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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brown sauce for me!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Depends how you cook the bacon!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Brown sauce!

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By *lphaomega3005Man  over a year ago

DARTFORD

I add lettuce for that extra crunch...and to trick myself that it's healthier

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By *pril86Woman  over a year ago

chester

Unsmoked, brown sauce and a fried egg x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Depends how you cook the bacon! "

Good point! Frying pan.

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Mushrooms cooked in butter.... mwah!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Lightly toasted bread, butter, gently over, fried egg with HP sauce.

With Yorkshire tea.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Depends how you cook the bacon!

Good point! Frying pan. "

Yep

You have the perfect sandwich and ignore all them brown sauce people. They know nothing

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple  over a year ago

Bedworth


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Sounds good apart from the fat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who have sauce on bacon should be banned.

There isn't a sauce in existence that makes bacon taste better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No ketchup

Add a latte

And find a nice location to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bacon lettuce tomato and mayonnaise on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not!

Lightly toasted bread, butter, gently over, fried egg with HP sauce.

With Yorkshire tea."

Omg! I might have to try that!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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No butter

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By *orthampton jamesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Got to be Brown sauce ,staple diet of building site workers lol

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"No ketchup

Add a latte

And find a nice location to enjoy "

I find adding a latte makes the bread a bit soggy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don’t put butter on it but ketchup definitely

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By *offee and KinksCouple  over a year ago

Notts/Derby


"No ketchup

Add a latte

And find a nice location to enjoy "

This is mine, although the Tetley tea works as well.

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No butter "

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Brown sauce for me! "

See now I have Daddies Brown sauce on unsmoked bacon, but if it's smoked then I have Heinz Ketchup

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By *lphaomega3005Man  over a year ago

DARTFORD


"Bacon lettuce tomato and mayonnaise on toast "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who have sauce on bacon should be banned.

There isn't a sauce in existence that makes bacon taste better "

I have to agree..sauce just kills it for me x

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Please don’t put butter on it but ketchup definitely "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No such thing as bacon sandwich etiquette.

Bread,bacon(lots of) sauce.

Job done

In any variation you see fit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fruity sauce for me

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

Loads of butter on mine but never, ever use smoked bacon!

Not fussed which sauce as I like tomato and HP.

The added fried egg is a nice touch though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sriracha sauce! Don’t knock it until you try it

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

Yes to trimmed smoked bacon, thick cut for extra meatiness *plus* a bit of smoked streaky where the fat has turned to delicious crunchy crispness, so you get a contrast of textures.

No ketchup - ever - but barbecue sauce or even piccalilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes to trimmed smoked bacon, thick cut for extra meatiness *plus* a bit of smoked streaky where the fat has turned to delicious crunchy crispness, so you get a contrast of textures.

No ketchup - ever - but barbecue sauce or even piccalilli sauce

"

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Half a Horseshoe Gammon steak, grilled, lightly toasted oven bottom cake, buttered. Over easy fresh egg with HP or that gentleman’s relish from Sheffield who name I cannot remember.

With Yorkshire tea.

Damn I’m hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Half a Horseshoe Gammon steak, grilled, lightly toasted oven bottom cake, buttered. Over easy fresh egg with HP or that gentleman’s relish from Sheffield who name I cannot remember.

With Yorkshire tea.

Damn I’m hungry.

"

.. Funny how tea goes better with a BS than coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of butter on mine but never, ever use smoked bacon!

Not fussed which sauce as I like tomato and HP.

The added fried egg is a nice touch though."

Egg has to be flipped but still soft

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bacon, not smoked, Daddies sauce, perfect.... White bloomer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crusty bread, mushrooms no sauce

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Or bacon with a runny fried egg on white bread..

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By *lowersandcarsCouple  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Topped with blue cheese! Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes sauce, sometimes not. Sometimes in bread, sometimes in toast.....I'm whimsical like that.

**Important Notice**

Bacon must be crispy.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Crispy bacon with hp sauce and pickled cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Topped with blue cheese! Mmmm "

That sounds awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon lettuce tomato and mayonnaise on toast "

Agreed

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By *iHung50Man  over a year ago

Near You


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Was all good until you put red sauce on.

Now I just want to shake you and slap your face

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By *ilks123Man  over a year ago

wf1


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"..... smoked streaky where the fat has turned to delicious crunchy crispness, so you get a contrast of textures.

"

Exactly this

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soft white bread

Proper salted butter

Unsmoked bacon medallions

No sauce

I need one now - you bastards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread. - seeded bread

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed. - unsmoked

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thick cut slices of freshly baked white crusty bread, best back bacon from a proper butcher (none of the pre-packed crap)

Fry the bacon until fat goes borderline crispy.

Dip inner sides of bread in frying pan.

Make your sarnie, do not add anything else, especially disgusting sauces of any type.

Bucket of tea strong enough to stand spoon up in.

Eat, drink, enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No bread... morning or well fired roll. Crispy smoked bacon, chippy brown sauce and loads of butter, cappuccino after and its heaven.

F.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absoloutly the only way to eat a bacon sandwich is no sauce.... Adding ketchup or brown sause just instantly ruins what would otherwise be perfection

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Peanut butter works very well with smoky bacon.

It's also good instead of normal butter on a crisp buttie. All the crisp crumbs stay in the buttie as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not!

Was all good until you put red sauce on.

Now I just want to shake you and slap your face "

The sauce is a highly contentious issue, granted!

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Bread , bacon , nothing else !!! Taste the bacon !! Not drowned in any other flavours

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Spot on fella

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By *elly72Woman  over a year ago

glasgow

Two slice of bread and a lot of bacon nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two slice of bread and a lot of bacon nothing else "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Both brown and red sauce are straight from the Devil's orifices!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman  over a year ago

Lansing

My favorite:

Bacon and onion relish (sometimes called bacon jam) on a grilled cheese sandwich with sourdough bread.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

White bread(normal not doorstop)

Brown sauce

Real butter

Tuber cut off the bacon unless it's crispy

Fried egg

Mushrooms

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By *ixen500Couple  over a year ago

some where near shropshire


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Carrot chutney delish in a bacon buttie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

I could never turn down a bacon roll but i could never make one after midday...just seems wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

As above but pleeeaaaaaase no tomato sauce, it HAS to be HP (& proper smoked cured bacon)

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Proper bacon.. if it's full of water then drain it off and make it crispy

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Trimmed medallions cooked on a tray in oven

Warm brown bun

Brown sauce

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not!

As above but pleeeaaaaaase no tomato sauce, it HAS to be HP (& proper smoked cured bacon) "

I can do red or brown but the MOST important factor of all is the bacon be smoked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like my bacon sandwich without the bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No butter,fat removed and a lovely mug of tea.

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

I like it crispy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like it crispy "

Shrivelled up & scared looking?

Thats not like you Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well grilled bacon (just before it gets crispy), lettuce and mayo. Posh round ere!

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

Cheap medium sliced bread

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Smoked back bacon , brie, avocado on Sainsbury's seeded granary thick cut with real butter

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Has to be white bread, no butter bacon just to say turning crispy, and a cuo of coffee.

I could murder a bacon buttie right now, can't remember the last time I had one

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Smoked back bacon , brie, avocado on Sainsbury's seeded granary thick cut with real butter "

These threads always end up posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brown sauce the best

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"Brown sauce the best "

Eeeew filthy girl

Sauce spoils it completely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brown sauce the best

Eeeew filthy girl

Sauce spoils it completely."

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Canadian bacon, French baguette and English mustard. My friend told me this was a "crunch and punch" - the baguette crunches and the mustard punches you up the nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't forget to drizzle the bacon fat from the frying pan over the whole sandwich for that extra heart attack. Only eat one about twice a year but when I do it is the whole pack squished in there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BBC is the way to go!

No! Not that bbc or that one!!

Its bacon brie and cranberry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"BBC is the way to go!

No! Not that bbc or that one!!

Its bacon brie and cranberry!"

Add mushrooms, and your on a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brown sauce for me! "
that’s a must!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

I couldnt be more opposite.

Medium brown bread, butter, crispy unsmoked back bacon and brown sauce

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

sausage sandwich ..... red sauce

bacon sandwich ...... brown sauce....

isn't that the rule?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"sausage sandwich ..... red sauce

bacon sandwich ...... brown sauce....

isn't that the rule?"

No, other way round

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"sausage sandwich ..... red sauce

bacon sandwich ...... brown sauce....

isn't that the rule?"

That's what I live by...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sausage sandwich ..... red sauce

bacon sandwich ...... brown sauce....

isn't that the rule?

No, other way round "

Omg yes -

Bacon ..... red

Sausage ... brown

Always!!

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By *ndtheswingersMan  over a year ago

colchester

How come you're only having one?

Or am I just a greedy bastard!

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

On a well fired roll, with a fried egg (soft yolk) and loads of butter.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

All this talk of bacon has made me want bacon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I refer to do mine in either a mini baguette or a crusty roll.

Get the bacon nice and crispy, and top with grated cheese and brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well done (fatty bits) bacon and brown- gotta be brown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brown sauce and a cup of tea.

Served in bed.

Washed down with some morning pussy squirt.

Mmmm

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By *nblemishedhotwifeCouple  over a year ago

Stourport

Brown sauce and loose the butter. Vile !

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

As soon as I seen ‘red sauce’ the word troll came to mind!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just preparing one ;

1.Thick white (doorstop) bread.

2.Butter.

3.Smoked bacon without fat trimmed.

4.Heinz Tomato Sauce.

Is there any other way of preparing such a delicacy!?

Surely not! "

Unsmoked bacon and no butter for me.

The sauce is sometimes brown not red but most of the time I have English mustard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Grilled Rindless Streaky on Thick Sliced Bread , with lashings of Heinz Ketchup and a fried Egg .

Obviously.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Cut all the fat off the bacon first, fry that until its starting to crisp, then add the lean meat. Fry on a high heat, then move everything to the outer parts of the pan to make room for the slice of bread you are going to fry. Eat the bacon on the sandwich style of your choosing but the fried bread should be eaten while still really hot, with a bit of salt and pepper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two slices of toasted white bread, two rassions of crispy bacon, fresh sliced tomatoes, fried egg with runny yolk and a dollop of mayonnaise.

Mrs

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