I walked into IKEA for a cuppa and a choc twist and was amused to see a man doing the wide leg squat walk as he shook his bits back into place, probably an escapee testicle on the run...
Ladies and gentlemen how do you rearrange your underwear when it retreats into your nether regions or parts escape? do you find a polite place to reorganise or just thrust your hand down in public to relieve your wandering undies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.
So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!! |
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"I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.
So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!! "
You could maybe adopt the deep pocket approach  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"If on a long drive I often try to rest the little fella so I'm comfortable again. 
Jockstrap?"
Oh crikey no, just give him a bit of breathing room.
You never know where my imagination will take me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm commando most of the time, and during warm weather, my balls will often 'swing low sweet chariot' and occasionally one of them stick to my inner thigh.
So yes, as previously mentioned, I'll do the policeman squat!!
You could maybe adopt the deep pocket approach "
Well I'll tell you something, I have a pair of jeans with big holes in the pockets. So I can have direct contact!  x |
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