The two that stick out for us:
"She looked like a Disney Princess but had a fanny that reminded me of Gnasher the dog".
"He's hung like a cucumber but was as limp as a lettuce".
Neither where directed at us or anyone else present at the time (thankfully) but couldn't help but laugh (and pray no one ever said things like that about us).
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I was in Chams once, and a group of us were watching somebody's wife giving some bloke a blow job. A bloke tapped me on the arm and whispered "she's going at it like a dog eating hot chips" which made me crack up. |
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Also in chams...
With an ex and a bunch of other people perving over a very photogenic couple very much playing to the gallery in the middle of a shagathon. He is naked and she with just high heels. As they get close to orgasm a loudish voice beside me said "classy heels love, shoezone innit"
Said couple looking very bewildered why everyone thought their orgasm so funny!  |
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