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By *sm265 OP Woman
over a year ago
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So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat 
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile |
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over a year ago
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"The phrase 'the drop of a hat' is one of the most prevalent I read here. That and fuck n go?
I don't even wear hats. They mess up my hair "
I like to wear a hat, drop it and see who's available for instant sex. Though the wind recently blew my top hat off and I received an unwanted solicitation. |
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By *sm265 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I don't meet just like the fantasy of it don't let people push you around.
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I do meet, I'm just fussy about who I'll spend my precious time on. The fact that one of the experts on my life was a silhouette with one line of profile text wasn't really appealing though |
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By *sm265 OP Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"The phrase 'the drop of a hat' is one of the most prevalent I read here. That and fuck n go?
I don't even wear hats. They mess up my hair
I like to wear a hat, drop it and see who's available for instant sex. Though the wind recently blew my top hat off and I received an unwanted solicitation. "
accidental hat dropping can lead to awkward situations! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't meet just like the fantasy of it don't let people push you around.
I do meet, I'm just fussy about who I'll spend my precious time on. The fact that one of the experts on my life was a silhouette with one line of profile text wasn't really appealing though "
Screw them! All they want is a wank!Bloody idiots  |
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Oh silly you. The Fab good samaritans are obviously more qualified about what you want and need. Give them a blow job it's the least you can do.
Or alternatively, just delete their messages and enjoy whatever it is you use Fab for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The phrase 'the drop of a hat' is one of the most prevalent I read here. That and fuck n go?
I don't even wear hats. They mess up my hair
I like to wear a hat, drop it and see who's available for instant sex. Though the wind recently blew my top hat off and I received an unwanted solicitation.
accidental hat dropping can lead to awkward situations! "
It's when you bend over to pick it up that the problems start!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile "
Oh lighten up will you and drop those knickers next to my hat and once we are done you need to get out more hahahahaha sorry I couldnt help myself  |
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By *sm265 OP Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile
Oh lighten up will you and drop those knickers next to my hat and once we are done you need to get out more hahahahaha sorry I couldnt help myself "
Who said I was wearing knickers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile
Oh lighten up will you and drop those knickers next to my hat and once we are done you need to get out more hahahahaha sorry I couldnt help myself
Who said I was wearing knickers? "
I should have known you would come back with something like that
I guess you left the only pair you had here last time you came to see me |
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By *sm265 OP Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile
Oh lighten up will you and drop those knickers next to my hat and once we are done you need to get out more hahahahaha sorry I couldnt help myself
Who said I was wearing knickers?
I should have known you would come back with something like that
I guess you left the only pair you had here last time you came to see me "
you mean you've not found them yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far today I have had total strangers tell me that I need to get out more, that I ought to loosen up & that I shouldn't be on here if I'm not up for meeting total strangers for sex at the drop of a hat
I do love how random horny blokes on the Internet think they can tell me how to live my life & yet they don't even bother to read my profile
Oh lighten up will you and drop those knickers next to my hat and once we are done you need to get out more hahahahaha sorry I couldnt help myself
Who said I was wearing knickers?
I should have known you would come back with something like that
I guess you left the only pair you had here last time you came to see me
you mean you've not found them yet? "
They are still under my pillow I'm keeping them there as a reminder lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had women tell me I need to cheer up, get over myself, talk to people who have no interest in talking to me and, above all, SMILE!!!"
I theory that's not bad advice |
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