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I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.
Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?  |
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over a year ago
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I’ve got a pet slug called Eric
I know it’s got nothing to do with this thread but I just needed to get that fact out there
It’s ok I’ve already got me coat on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver "
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use |
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Your all a bunch of naughty lads, I think you're in need of an undercover lady cop driver to take you all on a mystery tour leading to a full bdsm interrogation!
Followed by a long sentence in a cage.  |
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use"
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank   |
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling 
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic 
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And it has the automatic parallel parking feature |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
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I’ll have you know I’m a superb driver. I never crashed my tank or bus |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature "
I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none |
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over a year ago
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank "
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol |
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol"
I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed |
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature
I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none "
Let’s do it no mirrors |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol"
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In!
They may be out!
You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out "
I’m coming in if she’s got em out |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
I'll distract the staff with my rather large breasts..
Your In!
They may be out!
You know what I mean. Your in if you get em out
I’m coming in if she’s got em out "
Yay!!! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m driving
Sorry, I should of said the driver needs to be a bloke cause we all know women can’t drive
I wasn’t asking, I was telling
I like it. You’re in
Well let’s hope the cars an automatic
And it has the automatic parallel parking feature
I challenge you to a parallel park off! I’m second to none
Let’s do it no mirrors "
Prepare yourself... I’m gooooood |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya! 
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx "
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy "
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM! 
Jo.Xx |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx "
Have you got any tights I can put on my head? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol
I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed "
Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx "
Butt out of the distraction committee Mr M. Jo and I can handle it. We are more than our breasts..although they will be involved I'm sure. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "
I've got hold ups |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head? "
Does it matter than these are still being worn |
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol
I will find you and u will kill you "
Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now  |
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"Right, we’ve got someone who’s good at blowing. All I need now is tights, someone who’s good with restraints and a driver
I've got the tights with holes in them if that's any use
Lushy if I had your tights on my head I’d have to knock one out before we ran in the bank
Make it quick cause Babs ain't waiting lol
I could probably sneak two in before anyone noticed
Be careful not to leave any DNA at the crime scene."
This is a very good point. Where would you recommend I dispose of it?  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol
I will find you and u will kill you
Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now "
Did I fail I’m cuming for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
I've got hold ups "
Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
Does it matter than these are still being worn "
So long as you don’t fart then this is fine |
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"Ex military so like liam nelson ive a certain set of skills lol
I will find you and u will kill you
Pffft you tried to yesterday but you missed if its like your replies ill have to wait for your next try to do me away or better just do me now
Did I fail I’m cuming for you "
Cum harder then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk
You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat "
Then throw me to the floor |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
I've got hold ups
Freya dont give him your hold ups, he wants them for other purposes, not the bank heist "
I’ll make use of them for my ‘next’ job |
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"Jo will help cause a distraction
And I’m Driver!!
D.
Can I join Jo for an almighty eyeful of hot distraction
You can join me for an almighty anything Freya!
What am I doing again?!?
Jo.Xx
Your just getting em out to cause a decoy
Oh but I'm so much more than my breasts MrM!
Jo.Xx
Have you got any tights I can put on my head?
Does it matter than these are still being worn
So long as you don’t fart then this is fine "
I've been told I'm pretty tight of sphincter, so all good on that front |
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk
You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat
Then throw me to the floor "
Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button |
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"Btw we are going to need a rendezvous point for the post heist gang 'debriefing' ?
I can host "
Yes but we all need code names.
I’ll be Mr Black
You can be Miss Pink
The others can choose now or they’ll be assigned a name when they arrive at yours |
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.
All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver? "
You’ve got too many points on your license |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.
All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license "
Never! I’m still the driver |
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.
All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver "
Ok but no drink driving this time |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.
All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver
Ok but no drink driving this time "
You’re such a stickler for the rules  |
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"Right I’ve had a better offer for a driver so this position is now taken.
All I need now is someone who’s good with restraints and we’re good to go
I thought I was the driver?
You’ve got too many points on your license
Never! I’m still the driver
Ok but no drink driving this time
You’re such a stickler for the rules "
We need to pull this one off if we’re to retire on a high! |
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"We're back, we got the cash yet?
Jo.Xx
No, the shibari restraint practice sesh on the bank staff is taking some extra time.. no one can remember the knots "
Well I happen to be f*cking awesome at undoing knots.
Show me the ropes!
Jo.Xx |
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"We’re all a little tied up at the minute. Anyone any good at undoing knots
*Passes the poo knife*
You’ll have to use your mouth though as our hands are tied "
I believe my oral skills are exactly what's needed here |
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.
Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "
If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage |
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over a year ago
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"I want to be the teller who secretly presses the button under the desk
You do that and I’ll be shoving my shooter down your throat
Then throw me to the floor
Yes, I’ll throw you to the floor and secretly ‘press’ your button "
Leave my button alone, you slagggg
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.
Who wants in and what can you bring to the team? "
I can provide clean old stockings if that's of any use? |
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.
Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?
If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage "
You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you? |
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"I’m a very good driver
"Now as you go 'round, look for that bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all night".... "
I’m good at driving in straight lines |
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"I’m a very good driver
Obviously another profile of a man pretending to be a women.
I’ll send you a photo,of my willy "
Please don’t, I’m sure you have a very nice willy, I just don’t need to see it.
A picture of your boobs, on the other hand, would be more than welcomed |
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"I’m a very good driver
No. No you’re not
I am and you know I am
You’re not, and I know you’re not "
You didn’t look very scared, I thought you always looked pale |
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"I’m recruiting a team to pull off a heist at the bank in town. I need tights, restraints, a good driver and someone who can blow the bloody doors off.
Who wants in and what can you bring to the team?
If I'm in the bank at the time of the heist I'm happy for you to take me hostage
You won’t get Stockholm Syndrome will you? "
Hopefully |
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"I’m in.
Not sure what I can bring to the team.
Erm...
I play piano, if you think that might be of help, please let me know "
I knew a goat once who played the piano.
His name was Billy Joel
Ah thank you I’m here all night |
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