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over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence  )"
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ? |
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"
Roast you?!? As in put you in the oven? What do you think this is? Hansel and Gretel? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?"
The spit kind? Interesting point... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"
Large it may be ... but I hear it still doesn't touch the sides! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point..."
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Large it may be ... but I hear it still doesn't touch the sides!"
They haven't nicknamed me the fourth mersey tunnel for nothing! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out... "
Or your socks robbed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!"
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet. |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet. "
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics ."
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm .. |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm .."
I'm actually from south London . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London ."
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion... "
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )"
From Liverpool?
Is it true you were banned from Tinder for swiping everything? |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
From Liverpool?
Is it true you were banned from Tinder for swiping everything? "
No but I got temporarily banned from Whiplr . No idea why! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we also say, we went to a swingers party in Liverpool with this woman and tossed our car keys into the bowl. We actually thought we'd hit the jackpot when this minx appeared.
Never saw our car again  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Can we also say, we went to a swingers party in Liverpool with this woman and tossed our car keys into the bowl. We actually thought we'd hit the jackpot when this minx appeared.
Never saw our car again "
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By *as4121Man
over a year ago
dartford |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point..."
I'm sure they would be lining up, be more fighting than at the hand wash shelf in tesco! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP."
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley! |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley! "
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win! "
Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking...  |
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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win!
Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking... "
So according to Wikipedia she actually grew up not to far from where I did so that actually makes sense . Good spot OhGlobbits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on fab, do your worst!
(Though I do come armed with a large dildo to beat you around the head with in defence )
Guessing you don't mean in a sexual way ?
The spit kind? Interesting point...
Would be great if that's what you wanted, but you would have to travel down here, don't want my wheels nicked or car burnt out...
Or your socks robbed!
I like to leave them on...makes better FAB pictures...now just to find the lynx and an open toilet.
If you can make do with Dove for men you can rob them from my pics .
How do you make a scouser run faster ?
Put a dvd player under his arm ..
I'm actually from south London .
well that shattered the scouse accent illusion...
Aww I'm sorry. There's hints of it but my accent is mostly a kind of neutral RP.
Hints of it? You sound about as Scouse as Keira Knightley!
See whenever I meet non-locals I always get "I thought you said you weren't Scouse". I can't bloody win!
Hmmm Keira Knightly...now your talking...
So according to Wikipedia she actually grew up not to far from where I did so that actually makes sense . Good spot OhGlobbits!"
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