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"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex "Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...  | |||
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Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "I wish I could bite that bum  | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored I wish I could bite that bum "Please don’t attack homeless people. They already have a hard time. | |||
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"I wish I was slimmer and less needy haha" Pfffft. A slimmer you would be even more needy so nope. Not granting your wish either. | |||
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"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven " That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs... | |||
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"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex
Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy... " I’m shocked and horrified I like Dean Koontz! | |||
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"Hmmm ok if I have to be fat for a while longer, can I wish for a naked chef and butler please " But I gave you his username yesterday | |||
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"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex
Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...
I’m shocked and horrified I like Dean Koontz! "I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon. | |||
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"I wish it was last night again "Your mind is amazing. Hit rewind and replay as often as you like | |||
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"I wish for everyone to experience one happy day "Gawd. I give up..... you need someone higher up than me to grant that one | |||
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"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs..." My problem is that I cross dress and feel comfortable in so called female clothes. So just being able to look better and have them fit right I would love it.Yes I could ask to be fully female but then I would miss my male shelf. And it's so upsetting getting laugh at and scared to go out in case someone says something. And I spent so long alone because how do you tell someone that you like wearing makeup and female clothes | |||
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"I wish for some chocolate to magically appear in the cupboard!" Easy... quick before your other half gets it | |||
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"I wish for some chocolate to magically appear in the cupboard! Easy... quick before your other half gets it "Thanks! She's not back from work until midnight, so I shall take my time and savour it | |||
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"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs... My problem is that I cross dress and feel comfortable in so called female clothes. So just being able to look better and have them fit right I would love it.Yes I could ask to be fully female but then I would miss my male shelf. And it's so upsetting getting laugh at and scared to go out in case someone says something. And I spent so long alone because how do you tell someone that you like wearing makeup and female clothes " The right one will appear who will accept you for who you are. Be patient | |||
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"I wish I was at the airport with the OP " I’m flying to China Mickey | |||
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"Are genies allowed wishes too? "Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then | |||
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"Are genies allowed wishes too?
Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then "A lifetime supply of mini eggs and a sexy man to share (some of) them with, pretty please! | |||
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"I wish they had Fab members area only at the airport that would help with the waiting "Want to see all those dick pics live so you? | |||
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"Are genies allowed wishes too?
Ooooh they always have the most difficult ones... but go on then
A lifetime supply of mini eggs and a sexy man to share (some of) them with, pretty please!"Mini eggs as in fly or moth eggs in your food? Granted! Finding a man who wants to share those is a bit more difficult though... | |||
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"Wish I had Mystique X-Men powers so I could spend time as a female more oven That is a worthy wish but was Mystique happy? Nope. Didn’t know who the hell was going to stare back at her in the mirror... mind bending stuff no one needs... My problem is that I cross dress and feel comfortable in so called female clothes. So just being able to look better and have them fit right I would love it.Yes I could ask to be fully female but then I would miss my male shelf. And it's so upsetting getting laugh at and scared to go out in case someone says something. And I spent so long alone because how do you tell someone that you like wearing makeup and female clothes The right one will appear who will accept you for who you are. Be patient "Am 52 how much patients do I need lol | |||
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"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life "You and me both sista.....  | |||
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"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life
You and me both sista..... "Woman !!! Grant my wish please | |||
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"I wish they had Fab members area only at the airport that would help with the waiting
Want to see all those dick pics live so you? "No dic pics live lol just the curves and banter Or the odd practice strip search of course  | |||
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"I wish for everyone to have an afternoon nap "I had an afternoon walk | |||
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"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life
You and me both sista.....
Woman !!! Grant my wish please "Shite... ok I’ll order two of those new 6’4 Japanese male sex robots.... | |||
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"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex
Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...
I’m shocked and horrified I like Dean Koontz!
I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon."are there any sex scenes in Mills and Boon books? Surely the romance and chase leads to some hard sweaty sex? | |||
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"I wish I was in Sheffield right now " More info required before granting that one | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "i wish i had just one reply | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend "Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders | |||
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"I wish for everyone to have an afternoon nap "Errrr. Ok..... | |||
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"I wish I could meet another lively lovely lady for coffee and sex
Another? Where’s the first one? You really have to stop with the basement shite. Too much Dean Koontz is not healthy...
I’m shocked and horrified I like Dean Koontz!
I know. Stop that shite and read some Mills and Boon. are there any sex scenes in Mills and Boon books? Surely the romance and chase leads to some hard sweaty sex? "And this is where I lecture you again on sex not being everything... | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders "He’s on nights....... | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored i wish i had just one reply"Here you go. That was easy | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
"So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out? | |||
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"I wish I could find a woman who wants to be kissed within an inch of her life "FLORO!!!!! I FOUND ONE FOR YA!!!!!!! | |||
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"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday? Thanks in advance xxxx" Material possessions will not make you happy, so no. | |||
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"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday? Thanks in advance xxxx Material possessions will not make you happy, so no. "Pffffft. | |||
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"I wish I could fly way up to the sky." Ryanair. €19.99 return to Belfast | |||
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"I wish I could fly way up to the sky." I am going to have that in my head now | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out? "Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please | |||
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"Can I have a lamborghini aventador for a day on my birthday? Thanks in advance xxxx Material possessions will not make you happy, so no.
Pffffft. "I refuse for your own good | |||
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"I wish I was in Sheffield right now More info required before granting that one "Just to spend some quality time with a special someone | |||
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"I wish I could fly way up to the sky. Ryanair. €19.99 return to Belfast "But I don’t want go to Belfast | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?
Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please "And you need my help for that? Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread.... | |||
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"I wish I was in Sheffield right now More info required before granting that one
Just to spend some quality time with a special someone "It’s Sunday and public transport is crap. Skype or Whatapp him | |||
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"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon " There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass | |||
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"I wish someone would come do my hoovering for me
Maybe naked "Start a thread on here and you’ll have someone different for each day of the month | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass "That’s what you would choose to do to me if I was standing in front of you? Shame on you... | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "I am Not Touching THAT!! I told you I was a good girl!! | |||
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"World peace for starters, after that some interest on here would be nice lol" World peace is sadly out of my league. You get interest Mister, you just choose to ignore it. | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I am Not Touching THAT!!
I told you I was a good girl!! "What?!? | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!" Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz? | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I wish I can bounce 10p of OP ass
That’s what you would choose to do to me if I was standing in front of you? Shame on you..."You got a good Point there. | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz? "Redheaded woman Tut tut | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !!" Get your arse over here then! | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Damian Lewis or Eric Stolz?
Redheaded woman
Tut tut "Too late... | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Get your arse over here then! "Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Get your arse over here then! " | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "Where are you going ? | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
Where are you going ?"Is that your wish? Information? | |||
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"I wish for a 6ft man to kiss me within an inch of my life
You and me both sista..... "I wish I was a 6 foot man | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )"Send photos... Hard duck is on your schedule for next week so stop being so greedy. Enjoy the yoghurt | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Send photos...
Hard duck is on your schedule for next week so stop being so greedy. Enjoy the yoghurt "Will send photos once all have arrived! Hard duck doesn't sound mouthwatering.
Pfft next week feels so far away. Fiiiiine. | |||
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"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try "I have cheated slightly to make it easier for you as I have people with a vested interest on both sides | |||
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"I wish for a certain someone to be happy with the result at Wembley this afternoon There’s just no pleasing some... I shall try
I have cheated slightly to make it easier for you as I have people with a vested interest on both sides "I like people who make my life easier for me | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )"Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards? | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?"During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again. | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again."Doggy style? Think about your digestion
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"Hello my lovely. I am in need of more hours in the day for me time. Ooops I missed the lamp and rubbed your fabulous arse "You’ve put me in a dazed stupor..... | |||
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"My wish is for someone to start a campaign to get Little Miss Saucy onto my cock. Ooh, she's hot! " Now surely you can do that yourself... | |||
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"A gorgeous reliable honest fwb come my way " I’m sending you a ticket to Mars... the chances are better there.. | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.
Doggy style? Think about your digestion
Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything "No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam. | |||
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"Teleport machine would be good so distance wouldn’t be so much of an issue " I’m not a technical minded person, sorry. | |||
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"Teleport machine would be good so distance wouldn’t be so much of an issue I’m not a technical minded person, sorry. " It’s fine. I’ll drive instead | |||
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"My wish is for someone to start a campaign to get Little Miss Saucy onto my cock. Ooh, she's hot! Now surely you can do that yourself..." Spoilsport | |||
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"Hello my lovely. I am in need of more hours in the day for me time. Ooops I missed the lamp and rubbed your fabulous arse
You’ve put me in a dazed stupor..... " | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.
Doggy style? Think about your digestion
Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything
No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam."Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated. I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.
Doggy style? Think about your digestion
Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything
No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.
Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.
I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason "You sir are playing with fire | |||
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"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier "Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you? | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.
Doggy style? Think about your digestion
Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything
No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.
Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.
I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason
You sir are playing with fire "Yeah, but what a way to go | |||
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"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier
Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you? "No I’m all good .... ta | |||
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"I'd really like a lingerie fairy to come and tell me what set to keep and what ones to get rid of. (And a hard fuck where I don't have to move much and can still eat cherry yoghurt )
Cherry yoghurt during or afterwards?
During. Doggy style will make it easier and I might even be arsed to push back every now and again.
Doggy style? Think about your digestion
Would you compromise on cowgirl? You could wear the hat and everything
No because then I need to move and make an effort. Geeeez Adam.
Is spooning better? This is surprisingly complicated.
I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason
You sir are playing with fire
Yeah, but what a way to go "Laughing now and will remind you of this when you need 2 weeks off work to recover... | |||
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"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier
Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?
No I’m all good .... ta"Thought so. | |||
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?
Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please
And you need my help for that?
Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread.... "Nope it didn’t work | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "I wish you were waiting to board me
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?
Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please
And you need my help for that?
Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....
Nope it didn’t work "Right I’ll start a thread when I’m home tomorrow. Can you wait that long? | |||
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"Had anyone granted your wish, OP?" No. He’s too pigheaded | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I wish you were waiting to board me
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"I wish I hadn’t put in weight as I need to pull out some sexy gear for next weekend
Get that man of yours to help you.... a sex diet works wonders
He’s on nights.......
So? You a vampire. Shall I ask a certain Mr who’s obsessed with your knickers to help out?
Ha! Nah that ship has well and truly sailed. I’m feeling some fresh meat would be good please
And you need my help for that?
Calling all hot blooded males. Lexi needs long, hard, sweaty sex. Please message her. If that doesn’t work I’ll start a thread....
Nope it didn’t work
Right I’ll start a thread when I’m home tomorrow. Can you wait that long? "Lol!!! I’m sure I can | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I wish you were waiting to board me
Fuzz
That’s one lone queue to be waiting in "Brilliant autocorrect error. So true....
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
I wish you were waiting to board me
Fuzz
That’s one lone queue to be waiting in
Brilliant autocorrect error. So true....
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"I have a vision of spilled yoghurt for some reason
You sir are playing with fire
Yeah, but what a way to go
Laughing now and will remind you of this when you need 2 weeks off work to recover..."You've made me laugh a lot OP. Just make it Saturday tomorrow and I will be more than happy. Ta babes.  | |||
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"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier
Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?
No I’m all good .... ta"I speak for everyone when I say ... thank the lord above he is all good | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Get your arse over here then!
Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that "Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to! | |||
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"I’ll go for something simpler then... maybe a reliable person .... or shall I still go for the teleport machine as it may be easier
Plenty of gorgeous reliable peeps on here. Want me to make recommendations for you?
No I’m all good .... ta
I speak for everyone when I say
... thank the lord above he is all good "I mean I don’t go on recommendations ... much better finding out things for myself | |||
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"I wish I was in the Cayman Islands" Nah. Think of the shock. All that sand and sun. I couldn’t do that to you... | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Get your arse over here then!
Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that
Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to! "Ruined it. I was going for a good girl image for you....  | |||
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"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep." Your wish will be granted in 15 years... | |||
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"I'm wishing for next Saturday ! Right about now it's the only thing that will get me through this week!" . Lucky man that you are.... | |||
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"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep. Your wish will be granted in 15 years..." I have to wait until the youngest is 23?! | |||
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"I wish for my house to be clean, my kids to go to bed on time, and a full night's sleep. Your wish will be granted in 15 years... I have to wait until the youngest is 23?! "Sorry I meant 35 years | |||
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"I wish I could be snuggling a red head right now !! Get your arse over here then!
Awwww you angel. Offering yourself up like that
Hardly, just fancied a bit of a seeing to!
Ruined it. I was going for a good girl image for you.... " | |||
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"Invisible again "Never PP x | |||
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"Invisible again "No. I was just speechless at such a silly wish | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "Peace and calm in the world with no conflict | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
Peace and calm in the world with no conflict "Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me... | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
Peace and calm in the world with no conflict
Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me... "Yes I do aim high , one can hope but won’t be holding my breath for this , can only imagine this wish , I know it was a wasted wish but stranger things have happened | |||
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"I wish I could have seen the PJ Harvey video "You will. Time has been my enemy. | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored
Peace and calm in the world with no conflict
Oh gawd you aim high don’t you. I’m flattered in your belief in me but beyond me...
Yes I do aim high , one can hope but won’t be holding my breath for this , can only imagine this wish , I know it was a wasted wish but stranger things have happened " | |||
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"I don’t really want anything but I would still love to rub your lamp "You don’t even need to ask | |||
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"I wish that I could speed up my move in date to my new place.. " Noooo. Take the time to plan and go walking around IKEA | |||
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"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x" Well you’re on the right site for that so congratulations... | |||
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"Can you get me from the 'reserve' list to the 'going' list for MLS in May? Please x" Patience is a virtue | |||
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"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x" You sound like a Labrador puppy. | |||
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"I'm wishing for next Saturday ! Right about now it's the only thing that will get me through this week! . Lucky man that you are...."Don't I know it hehe. Xxx | |||
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"I just want to kiss, lick, suck, nibble somebody for hours on end x You sound like a Labrador puppy. "  | |||
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".... magic lamp. If it’s good enough, I might even grant it...
Haven’t done this for a long time but stuck at the airport atm bored "An erotic photo popping up in my inbox | |||
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"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds "Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough. | |||
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"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds
Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough."You are hired ! | |||
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"I wish i had some freshly baked crusty bread.... Or maybe what i really wish for is a sexy baker who is good with his hsnds
Where do I apply ? Make a pretty good San Francisco sour dough.
You are hired ! "
I like to think making bread is similar to playing with a sexy woman
Take your time, some things can’t be rushed
It’s all about chemistry and temperature get that right and the results will be good.
But most importantly, If your fingers get too sticky, never under any circumstances add flour, simply keep working extra hard, add a bit of oil instead.
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