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By *i fem hunters OP Couple over a year ago

london

What?? Would have made you a millionaire now??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breath I have taken?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Breath that I took

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muppet online....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What?? Would have made you a millionaire now??

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for every bi female hunter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/03/20 13:59:45]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beat of my heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Breath I have taken?"

Actually that would have netted me just over 3 million quid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Times I rolled my eyes

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Breath I have taken?

Actually that would have netted me just over 3 million quid!"

Sharesies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Breath I have taken?

Actually that would have netted me just over 3 million quid!

Sharesies?

Earn it!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

For every time a lady has said "you're a nice guy, but...."

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Breath I have taken?

Actually that would have netted me just over 3 million quid!

Sharesies?

Earn it! "

Ok, on it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I don't want to fuck you. I'm just here for your chocolate fudge cake

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Every time Jo has a twitch!

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Every fucking idiot useless driver on the road.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Hear one the kids yell Mami

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Everytime someone in real life asked me if I was going to try for a girl after having 3 boys. Erm, no, quite happy with my 3 healthy children thanks

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Everytime someone in real life asked me if I was going to try for a girl after having 3 boys. Erm, no, quite happy with my 3 healthy children thanks

Annoying as hell as if having boys is a disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Times I've used the word cunt.

Fart I've expelled.

Heard the word "muuuuuum"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sperm I’ve ejaculated

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

Everytime corona virus is mentioned in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime someone in real life asked me if I was going to try for a girl after having 3 boys. Erm, no, quite happy with my 3 healthy children thanks

I have 3 Sons myself. Always get asked, did you not want a girl? Well no but didn't have a choice anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For ever wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every woman that’s looked at profile and not messaged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every time I farted, or every tear that had fallen from my eyes. Every sneeze I’ve done. Every drop of menstrual blood I’ve passed.

I’d say that would be enough for a Ferrari F12 Berlinetta.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"For every time I farted, or every tear that had fallen from my eyes. Every sneeze I’ve done. Every drop of menstrual blood I’ve passed.

I’d say that would be enough for a Ferrari F12 Berlinetta. "

Nice choice of car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to be wanking ! I’d be richer than Jeff & Bill put together

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

For every twink that fancies me - not my type at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a woman asks me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I had a penny for every penny I spent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman that has knocked me back on here

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

Every time I got asked..

'Why are you single"

I don't know, I've just not meet a man worthy of me yet!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

For every time I’ve said “no thank you I am fine”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve bumped into something, I’d be very wealthy

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"For every twink that fancies me - not my type at all."

Another 3 winks from twinks !

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Can't believe no one has posted dick pic in their inbox!

So now I have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't believe no one has posted dick pic in their inbox!

So now I have

Oops. There's always one. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every cock picture I received.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every woman that rejected me on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For every time im told im hot.

Shit. Thats why im poor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx"
you may get suffocated in the process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every message I receive on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I had a penny for every message I've sent and had no reply I'd have a million by now

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For everytime I say and think " I cant wait to go home " while I'm at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What?? Would have made you a millionaire now??

for every time I've had to do it myself over these last 18 years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

"
could be a nice peaceful way to go

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

For every premature ejaculation.

Oh no hang on, I meant.............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..for every penny then I would be rich x

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

For everyone I secretly call a c*nt under my breath whilst at work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen!"
he might want mouth to mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

someone says their opinion is right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen! he might want mouth to mouth

He knows that is always on offer. I think I have too many penises for him though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen! he might want mouth to mouth

He knows that is always on offer. I think I have too many penises for him though

"
how many have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen! he might want mouth to mouth

He knows that is always on offer. I think I have too many penises for him though

how many have you got?

One too many in those scenario!"
didnt think there was such a thing as too many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen! he might want mouth to mouth

He knows that is always on offer. I think I have too many penises for him though

how many have you got?

One too many in those scenario! didnt think there was such a thing as too many

I think Mr CG might prefer one less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peeled potatoes or chopped onions

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everytime I get asked how big my tits are

I don't think I have, but all I need to know is if I can fit my face between them. Xx you may get suffocated in the process

I'll risk it.

I am standing by with oxygen! he might want mouth to mouth

He knows that is always on offer. I think I have too many penises for him though

how many have you got?

One too many in those scenario! didnt think there was such a thing as too many

I think Mr CG might prefer one less "
yeah probably lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read the word "popcorn" on here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time I get/got told I don’t need anymore shoes!! Haha x which is a pity as I could buy lots more! x

Viv xx

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Everytime someone called me by the wrong name!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What?? Would have made you a millionaire now??

"
laughing, i laugh a lot, at myself and the world mostly, its entertaining and i would be a multimillionairess

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

For every time one of the kids said I need a poo when I’m in the bath!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

At a penny a shot it'd have to happen

100,000,000 times for me to make £1m so .... if it happened once every second it would take 3.17 years sooooooooo I guess if I had a penny for everytime the second hand moves on my clock ....... I'd be a millionaire by 2023

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For every time one of the kids said I need a poo when I’m in the bath!"

Yes!! Or they’re desperate for the loo when you’re in there- have two bathrooms and they still want to use the one I’m in! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beat of my heart."

That would have netted me about £18 million.

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