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I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.
Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.
Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.
Give it take a couple of hundred either way.
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"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.
Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.
Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.
Give it take a couple of hundred either way.
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Reminds me of a joke.
A doctor doing a study on happiness and sex.
The theory being the more you have sex the happier you are.
So he gathers a few hundred random strangers in an auditorium.
Asks everyone who has sex daily to raise Their hand's.
A fair few very happy people raised their arm's high5 ing each other.
He carried on asking the room and sure enough the less frequently the more unhappy and miserable people where.
Until finally he asked.
Who has sex once a year?
This one guy at the back jumps up smiling and laughing doing cartwheels and basically a very happy chap.
Perplexed and his theory blown completely out of the window the doctor asks the man why he's so happy.
He shouts and smiles
"COZ IT'S TODAY'
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"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.
Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.
Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.
Give it take a couple of hundred either way.
Show your working Mr "
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What's your definition of sex?
If it's with a group, is that just once or 5 times if you are interacting with 5 other people?
Does it include non penetrative sexual acts?
If yes to the above, I wouldn't know where to start in working it out... |
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"What's your definition of sex?
If it's with a group, is that just once or 5 times if you are interacting with 5 other people?
Does it include non penetrative sexual acts?
If yes to the above, I wouldn't know where to start in working it out..."
I was thinking the same, there is so many factors and I couldn't tell you were I'm at |
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"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!
Wow, that's impressive.
Is it a good thing or not?"
It’s more of a hindrance to me.
I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.
But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying! |
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"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!
Wow, that's impressive.
Is it a good thing or not?
It’s more of a hindrance to me.
I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.
But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying! "
Ah, yes, not the most useful of memory feats, unless you are needed as a witness to a crime.
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"I don't mean how many partners but actually had sex.
Just done a very rough calculation based on how long jools and I have been together taken into account pregnancy and sickness so reduced the average amount to make allowance for it.
Come up with a rough calculation of 8840 time's.
Give it take a couple of hundred either way.
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So if your cock is around 6" (apologies if you're hung like a horse) and your average fuck contains 50 thrusts that's 6 X 50 X 0.75 (to account for not just pushing in and out all the way) X 8840 fucks / 63360 (inches in a mile) = 31.39 miles of cock that you have given Jools.
Just in case you were wondering
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"Considering the fact I can remember every day of my life since the age of around 9 I could probably work it out!
Wow, that's impressive.
Is it a good thing or not?
It’s more of a hindrance to me.
I’ve always been good with dates. In school and even now the girls would always go to me to remember stuff or if someone had an argument I had to say who said what. If someone couldn’t find an item of clothing I’d have to say who borrowed it last and when the person was last seen wearing it.
But my ability to recall it’s always been noticed and when I did an advanced diploma in psychotherapy and counselling back in 2009 the psychologist doing the course picked up on it and then spoke to other people cos apparently it’s quite rare. Then went off to the university of Cardiff where they put probes and stuff on my brain (all fun) and apparently they reckon I’ve got this highly superior autobiographical memory thing which is supposed to be quite rare. It’s not like photograph memory or something you can train your brain for. It’s uncontrollable and it’s only to my life. It’s actually annoying! "
I have got the opposite of this and barely remember what happend yesterday |
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