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"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out.
You not joining in swing?!"
I want a turn, but we'll have to keep the men out. So I'll do a shift of "bugger off get out" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me. I'll sacrifice myself by being the occasional bouncer to keep the waiters/ window cleaners/ bartenders out.
You not joining in swing?!
I want a turn, but we'll have to keep the men out. So I'll do a shift of "bugger off get out""
Haha yeah we’ll need a couple on the door! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*feels cleavage envy* My boobs are sad 
Hahahaha!!! Believe me it’s the bra!!!
Yeah I'm hiding nothing here at the moment, am I?  "
Clicked for a closer look but hidden! |
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"Can you post warning signs out to 5 miles, just so we know not to approach, it's not fair you might enslave us as castrated house slaves, keep us in kennels as exterior pets or worse. "
That sounds... intriguing  |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Meeeeeeeeeee 
Yay!!
Bab's Baps! 
Bab's Bodacious Baps 
Where have you been?!
Buying a caravan with no wheels "
It's for me Ma, I like to look after me Ma. It's Periwinkle Blue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can I just have under the duvet cuddles with one of forum ladies that be nice
Carefull I hear they cage men on gibits at mile posts for light entertainment  "
risk worth taking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!
So whens the date "
If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up! |
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"We have quite an amazing sexy group forming here!
So whens the date
If only! We need a teleporter. Or one of the men to drive a bus to pick us all up!
Great idea! Volunteers? "
*starts engine on bus |
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"I'll operate the cameras. 
Some women don’t realise how helpful we are
I know. And such nice guys too.
What more could they wish for????
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It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'll operate the cameras.
Some women don’t realise how helpful we are
I know. And such nice guys too.
What more could they wish for????
It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching "
Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all  |
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"I'll operate the cameras.
Some women don’t realise how helpful we are
I know. And such nice guys too.
What more could they wish for????
It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching
Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all "
If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'll operate the cameras.
Some women don’t realise how helpful we are
I know. And such nice guys too.
What more could they wish for????
It’s not as if we would interrupt too much while sitting in the corner watching
Exactly. I mean - shooting cum across the room is distracting at all
If you can shoot it across the room you need to be in a circus not a hotel "
It's a small room. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just going to swing from the chandelier and occasionally drop down dip in then swing back up. Dont worry ladies you wint when know in there
"Dip in"  "
Dont worry it wont hurt lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I even shout surprise each time I swing down if you like lol
SAS style. In and out before they realise what going on. "
I been wat hung who dares wins lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I forgot about this! 
Some sexy additions
Awwww thanks. "
Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Oh I forgot about this!
Some sexy additions
Awwww thanks.
Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!"
But, but, but, pffffft
And I thought you cared. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I forgot about this!
Some sexy additions
Awwww thanks.
Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!
But, but, but, pffffft
And I thought you cared. "
You can call the taxis for when people want to go home |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Oh I forgot about this!
Some sexy additions
Awwww thanks.
Don’t think I can’t see you hiding in here! I’ll be getting my whip out soon if you lot don’t skidaddle!
But, but, but, pffffft
And I thought you cared.
You can call the taxis for when people want to go home "
Yippee. There is a reason for me to be on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x"
Only allowed to watch on screen! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
I’ll use a dodgy foreign network "
. The picture will be terrible though |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x
Only allowed to watch on screen!"
But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
I'll pay you in kind nora
Sorry. I only do cold hard cash "
That's not what you told me last night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x
Only allowed to watch on screen!
But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft "
Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x
Only allowed to watch on screen!
But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft
Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew! "
Facepalm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x
Only allowed to watch on screen!
But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft
Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew!
Facepalm. "
Haha. A female one! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I may allow pay per view
In fact my people are talking to sky’s people as we speak
But you just told me to bugger off. Pfffft x
Only allowed to watch on screen!
But I was the bloody cameraman. Pfffft
Oh yes we’ll need a camera crew!
Facepalm.
Haha. A female one! "
Too late sky have booked me. (blows raspberry) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well "
We love that plastic buzzing type shite |
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well
We love that plastic buzzing type shite "
Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well
We love that plastic buzzing type shite
Buzz off you I’m speaking to the FFFFFFFFFF "
My FFFFFFFFFFFF.....
My rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely some of the FFFFFFFFFF will want properly penetrating at some point. And by that I mean none of that plastic buzzing type shite as well "
Nope I like the ffffffff then I like to go home so the man can fullfil his role afterwards while I tell him everything I've been up to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""This is a knife!"
My bouncer is never far behind me you know!
And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.
. You do!!
You've not heard me bloody do it "
Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start |
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""This is a knife!"
My bouncer is never far behind me you know!
And believe me I have Paul Hogan's accent down better than any of you.
. You do!!
You've not heard me bloody do it
Yeah but I’ve heard you speak! And you’d be better then any of us! You’ve a head start "
True |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do I get ringside for this? I have one *coughs* kind of scorched, works-most-of-the-time soul to offer in exchange I can bring Sou'westers and an Ark in case of biblical flooding #SafetyFirst |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread
It'll be full of men  "
The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair |
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread
It'll be full of men
The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair "
Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking this FFFF thread should be a regular one like the BBW thread
It'll be full of men
The last time we did it it wasn’t too bad to be fair
Fab would reject a photo of me with a whopping great carving knife, wouldn't they? (Dear mods, I'm not serious)"
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Can't see me.
ohhhhhh now I get it 
