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Absolutely a pedigree cat.
Sitting about loafing in the sun or by the fire, getting spoiled 
I only say pedigree cos they're much more likely to be owned by loving people and much less likely to be dropped in a canal!
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"I'd like to be Holly Willieboobie's pussy. Ta.
Why?
You'd have everybody wanting to poke you."
and there's a problem with that?
At least I could tell her to smell her own fingers after I've had a good workout. |
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Has to be a cat,independent,serene,graceful,mischievous,slightly mad at times and the eyes that just stare deep into ypur soul...ohh and the ability to.launch yourself and cling on with very sharp claws to poor unsuspecting people |
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"It's a bit nippy this morning, so I'd like to be a liccle otter
That stoat-ally uncalled for  "
I know he a right little minks
Tell him to stop or he'll up fer-ret |
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"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.
not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex"
ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!! 
they also use sex to resolve disputes |
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"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.
not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex
ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!
they also use sex to resolve disputes"
I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think. |
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"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.
not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex
ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!
they also use sex to resolve disputes
I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think."
which side of the river do you want to live |
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"Dolphin due to the fact that apart from humans they are the only other animal who actually have sex for pleasure.
not so, bonobos do, as well as masturbate and have gay sex
ahhhh bum!! you beat me to it while i was having a time out!!
they also use sex to resolve disputes
I thought Dolphins were the only ones... Ohhhh shit yeah i watched a programme about them monkeys.. One side of the river the monkeys were like normal etc the other side they fucked like mad all day everyday. No matter who you were you were getting fucked. Proper vicious aswell i think.
which side of the river do you want to live"
Good question... I really don't like the idea of being forced to take it from the rear... But smashing away all day dont seem a bad idea. Its a toughy. |
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