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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Does yours have a beard or a mullet?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Does yours have a beard or a mullet? "

What ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard, anything else and you need to have a serious word with yourself

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By *WillowxWoman over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay. "

All of you stop it.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

What? It is a reasonable question with very sensible answers. Nothing should ever have a mullet, especially toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

What? It is a reasonable question with very sensible answers. Nothing should ever have a mullet, especially toilet roll. "

Oh that's not fair, certain fish dishes require you to include a mullet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard, but a short one anything longer is a waste.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

I no understand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

I no understand

Backwards down the wall = Mullet

Front facing away from the wall = beard

Come on peoples, this is serious.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

I no understand

Backwards down the wall = Mullet

Front facing away from the wall = beard

Come on peoples, this is serious. "

Mine are always square cut ..... is that common ? Will people laugh ?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Beard.. Toilet roll Mullets are not okay.

All of you stop it.

I no understand

Backwards down the wall = Mullet

Front facing away from the wall = beard

Come on peoples, this is serious. "

Ohhhhhhhh!

Mullet then for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mullet then for me

Have a word with yourself

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I prefer quilted.

Last girl chucked me out for using the last square of duvet as toilet paper though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I prefer quilted.

Last girl chucked me out for using the last square of duvet as toilet paper though"

God that's vile. Funny ... but vile

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Mullet then for me

Have a word with yourself

I will, sozza!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Depends which way I hang it. It varies every time. I like variety.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Does yours have a beard or a mullet? "

A pony tail

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

Neither because it doesn't have a thing. But if I had a thing it would be beard.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Neither because it doesn't have a thing. But if I had a thing it would be beard."

Acceptable answer.

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

100% a beard, I really dont get why people do the mullet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard of course! If its sat on a radiator its tucked in to the wall so it doesn't unravel and hang down.

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By *hedireCouple over a year ago

wigan

Then the cat decides to play clawing it and you enter the loo for a performance to meet the pussy asleep on the unravellings.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Beard. It's the only right and proper way to have it. It's even illustrated like that on the patent documents or whatever they're called.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard for me....oh and for anyone elses bathroom I happen to use. I will change it for you!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

There can be only one....BEARD!!! No other way is allowed ever in my house

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Beard always, anything else is just 1990 all over again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're all gonna run out soon so I'd settle for either

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Depends on my mood. I like to shake things up with every new roll.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Beard for me....oh and for anyone elses bathroom I happen to use. I will change it for you!"

I do this. I'm not sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never knew thats what's it's called..... Werid but beard it is

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Beard for me....oh and for anyone elses bathroom I happen to use. I will change it for you!

I do this. I'm not sorry. "

It is only polite

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