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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Have you ever used a household item to get yourself off? If so what did you use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The grandmother of my friend John.

She spent more time in the kitchen than her ustensiles

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

A potato masher, in my much younger days before Mr was on the scene. Desperate times need desperate meaasures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The grandmother of my friend John.

She spent more time in the kitchen than her ustensiles "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A potato masher, in my much younger days before Mr was on the scene. Desperate times need desperate meaasures!"

Was it sore?

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By *igbear56Man  over a year ago

Yeovil

What do you use jenna

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Does the wife count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Many household items can be used for various things, handles of things, hairbrush, rolling pin, wooden spoon, squishy washing ball, food, velcro, sandpaper, toothpaste, toothbrush to name a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you use jenna"

A banana

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"A potato masher, in my much younger days before Mr was on the scene. Desperate times need desperate meaasures!

Was it sore?"

Not at all. It was the handle I used, not the mashing end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does the wife count "

Lol depends on how often they do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never used anything that wasn't made for the purpose. It's never crossed my mind to.

Does that make me weird?

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I had a wank using Mr Muscle as a lubricant. Sounded apt....

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I've just put a load in the dishwasher if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bet it was creamy mash

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By *carlett AllureWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff

Hairbrush handle when I was still at home and too afraid of my parents finding a vibrator in my room!

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By *amescoupleCouple  over a year ago

north walsham

Hairbrush as a teen, rolling pin and on one occasion a space hopper. Had one where the handles were like long ribbed horns. Couldn’t resist.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"I've just put a load in the dishwasher if that counts "

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"I've never used anything that wasn't made for the purpose. It's never crossed my mind to.

Does that make me weird? "

Never too late to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've never used anything that wasn't made for the purpose. It's never crossed my mind to.

Does that make me weird? "

Not at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just put a load in the dishwasher if that counts

"

It only counts if you put a load in mine

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By *ugarbearCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

Had a banana and a cuecumber up me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had a banana and a cuecumber up me"

How did that go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've never used anything that wasn't made for the purpose. It's never crossed my mind to.

Does that make me weird?

Never too late to start "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I've just put a load in the dishwasher if that counts

It only counts if you put a load in mine "

Given half the chance I would To give you my load

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just put a load in the dishwasher if that counts

It only counts if you put a load in mine Given half the chance I would To give you my load "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you use jenna

A banana "

I once for a dare took the skin of a banana and pushed it up my bum and pushed out again without breaking it.

funny thing no one wanted to eat it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you use jenna

A banana

I once for a dare took the skin of a banana and pushed it up my bum and pushed out again without breaking it.

funny thing no one wanted to eat it afterwards"

How did you not break it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman  over a year ago

Near Bourne

I've just food items such as bananas and cucumbers but also I've used hair brushes and body sprays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a spatula that was acquired as a spanking tool

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth


"A potato masher, in my much younger days before Mr was on the scene. Desperate times need desperate meaasures!"

Just the handle I would hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore! "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you use jenna

A banana

I once for a dare took the skin of a banana and pushed it up my bum and pushed out again without breaking it.

funny thing no one wanted to eat it afterwards"

I’ve been confused by this all day and only now thought,did you actually mean you took the skin OF a banana or did you mean OFF a banana!!?? I’ve been thinking all day how different using the skin is!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

Pmsl "

True story OP!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Toilet roll tube.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toilet roll tube. "

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

An inflatable sofa.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Toilet roll tube.

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I was young, read something online, it didn't work

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By *ischa500Couple  over a year ago

cardiff

A parsnip on Christmas Day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A parsnip on Christmas Day "

Hope you washed it before serving it young lady!!

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By *htcMan  over a year ago

MK

A big teddy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A parsnip on Christmas Day

Hope you washed it before serving it young lady!! "

I would have eaten it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A parsnip on Christmas Day

Hope you washed it before serving it young lady!!

I would have eaten it "

Me too tbh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you use jenna

A banana

I once for a dare took the skin of a banana and pushed it up my bum and pushed out again without breaking it.

funny thing no one wanted to eat it afterwards

How did you not break it?"

Truthfully it was years ago and a Mistress had spent weeks getting my bum use to stuff being put up. Plus I was just very slow and took my time. And I did it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A potato masher, in my much younger days before Mr was on the scene. Desperate times need desperate meaasures!"

A person who mashed potatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the wife count "

You mean, the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a hairbrush up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I nearly had a orgasm once while punching pictures of my ex bf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you use jenna

A banana

I once for a dare took the skin of a banana and pushed it up my bum and pushed out again without breaking it.

funny thing no one wanted to eat it afterwards

I’ve been confused by this all day and only now thought,did you actually mean you took the skin OF a banana or did you mean OFF a banana!!?? I’ve been thinking all day how different using the skin is! "

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman  over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hairbrush as a teen, rolling pin and on one occasion a space hopper. Had one where the handles were like long ribbed horns. Couldn’t resist. "

Brilliant! If I'm at a club and there's a space hopper (happens more often than you might expect) I'm always bouncing around on them and have always considered the potential - but never acted on it...

But have gone through roll-on deodorants, candles, and appropriately shaped vegetables, mostly as a teen but occasionally in desperation. ;D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I (her) as a teen have used a rolling pin handle, hairbrush handle, impulse bottle, and the trunk of my cuddly toy elephant

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By *ifty69Man  over a year ago

north tyneside

The inside of a toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

never used anyrhing on myself, but have had plenty of fun with objects on others.

Cricket bat wins top spot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I (her) as a teen have used a rolling pin handle, hairbrush handle, impulse bottle, and the trunk of my cuddly toy elephant "

Poor elephant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

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Must have been sore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

Must have been sore "

It was.now I just use a scouring pad. Much better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I (her) as a teen have used a rolling pin handle, hairbrush handle, impulse bottle, and the trunk of my cuddly toy elephant

Poor elephant "

Desperate times back then lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

Must have been sore

It was.now I just use a scouring pad. Much better "

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I used a cheese grater,that’s why I’m not 11” anymore!

Must have been sore

It was.now I just use a scouring pad. Much better

Sounds like fun "

It’s not as harsh as the grater

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Poor mans fleshlight

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By *ralGuy77Man  over a year ago

Oldbury

Just the marigolds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Poor mans fleshlight "

What ?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman  over a year ago

-3


"Many household items can be used for various things, handles of things, hairbrush, rolling pin, wooden spoon, squishy washing ball, food, velcro, sandpaper, toothpaste, toothbrush to name a few "

Sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Many household items can be used for various things, handles of things, hairbrush, rolling pin, wooden spoon, squishy washing ball, food, velcro, sandpaper, toothpaste, toothbrush to name a few

Sandpaper "

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are alot more options for women I think, and men that like things up their bot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There are alot more options for women I think, and men that like things up their bot! "

True

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