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over a year ago
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner? 
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards "
Then a shag with no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez, that's the toughest question ever posed on this site. I'm actually gonna opt for the food this time 
This will have a lot of people on the fence brother  "
It definitely will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards
Then a shag with no doubt
You’ve never tasted my spuds  "
Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A shag right now. And for the next few days.
I'll take the roast on Sunday evening please - extra crispy potatoes and macaroni cheese as well.  "
You’re demanding |
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards
Then a shag with no doubt
You’ve never tasted my spuds
Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag "
Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards
Then a shag with no doubt
You’ve never tasted my spuds
Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag
Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette "
Ahh, but whose courgette?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shag then dinner 
2 for 1 Witherspoons?
Is that your regular pub?
Only at 9 o’clock in the morning
They don't serve dinner at that time though
Yes they do. Liquid dinners "
Blimey, you start early |
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards
Then a shag with no doubt
You’ve never tasted my spuds
Even if they were the best spuds in the world my friend, I'm taking the shag
Ok ok. 2 spuds and a courgette
Ahh, but whose courgette? "
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"Shag then dinner
2 for 1 Witherspoons?
Is that your regular pub?
Only at 9 o’clock in the morning
They don't serve dinner at that time though
Yes they do. Liquid dinners
Blimey, you start early "
I even have a starter as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shag then dinner
2 for 1 Witherspoons?
Is that your regular pub?
Only at 9 o’clock in the morning
They don't serve dinner at that time though
Yes they do. Liquid dinners
Blimey, you start early
I even have a starter as well "
Any room for a dessert? Lol |
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"Shag then dinner
2 for 1 Witherspoons?
Is that your regular pub?
Only at 9 o’clock in the morning
They don't serve dinner at that time though
Yes they do. Liquid dinners
Blimey, you start early
I even have a starter as well
Any room for a dessert? Lol"
Yes, a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shag then dinner
2 for 1 Witherspoons?
Is that your regular pub?
Only at 9 o’clock in the morning
They don't serve dinner at that time though
Yes they do. Liquid dinners
Blimey, you start early
I even have a starter as well
Any room for a dessert? Lol
Yes, a shag "
On my way to Spoons now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would in any other circumstance say nothing beats a Sunday dinner
...but no, Shag every day of the week (even Sundays), but agree with others; better be a good shag otherwise I'm off for that roast! |
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Who's cooking the dinner and who's the shag? As that really changes everything"
I’m the cook, ask the forumites about my legendary roaster.
The shag is the last one you had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner
Would you like a full roaster?
I’d quite like a toaster
One slice of toast or two? "
4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast |
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"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner
Would you like a full roaster?
I’d quite like a toaster
One slice of toast or two?
4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast "
Brown toast?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody good shag then Sunday dinner
Would you like a full roaster?
I’d quite like a toaster
One slice of toast or two?
4 please, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good piece of toast
Brown toast? "
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach "
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours. |
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours."
You want waking up in a nice way? |
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.
You want waking up in a nice way? "
Now you're talking! |
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.
You want waking up in a nice way?
Now you're talking!"
Go back to sleep |
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"a shag or a bloody good Sunday dinner?
Depends who the shag is with surely?
The last person you fucked if we’re setting standards "
In which case, definitely shag. My lovely S is certainly more appealing than a few Yorkshire puds |
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.
You want waking up in a nice way?
Now you're talking!
Go back to sleep "
Zzzzzz |
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"In general the shag. Right now the Sunday dinner and a nap.
Your dinners on the table
Rain check on the shag?
Of course not, an army never shagged on an empty stomach
Fine, wake me in a couple of hours.
You want waking up in a nice way?
Now you're talking!
Go back to sleep
Zzzzzz"
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