One day...

By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Your mam put you down and never picked you back up again

By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

My mum put me down, your mum picked me up

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you were too heavy

By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"My mum put me down, your mum picked me up

Necrophilia?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One day, I played hide and seek with my friends for the very last time and I had no idea

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"One day, I played hide and seek with my friends for the very last time and I had no idea"

Didn’t they find you?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will win the Lottery jackpot

(with odds of 45,057,474 to 1,or 0.00000221%

(that's playing every Wednesday and Saturday for next...erm,a long time)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill bed a scouse woman

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...more,

another day another destiny

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll fly away

By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'll fly away "

Ya big Mary lol