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over a year ago
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"Inflatable sounds dangerous
Can’t you get a boat ?? 
It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped 
I never fish ... "
That’s a lie ... I do actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You son of a bitch, I'm in 
Bring arm bands
I'll just use your flotation devices 
I don’t have any armbands, I have a rubber ring "
Talking about your tits doofus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You son of a bitch, I'm in
Bring arm bands
I'll just use your flotation devices
I don’t have any armbands, I have a rubber ring
Talking about your tits doofus "
Durrrrrrrrrr, I know doofus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inflatable sounds dangerous
Can’t you get a boat ??
It will be fun, no fishing though, don’t want my yacht popped
I never fish ...
That’s a lie ... I do actually "
No sharp pointy objects allowed |
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Sounds mad in the current UK weather, a nice lake in the Summer might work.
I see it's bring your own lifejack, does that mean lots of cord pulling for auto inflating chest seperators at critical moments ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.
Oh f**k it - count me in "
I’m setting off now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be plenty flotation devices to help keep us buoyant in this thread
Have you got a life jacked for your willy  "
I'll just hold onto your boobs. They will keep me afloat and my dick upright!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inflatable yacht? Does that include a free ride in a helicopter or lifeboat
Err count me in,I like living on the edge "
Yes absolutely, I have an inflatable helicopter with inflatable pilot, no life boat though, you’re on your own if it pops |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.
Oh f**k it - count me in
I’m setting off now "
All aboard .
We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.
Oh f**k it - count me in
I’m setting off now
All aboard .
We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.
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You won’t die, it will almost definitely stay afloat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll jump - I mean, very carefully climb aboard wifey 
Oh hello husband  , it’s just us 2 on this first trip, we’ll come back for the rest next Wednesday
I’ll bring along wine, a compass and a puncture repair kit
Don’t forget the marmite or I’ll be cross 
Of course - and as a double bonus for our seafaring voyage, my good friend Bear Gryll’s has just informed me that smearing marmite over our bodies will not only be highly erotic but will simultaneously act as an expedient shark repellent to. Win-win! "
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Arr an inflatable yacht full of swingers, time to give chase with the rest of the pirates, plank walks, and plunder!
Hoist me from the yard arm, strap em to the masts, fog me, hog tie me to the cannon ship mates time to party! |
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"Arr an inflatable yacht full of swingers, time to give chase with the rest of the pirates, plank walks, and plunder!
Hoist me from the yard arm, strap em to the masts, fog me, hog tie me to the cannon ship mates time to party! "
Auto correct me and em |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"Where I grew up, people drowned regularly in such craft. They are incredibly dangerous and irresponsible.
Oh f**k it - count me in
I’m setting off now
All aboard .
We’ll probably drown, but I’ll die happy.
You won’t die, it will almost definitely stay afloat "
I apologise. I have complete faith in you, cap’n |
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