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over a year ago
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Anyone had any embarrassing cringe moments?
My worst was a video being sent to me. I clicked on it and there was no sound, I turned the volume up really high and nothing. Then I heard these weird sounds coming from the kitchen. My phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker!   |
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Similar to that. Lived in a house share and eas watching porn on my TV and used headphones so nobody else in the other roons could hear. Had the sound right up too. Wasn't until much later I realized the headphones weren't actually plugged in to the TV properly. Found out a few days later everyone in the house could hear it. |
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"Similar to that. Lived in a house share and eas watching porn on my TV and used headphones so nobody else in the other roons could hear. Had the sound right up too. Wasn't until much later I realized the headphones weren't actually plugged in to the TV properly. Found out a few days later everyone in the house could hear it."
Hahaha I always check my headphones now before I press play! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Similar to that. Lived in a house share and eas watching porn on my TV and used headphones so nobody else in the other roons could hear. Had the sound right up too. Wasn't until much later I realized the headphones weren't actually plugged in to the TV properly. Found out a few days later everyone in the house could hear it.
Hahaha I always check my headphones now before I press play! "
Yeah especially if it's Bluetooth as you don't want it disconnecting. To be honest I didn't care if they could hear it lol |
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Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!) |
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!) "
OMG!!!! Nooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!) "
Oh dear....... hahahaha - at least she didn’t make it too awkward & took your washing out  |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone had any embarrassing cringe moments?
My worst was a video being sent to me. I clicked on it and there was no sound, I turned the volume up really high and nothing. Then I heard these weird sounds coming from the kitchen. My phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes I once had a cock pic on my phone as you do lol.. Which I forgot about and I went to boots to get pictures taken off my phone.
I couldn't get the damn machine to work so I called someone over to help me and then a shopper came to help and a member of staff, then the cock pic came up on the big screen
Another time I was showing someone pics on my phone and whilst flicking through my pics the cock came up again 
I have never kept a cock pic on my phone since. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Another time I was talking to a few different people on kik, as you do! One id met a few times and we’d known each other a while. Another id literally only just starting talking to. We were still only talking generally, nothing sexual. I sent the filthiest pic to the wrong one! I threw my phone across the room jumping up and down shouting shit shit shit!! As if that would delete it! |
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"Yes I once had a cock pic on my phone as you do lol.. Which I forgot about and I went to boots to get pictures taken off my phone.
I couldn't get the damn machine to work so I called someone over to help me and then a shopper came to help and a member of staff, then the cock pic came up on the big screen
Another time I was showing someone pics on my phone and whilst flicking through my pics the cock came up again
I have never kept a cock pic on my phone since. "
Hahaha too funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out |
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out "
Mine go in my vault! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!"
What’s a vault  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!)
Oh dear....... hahahaha - at least she didn’t make it too awkward & took your washing out "
She’s pretty cool to be fair and has joked about it a few times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I once had a cock pic on my phone as you do lol.. Which I forgot about and I went to boots to get pictures taken off my phone.
I couldn't get the damn machine to work so I called someone over to help me and then a shopper came to help and a member of staff, then the cock pic came up on the big screen
Another time I was showing someone pics on my phone and whilst flicking through my pics the cock came up again
I have never kept a cock pic on my phone since. "
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault "
An app where I hide pics and vids on my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out "
This is why I never let anyone use my phone or show anyone clean pics as too many times they have seen something they shouldn't while swiping through.
I also forget to clean my phone's browsing history. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault "
Sounds like the bank of filth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth "
Oh it is . A wank bank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!)
Oh dear....... hahahaha - at least she didn’t make it too awkward & took your washing out
She’s pretty cool to be fair and has joked about it a few times! "
She probably had a go on it her self |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
An app where I hide pics and vids on my phone "
Yes I use one too. But Google phones do this weird thing where they store shit to the cloud. Now and again they decide to display old photos you thought had been moved to a secure place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!)
Oh dear....... hahahaha - at least she didn’t make it too awkward & took your washing out
She’s pretty cool to be fair and has joked about it a few times!
She probably had a go on it her self "
Hahahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank "
Where can I get one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank
Where can I get one "
Keep Safe is free on the Android store. I only use the free version. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank
Where can I get one
Keep Safe is free on the Android store. I only use the free version."
I use the same app, very happy with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank
Where can I get one
Keep Safe is free on the Android store. I only use the free version."
Yeah mine are all free. |
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I was shoemaking to a plasterer on site once and asked him for a price on some work, I got my phone out to show him pictures of the room and after a few swipes there staring back at us was a picture of my cock with a jet of spunk heading towards mrs's tits, I was proud of that pic but didn’t want to broadcast it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was shoemaking to a plasterer on site once and asked him for a price on some work, I got my phone out to show him pictures of the room and after a few swipes there staring back at us was a picture of my cock with a jet of spunk heading towards mrs's tits, I was proud of that pic but didn’t want to broadcast it "
Bet that brightened his day though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, it was Nora and Cheeky asking me to join them in anal glory hole ass to mouth session. Dirty cows  "
Whose arse (not ass we are not American) and mouths were doing what though?
This is one of your silly fantasies again isn’t it dear  |
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank
Where can I get one
Keep Safe is free on the Android store. I only use the free version."
What about iPhone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, it was Nora and Cheeky asking me to join them in anal glory hole ass to mouth session. Dirty cows
Whose arse (not ass we are not American) and mouths were doing what though?
This is one of your silly fantasies again isn’t it dear "
He’s been daydreaming again...poor thing, bless him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I left, what was going to be, a meet, asleep in a hotel room because she'd had way too much to drink before I got there, and just put her to bed to sleep it off.
Only to realise when I got to the car, I'd left my keys in the room. 
Needless to say, trying to convince the night porter to let me in the room because she wasn't being woken by her phone was awkward! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank
Where can I get one
Keep Safe is free on the Android store. I only use the free version.
What about iPhone?"
Photo vault and secret calculator |
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"Yes, it was Nora and Cheeky asking me to join them in anal glory hole ass to mouth session. Dirty cows
Whose arse (not ass we are not American) and mouths were doing what though?
This is one of your silly fantasies again isn’t it dear "
Good point as I was blindfolded at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly. "
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know! |
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My friend told me he once met a lady from the fish app and they booked a room in a pub. On the way out he passed the room key to the landlord and somehow there was a used condom attached to it |
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
An app where I hide pics and vids on my phone "
Fair lady I salute you, I was getting fed up of hiding my phone when scrolling through my pics with my mates
Installed a vault and now to move all the saucy ones, this may take a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know! "
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself. "
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m the worlds worst for embarrassing things and doing stupid clumsy things when I meet people from here
Looking forward to the MSL then...it's going to be fun "
Haha not drinking on the Saturday so I won’t be too bad. Friday should be fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself.
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway! "
How many husbands have you took to the same hotel now? |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"Some of my fab photos came up on the screen in Boots whilst I was trying to print off a photo...I threw my arms over the screen shouting “Don’t look” whilst frantically trying to pull the lead out
Mine go in my vault!
What’s a vault
Sounds like the bank of filth
Oh it is . A wank bank "
I too have this photo vault, best app I ever did get |
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Years ago, I was texting my Da and my Girlfriend( At the time) at the same time and accidentally sent my Da a rather graphic and perverse message instead of to my girlfriend.
“Nevermind your fingers Casanova , just get your fucking arse back in the house before your dinners cold!” Etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself.
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway!
How many husbands have you took to the same hotel now? "
Not many , but I don't re-use hotels for that reason! I also pray I don't get the same taxi drivers often as god know what guff I've told them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself.
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway!
How many husbands have you took to the same hotel now? "
Haha just the one. My fab husband |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself.
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway!
How many husbands have you took to the same hotel now?
Not many, but I don't re-use hotels for that reason! I also pray I don't get the same taxi drivers often as god know what guff I've told them!"
Just do what I do sometimes..
Err sorry me no speak English what you mean sex |
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"Nothing too bad thankfully, but I'm the world's worst at checking into hotels subtlety. I panic chat and start giving elaborate stories about what my plans are for the evening then ending up having to pass full scripts on to who I'm meeting to let them know they're my husband, we're going out to dinner as his mums watching the kids at ours, he got held up so is coming straight from work etc etc . I just can't shut myself up sometimes, especially when the receptionist is just being nice and friendly.
Hahahah. I’m like that. Especially the daytime ones . They obviously know! I arrived first last time and I said my husband will be arriving shortly . Why I had to say that I don’t know!
Haha I'm like that with everthing. I talk myself into a hole.
I make everything more Complicated for myself.
So do I . They don’t give a shit anyway!
How many husbands have you took to the same hotel now?
Haha just the one. My fab husband "
A different husband for each hotel is it I gotcha lol.
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"I was shoemaking to a plasterer on site once and asked him for a price on some work, I got my phone out to show him pictures of the room and after a few swipes there staring back at us was a picture of my cock with a jet of spunk heading towards mrs's tits, I was proud of that pic but didn’t want to broadcast it
Bet that brightened his day though!"
Well me fumbling with my phone to get it off the screen was a sight, oh and I was showing not shoemaking lol, damn you predictive text |
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Mine wasnt on here. Dated a guy a few years ago and he bought us a remote controlled toy to try out. He was still living at home.
I called his house to talk to him and his mum answered. Anyway while waiting on him coming to the phone his mum decided it was perfectly fine to tell me that I should come and collect the toy I left cos she didnt want me corrupting her son... |
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"Lol x typical mum sticking up for her son blaming you. You should have told her to tell him just to stick it up his arse lol "
I was more shocked than anything. I was very shy and I guess you could say innocent back then, when it came to toys lol |
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"Oh mine was bad.....a guy I was meeting sent me a 10 inch dildo. I’d washed it and left it on the side in my kitchen. The next day my ex mother in law who I’m very close too messaged me to say she was driving by mine and would drop some of my children’s washing off. She has a key for emergencies and had never ever done anything like that before. I didn’t see the message in time and had another message saying that the washing was on the kitchen side and I might want to hide what’s in my kitchen before the kids came home (I didn’t have them that night hence why I left it out!) "
I'm sure we've left butt plugs on the sink in the bathroom and our eldest (17) has probably seen them. Oops |
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I wanted a pic of Missy’s face as an avatar on the phone against her number. Found a good pic which was her topless - put the frame round her face and it looked great.
Unfortunately when I was out with a work friend with the phone in a car mount, she rang and the whole photo came up |
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