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Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?
The 7 are:
1. The pencil
2. The pepper
3. The cone
4. The banana
5. The hammer
6. The sausage
7. The cucumber
Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hammer or cucumber
Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I need visuals. |
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"I think I need visuals. "
I was just thinking the same |
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"Hammer or cucumber
Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen "
In that case my dear............... |
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"I think I need visuals.
I was just thinking the same"
I can personally show you both a cucumber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hammer or cucumber
Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen
In that case my dear............... "
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a clue lol |
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I’d be genuinely interested what others would say if they are willing to have a look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no idea what I fall under please advise |
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"I have no idea what I fall under please advise "
Pencil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea what I fall under please advise
Pencil "
Thanks everyone I’m pencil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could anyone advise on mine please  |
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So we have pencil, cucumber & banana.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So we have pencil, cucumber & banana.. "
HHa what's mine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine’s a slightly conical sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me"
cucumber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be genuinely interested what others would say if they are willing to have a look. "
Yours is sort of bananaish if I remember rightly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a hard time saying cock looks like food.
Not because it's funny.
But because I dont like mixing up the two passions of things I like to put in my mouth.
That being said all your cocks are wonderful and you should all give yourselves a hand. |
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber"
I’d go with that. A tasty one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber
I’d go with that. A tasty one "
Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture  |
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I'd be inclined to say Banana.
Judging by some of my colleagues and managers at work there are definitely more than 7 types of knob and bellend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is one of those threads that needs a picture
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber
I’d go with that. A tasty one
Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture "
Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though  |
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"This is one of those threads that needs a picture
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I thought women didn’t like Cock pics though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cucumber? I have 0 idea...
Cucumber or banana? - hmm |
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Would like to know which mine is? |
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber
I’d go with that. A tasty one
Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture
Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though "
See, told you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have literally no idea which cock I am lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know I have a mushroom top! |
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"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed"
You do have google don’t you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber
I’d go with that. A tasty one
Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture
Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though
See, told you "
Tasty is on the tongue of the todger teaser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?
The 7 are:
1. The pencil
2. The pepper
3. The cone
4. The banana
5. The hammer
6. The sausage
7. The cucumber
Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"
Where's the "my little pony"? |
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Where is the mushroom ?
Mushrooms are the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed
You do have google don’t you? "
I'm really trying hard not to google so many of the terms I see here on forums.  |
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Correction ....
Bent mushrooms
Banana mushrooms
Boomerang mushrooms
or the hybrid Boomeroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone pop along and have a look at inkeds for me cucumber
I’d go with that. A tasty one
Hmm I can’t taste it from a picture
Now now boys. BEHAVE. I can inform you it is very tasty though
See, told you
Tasty is on the tongue of the todger teaser "
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"Correction ....
Bent mushrooms
Banana mushrooms
Boomerang mushrooms
or the hybrid Boomeroom"
You need a real cock in your life granny |
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I'm going with all 7 as I like variety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana here I think, pic on my profile. Feel free to let me know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed
You do have google don’t you? "
I do but I was in a meeting
After looking I'm a sausage/cucumber hybrid |
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"Not a clue what any if them are, advice needed
You do have google don’t you?
I do but I was in a meeting
After looking I'm a sausage/cucumber hybrid"
Now that sounds like a very weird form of genetic engineering |
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What on earth is a "pepper" cock? |
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock? "
You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these |
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?
You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these "
I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history |
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?
You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these
I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history "
Saved in favourites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Need visuals or to be told what mine is |
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?
You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these
I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history
Saved in favourites "
Your Google search history is something that should be condemned to death |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I need visuals. "
This!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've definitely seen a boomerang cock on here |
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I assume that mine's an upside down banana, but I'm not really that bothered - it works, and that's all I care about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've definitely seen a boomerang cock on here"
Yeah I tried to throw mine away but it came back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber with a mushroom top lol add that one in there! |
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock?
You’re an unlucky old sole if you have one of these
I now have "Pepper shaped penis" in my Google search history
Saved in favourites
Your Google search history is something that should be condemned to death "
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What on earth is a "pepper" cock? "
When a woman is sucking it and it makes her sneeze |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
It seems I have a cucumber. Every day's a school day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont know lol |
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I'd describe mine as more " retired " . |
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I'm inclined to say banana but really could be anyones guess.
Don't think I can even imagine what a hammer shaped cock looks like!  |
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There’s a lot of bananas on here so far |
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"Correction ....
Bent mushrooms
Banana mushrooms
Boomerang mushrooms
or the hybrid Boomeroom
You need a real cock in your life granny "
I have one. It's a lighthouse shape though ..... nice and fat and busy busy busy ....... |
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What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of  |
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"What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of "
What? Like a can if tuna? |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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I’m not sure which category I fall into...
Any advice?
(Apart from “give up now”) |
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"What about door knob. Short and squat and just barely enough to get hold of
What? Like a can if tuna? "
More like a satsuma |
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"I’m not sure which category I fall into...
Any advice?
(Apart from “give up now”)"
Pencil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a
Door knob
Bed knob and a
Knob head of a ex bf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What’s yours OP |
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"What’s yours OP "
Either 5,6 or 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7 "
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7 |
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7 "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7
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It doesn’t look like either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What’s a 6 inch circumstance classed as |
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7
It doesn’t look like either "
But it tastes nice doesn’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What dose mine class as? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as? "
Rounders bat?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id be interested what mine would be classed as, back in school showers i was referred to as ‘hammer dick’ |
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"I think I need visuals. "
Try dickcode net.
LOz x |
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"What dose mine class as? "
Pencil |
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil "
I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7
It doesn’t look like either
But it tastes nice doesn’t it "
Yes, it tastes just like marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as? "
11-should come with a warning sign |
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Ladies you’ll have to have a look and tell me what category I fit in to??? |
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil
I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?! "
Mines like a withered courgette now |
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7
It doesn’t look like either
But it tastes nice doesn’t it
Yes, it tastes just like marmite "
Well you did taste it straight after it’d been in your ass |
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...mine is vaguely knob shaped.... |
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"Ladies you’ll have to have a look and tell me what category I fit in to???"
The purple category |
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil
I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!
Mines like a withered courgette now "
One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?! |
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil
I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!
Mines like a withered courgette now
One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?! "
Yes, cause only posh people take it up the sheriff’s badge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hammer or cucumber
Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen "
I have to agree a big bellend does feel good  |
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil
I like the way you've covered yours up now. Pencil dick much?!
Mines like a withered courgette now
One of those miniature ones you get in posh restaurants?!
Yes, cause only posh people take it up the sheriff’s badge "
Must be posh then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?
The 7 are:
1. The pencil
2. The pepper
3. The cone
4. The banana
5. The hammer
6. The sausage
7. The cucumber
Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"
I have no clue, which one is cut, girthy and straight with average length? |
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Not on the list but Powerdrill here |
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"Not on the list but Powerdrill here "
Not multi tool?! |
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"Not on the list but Powerdrill here
Not multi tool?! "
Had you in mind when I was typing that and couldn’t give my Penis a proper classification due to indecision but yes!
Multitool and/or Powerdrill Wangbert owner! |
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"Not on the list but Powerdrill here
Not multi tool?!
Had you in mind when I was typing that and couldn’t give my Penis a proper classification due to indecision but yes!
Multitool and/or Powerdrill Wangbert owner!"
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"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?
The 7 are:
1. The pencil
2. The pepper
3. The cone
4. The banana
5. The hammer
6. The sausage
7. The cucumber
Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?
I have no clue, which one is cut, girthy and straight with average length?"
So you’re pencil then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And then there's a hobknob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine bulges in the middle, which category does that fall into? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as?
Pencil "
good to know. Thanks for the information |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not sure what I am, but I do get told off most of the women that I’ve been with especially women older than me that I have a very pretty looking penis! So I’m generally happy with mine |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"Reading an article earlier that states there are 7 different types of cock that us blokes may have. Personally there’s only 2 I’ve not heard of?
The 7 are:
1. The pencil
2. The pepper
3. The cone
4. The banana
5. The hammer
6. The sausage
7. The cucumber
Ladies which one do you prefer and why?Blokes which one do you have?"
None of the above , im more of a rounders bat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s yours OP
Either 5,6 or 7
Your not Thor dear, so 6 or 7
It doesn’t look like either
But it tastes nice doesn’t it
Yes, it tastes just like marmite
Well you did taste it straight after it’d been in your ass "
Marmite motorway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does a pepper knob look like a really annoying small pig? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as? "
Oh my I looked
Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! |
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I have no idea which I would class my fellas as...... Hmmmmm cucumber I guess??? |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Need a brief description of each so I can classify mine and sleep easy in my bed knowing it's not a button mushroom in a roll neck sweater |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll go cucumber, banana, cone I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went and looked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went and looked! "
I know! Can’t stop looking now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think mine is a meaty sausage..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whats mine? |
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I'm sure there's more than 7 types of knobs in .y office |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking predictive spelling.
I'd like an explanation on "The Hammer" if anyone has one.
I'd hazard a guess it's not about batering nails in with the bell-end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm intrigued |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I think I need visuals. "
Saucey! |
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By *cplsMan
over a year ago
Nr Waltham |
Not a clue apart from neglected. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.
1. Barbie
2. Puffs
3. Curtains
4. Horseshoe
5. Tulip
6. Lasagna
I made number 6 up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about the courgette? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana |
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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.
1. Barbie
2. Puffs
3. Curtains
4. Horseshoe
5. Tulip
6. Lasagna
I made number 6 up."
6 is not good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea what the descriptions are but I prefer my mans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.
1. Barbie
2. Puffs
3. Curtains
4. Horseshoe
5. Tulip
6. Lasagna
I made number 6 up.
6 is not good "
I'm not all that keen on Lasagna either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber but...not in a Vegan way I've got meat |
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In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category |
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"There is apparently 6 types of Vagina.
1. Barbie
2. Puffs
3. Curtains
4. Horseshoe
5. Tulip
6. Lasagna
I made number 6 up.
6 is not good
I'm not all that keen on Lasagna either."
Where's the badly packed kebab? |
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over a year ago
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"The banana. "
Same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol home grown Cucumber! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide? |
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over a year ago
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"I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide?"
Why? Is it yellow with a peeling skin? |
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"In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category "
Google is your friend brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think mine comes under the banana category,, ask and il send and you can decide?
Why? Is it yellow with a peeling skin?"
No lol |
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The guys saying banana, is this because you have 4 skins? |
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"The guys saying banana, is this because you have 4 skins? "
They need to read the instructions on the back of the Durex packet.... |
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"In gonna need more of a descriptor for each category
Google is your friend brother "
Ok I've researched, god help my search history searching types of penises.
Cucumber. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now it depends on the website but I'm a cucumber |
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I'm going to offer an 8th. The viper.
Mine is long and thick and the head is wide then thins like a vipers head. Doesn't fit any of the above description. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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I thought the 7 types of dick would include:
Donald
Boris
Becks
Piers
Lance
What 2 names would you add?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had to Google this one. Apparantly I'm a sausage
Been told it's a tasty one though! |
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over a year ago
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"The Viper
Superb"
My pics prove my theory lol |
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Going just off the title I was going to say 'door knob'x.
Think I am too tired to pay full attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't realise we had to Google what type we are.. I just assumed I was a sausage as it looks like the ones in the chippy but thicker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber ....ahhaha.. |
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I'd appreciate the cucumber being served up, please |
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"Hammer or cucumber
Big bell ends feel good and i am a shameless size queen "
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as?
Oh my I looked
Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! "
I will take that |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"What dose mine class as?
Oh my I looked
Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! I will take that "
That's a monster |
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"What dose mine class as?
Oh my I looked
Yup I’m going with the rounders bat! I will take that
That's a monster "
Thank you |
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Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict |
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"Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict "
Pepper |
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I'm more of a courgette kind of gal |
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"Come on then have a pic on my profile what's the verdict
Pepper "
Thanks |
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"I'm more of a courgette kind of gal "
Well it counts to one of your 5-a-day |
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