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Jack and Jill are swingers

By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a ball of cheese, Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers around his knees !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To see what they could find.

Jack dropped his trousers but Jill just laughed

That was a tad unkind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To fetch a pail of water

Their pants come down

They around

And now they've got a daughter

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Old mrs hubard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor doggy a bone, but when she bent over the doggy came over, and gave her a bone of his own !!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Jack was nimble

Jack was quick

But Jill preferred

The candle stick

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Little lass Horner sat in the corner eating her curd and way, down came a spider and sat down beside her... so she ate it cus she's a bit of a greedy girl !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little dress

Split right up the side

Every time she wore it

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another dress

Split right up the front

.....

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Mary had a little dress

Split right up the side

Every time she wore it

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another dress

Split right up the front

....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a full blown Tranny.

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Mary had a little dress

Split right up the side

Every time she wore it

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another dress

Split right up the front

....."

So gona remember this one. X

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a full blown Tranny.

I will be laughing for ages over this one. X

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting ,she took it down the garden party and kicked it's little c??t in xx

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Some say fleas are black

But I know that this ain't so

Cuz Mary had a little lamb

Who's fleas were white as snow.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To find a swingers place

They got lost then late

Then jack decided to spunk on jills face

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Mary had a little lamb

She kept it in a bucket

Every time the lamb got out

The bulldog used to fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the bed one day

To see if they would fall off.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jack said to Jill, ‘Can I see your bucket’?

Jill said to Jack, ‘why not fuck it?’

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Jack and jill went up the hill to do some naughty dogging

Jill bent over, Jack called men over, and all fucked her til she was throbbing

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do a lot kissing,

Jack made a pass and touched her arse.

Now his two front teeth are missing x

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By *hloevt OP TV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Jack and jill went up the hill to do some naughty dogging

Jill bent over, Jack called men over, and all fucked her til she was throbbing"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To play hide and seek

Jill said if you can find me you can fuck me ip the arse

And if you can't, I'll be in the shed

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Hickory dickory dock

Jill was "polishing Jack's clock"

Jack wanted to repay

But soon ran away

Cos jill also had a big cock

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

The boy stood on the burning deck

His lips were all a-quiver

He gave a cough

His leg fell off

And floated down the river.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and jill went to fab as they wanted to be swingers.

As soon as they joined they got bombarded by 2 million Male mingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack and Jill went to a club and Jill got fucked.

Now Jill has a child and it's not Jack's daughter

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