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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Gonna be buried with it, just in case, like the pharaohs would have."
Would be an awful waste though, dont you think? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Your logic is undeniable  "
Can you tell that the devil makes work for idle minds...?
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Yes, but only if you've been good!  "
You know what they say... when I' good I'm really good but when I' m bad ...;-) |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Actually we had a great study group on this...do you get fat in the new earth...(not being a believer in heaven myself, but its close to that)
We decided since its perfect...you don't "
Love the spin a study group can bring to the concept...and the evidence seems very convincing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Your logic is undeniable
Can you tell that the devil makes work for idle minds...?
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Sure, I have him working to the bone |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm stocking up and scoffing all the chocolate I can on this earth ..... just in case I go to hell and it all melts in my pockets. "
Hell? Hell!!! What chances to us poor mortals have if you anticipate going to hell |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Your logic is undeniable
Can you tell that the devil makes work for idle minds...?
Sure, I have him working to the bone "
wow boner and chocolate in one evening... there is a God...! |
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"Actually we had a great study group on this...do you get fat in the new earth...(not being a believer in heaven myself, but its close to that)
We decided since its perfect...you don't
Love the spin a study group can bring to the concept...and the evidence seems very convincing "
we were undecided on wehter there would be toilets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Your logic is undeniable
Can you tell that the devil makes work for idle minds...?
Sure, I have him working to the bone wow boner and chocolate in one evening... there is a God...!"
Or proof of heaven at least. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"if there's a death by chocolate and a life after death - does this mean there is chocolate after death?
Your logic is undeniable
Can you tell that the devil makes work for idle minds...?
Sure, I have him working to the bone wow boner and chocolate in one evening... there is a God...!
Or proof of heaven at least."
Oooops we are disputing the existence or non-existence of all things metaphysical on another thread... |
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There are two doors after death.
The first door leads to a pan piped parlour of peace where chocolate pours from a waterfall. Those who have been good kind forumites pass under the fall and are coated in luxuriously warm confectionery and remain that way for eternity. Licking each other and passing under the fountain allowed of course but the chocolate contains a sweet chemical castrator of all desires except chocolate.
Through the second door Satan holds the Devil's Food Cake in his hands in the centre of which is the key to sexual eutopia. If you can get the key without eating one crumb of cake promiscuity is yours to infinity.
Which door do you choose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are two doors after death.
The first door leads to a pan piped parlour of peace where chocolate pours from a waterfall. Those who have been good kind forumites pass under the fall and are coated in luxuriously warm confectionery and remain that way for eternity. Licking each other and passing under the fountain allowed of course but the chocolate contains a sweet chemical castrator of all desires except chocolate.
Through the second door Satan holds the Devil's Food Cake in his hands in the centre of which is the key to sexual eutopia. If you can get the key without eating one crumb of cake promiscuity is yours to infinity.
Which door do you choose."
Is there not just a choice of having a fekkin rest?
I'll be shagged out and bursting with chocolate where ever I end up. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There are two doors after death.
The first door leads to a pan piped parlour of peace where chocolate pours from a waterfall. Those who have been good kind forumites pass under the fall and are coated in luxuriously warm confectionery and remain that way for eternity. Licking each other and passing under the fountain allowed of course but the chocolate contains a sweet chemical castrator of all desires except chocolate.
Through the second door Satan holds the Devil's Food Cake in his hands in the centre of which is the key to sexual eutopia. If you can get the key without eating one crumb of cake promiscuity is yours to infinity.
Which door do you choose."
This is procrustination if ever I have seen one! Be ashamed of yourself!!
PS I always thought promiscuity was derived from "promise" |
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