of a creme egg inserted in an unusual place on her profile

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I seem to recall that a lady on here had a picture of a creme egg inserted in an unusual place on her profile

Oh yea! Weird flashback moment, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ditto. Isn’t that how everyone does it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shove it in my gob and then chew... But then that's my approach to many things I put in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to tease the top till it's soft enough to lick away. Than I slowly lick all the cream out. And let the chocolate melt in my mouth.

Oh there is a video

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick the whole thing in my mouth and let it melt.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I seem to recall that a lady on here had a picture of a creme egg inserted in an unusual place on her profile

In the status update bit?!

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