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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bazinga!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!"

Any dads that you wouldn’t mind getting naughty in the ball pit with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!"

Ooh that's unfortunate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide behind your coffee and scowl, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Any dads that you wouldn’t mind getting naughty in the ball pit with?

I would rather shit in my hands and clap!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I actually miss though days - they grow far too quick

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By *eonnieCouple over a year ago

Worsley

It's my definition of hell, sorry you have to endure that. Have plenty of coffee and cake, you can survive this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hide behind your coffee and scowl, you'll be fine."

And I left my purse in the car which is about a mile back so I can't even medicate with cake and caffeine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join in! Soft play is the best

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Oh I hate kids parties, and soft play ones the noise argh.

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By *ink Panther 123Man over a year ago

Colnbrook

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!"

Just you just love the smell of sweat in those places

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By *eardyBikerMan over a year ago

solihull

Eeek, that's getting started early on a Sunday for soft play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Any dads that you wouldn’t mind getting naughty in the ball pit with?

I would rather shit in my hands and clap!"

I've seen kids do just that in the ballpit

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By *illie99TV/TS over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Any dads that you wouldn’t mind getting naughty in the ball pit with?

I would rather shit in my hands and clap!"

Now that's an image ind my mind I could have done without before breaky

Do hope you manage to escape though

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

. How I used to have those things. It'll soon be over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Any dads that you wouldn’t mind getting naughty in the ball pit with?

I would rather shit in my hands and clap!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Start to cough and sneeze.

People will stay well clear.

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

gahh i know that pain and ill have another few years of dealing with them as well. Think it adds at least 5 grey hairs every time im at one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh all those balls just not the right kind to play with hey?

Jump in the ball pit and play how many kids can i make cry by lobbing them at them.

(To be fair though the kids soft play areas ive been too the kids are evil and its the parents that come out crying)

(Miss)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!"

Can you hear the helicopter above ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Can you hear the helicopter above ?

Just dont send a Chinook, I am allergic to the crew!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such hell I feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bazinga!"

Best comment of the day....right where's that box set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!"

I'm watching Pokemon ; Mewtwo for the 3rd time in 24 hours.

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

I used to take a book & read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now! At a kids party in a soft play (no not That kind of softplay!) with a bunch of virtual strangers!

Help!!

Send an extraction crew!!

Can you hear the helicopter above ?

Just dont send a Chinook, I am allergic to the crew!!

Just thrown out the loadies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send cake!!

Fading.....fast....

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Join in! Soft play is the best "

Agreed! I’d be up there like a shot - and I LOVE the big slides!

They don’t like it when you try to go in by yourself though!

Anyone lend me a kid for an hour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join in! Soft play is the best

Agreed! I’d be up there like a shot - and I LOVE the big slides!

They don’t like it when you try to go in by yourself though!

Anyone lend me a kid for an hour?

Yes!!!! PM your address!

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