"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed"
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path  |
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. 
Is there coffee?
Tut! As if you need to ask."
I am in my way |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path "
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands |
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands "
Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed...   "
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle  |
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed...
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle "
That can be arranged |
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands
Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!!"
I bet Thing would be great with his fingers let's all play. |
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"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands "
I wouldn't worry about your hands wandering x |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
Room in the middle of our bed...
Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the middle
That can be arranged "
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Is it the side nearest the door or the bathroom or the window? Important safety information needed
I (her) would prefer unobstructed access to the bathroom as I get up many times during the night. But that does leave me at risk of attack from intruders, so let's hope PP can protect me rather than fling me in their path
You would have easy access and you only need to worry about wandering hands
Wait Thing is going to be there too!!! I didnt realise we'd be sharing with a celebrity. Count me in!!!
I bet Thing would be great with his fingers let's all play."
That all depends on what he grabs  |
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn "
Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares. "
You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed....  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn
Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully "
I feel a double jeopardy here |
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed.... "
Giant size i thought it was smaller size to make you look bigger then you are lol |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
You either have the giant sized remote popular with certain fab users, or it likes to starfish, or a miniature bed.... "
Double bed, standard remote and I'm only small |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I have an empty spot in my bed too 
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty
That's not good.
My cat has joined me so now stroking my ginger pussy cat "
That's teasing the imagination |
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"I have an empty spot in my bed too
What no remote
No, the remote is missing, it’s just empty
That's not good.
My cat has joined me so now stroking my ginger pussy cat
That's teasing the imagination "
Would you like to stroke it too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have one half of the bed that needs occupying.
The telly remote won't be happy but who cares.
What's on the telly?
Die hard
Shift over, then
Well we'll need popcorn
Sweet, salted, sweet and salted, or toffee! Choose carefully
I feel a double jeopardy here "
Honestly? There's no wrong answer. It's popcorn |
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