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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I came across this and for some strange reason it reminded me of a few posts Ive seen recently
“He uses statistics as a d*unken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination.”
Anyone else come across a qoute that rings true about forum life ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not necessarily about forum life....well could be with some..but this is one of my faves....
The only man who deserves your tears is the one who would never make you cry.
Awwww sweet, fussierpussy has gone all soft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is.”
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notts...you are sooooooo googling!!! lmao"
Not only googling but cutting and pasting like a proper lazy arsed fella only could....
It was the names eh... dead give away lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now heres one that could have been written for swinging lol
"You always knew precisely where you stood with him because he always let you down" - David Niven on Errol Flynn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His subordinates would follow him anywhere, normally out of curiosity
Anecdotal but this was used on an officers annual appraisal and is oft quoted during report writing seminars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many of us have thought, as opposed to actually saying this when visiting clubs..
I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does 'dont quote me on that' mean 'dont repeat what I said' or 'dont tell anybody I said it' and if I dont tell anybody you said it or I dont repeat what you said, then whats the point in saying 'dont quote me on that' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others"
"If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me"
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies"
Graucho Marx
Hi Suzi - nice to see you back |
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Dont knock masturbation afterall its sex with someone you love.
Woddy Allen
And another one from him,
I dont want to live forever through my work, i want to live forever by not dying.
and lastly one that applies to me lol
He is a modest man with much to be modest about
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i heard this i imediatly thought about the single guys who complain in the forums about not getting replies etc.
"He who starts out a moaner
Ends up a loner"
Donna in casualty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst browsing through the profiles to find something amusing (or as some call it on here - pig hunting) we often recall the famous quote from a Vulcan
"It's life Jim, but not as we know it!" |
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