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over a year ago
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What's worrying your warts?
Problem dog?
Bread fallen butter side down?
Cloning gone wrong?
Whatever your issue you can share it here, in the non family friendly advice line.
Spill those beans
Uncle B is on hand too to help, what lucky buggers you are. |
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"Hello auntie P I could do with some help please I can't get into Shrewsbury town , there's a couple of ladies that needed me today but I can't get there due to the flooding  "
Fucking swim ya pansy.
You'll be seething if I send David Hasslehoff in your place and he makes you look like you'd be better off in "diary of a wimpy kid" |
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I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas? |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?"
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?"
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth"
Yes. This is good advice! |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth
Yes. This is good advice!"
What the fudge did you expect?
Me to tell you to drown all the people in custard as they entered the room? That would just be silly. |
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"Auntie P I need to get rich quick. I was thinking of selling my body but fear I will end up in more debt! Please help x"
Sell your best friends body instead. Best friends always say they'll do anything for ya.... put that mofo to the test. |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth
Yes. This is good advice!
What the fudge did you expect?
Me to tell you to drown all the people in custard as they entered the room? That would just be silly."
Oh...yea...that would be silly...ha ha....
On a completely separate issue, any ideas where the best place to get rid of a lot of custard would be
Asking for a friend |
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"Auntie P I need to get rich quick. I was thinking of selling my body but fear I will end up in more debt! Please help x
Sell your best friends body instead. Best friends always say they'll do anything for ya.... put that mofo to the test."
Of course. If I sell them by the kilo they will be worth a fortune! |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth
Yes. This is good advice!
What the fudge did you expect?
Me to tell you to drown all the people in custard as they entered the room? That would just be silly.
Oh...yea...that would be silly...ha ha....
On a completely separate issue, any ideas where the best place to get rid of a lot of custard would be
Asking for a friend"
Clown school ya dummy. They'll think it's Christmas |
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Oh Auntie P, just what I need! Since the start of the year I've been carrying various ailments. Just got another course of antibiotics which always gives the fucking thrush and makes me generally bloody miserable.
Would you recommend cloning as a viable alternative to trying to fix this malfunctioning immune system?
And if not, how easy is it to have sex in a hazmat suit? Is there a special sexy times hazmat range?
Yours grumpily,
Mrs TMN x |
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"I'm working on a SQL query today. Basically I need to join the Customers, Sale Orders and Products table together. Easy right? It is. But the problem is using a pivot table with a variable amount of columns. Stack overflow isn't helpful on the matter
Any ideas?
Easy. Throw a sickie and let that pleb ya work with show his true worth
Yes. This is good advice!
What the fudge did you expect?
Me to tell you to drown all the people in custard as they entered the room? That would just be silly.
Oh...yea...that would be silly...ha ha....
On a completely separate issue, any ideas where the best place to get rid of a lot of custard would be
Asking for a friend
Clown school ya dummy. They'll think it's Christmas "
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"Oh Auntie P, just what I need! Since the start of the year I've been carrying various ailments. Just got another course of antibiotics which always gives the fucking thrush and makes me generally bloody miserable.
Would you recommend cloning as a viable alternative to trying to fix this malfunctioning immune system?
And if not, how easy is it to have sex in a hazmat suit? Is there a special sexy times hazmat range?
Yours grumpily,
Mrs TMN x "
Funny you should mention cloning, as we have some recent experience in this field. If you want you can borrow our science lab that just happens to be in my bedroom. Be careful you don't get any artifacts of unknown origin in the beam tho, causes all sorts of kerfuffle
You'll have to go high end on the hazmat suit I'm afraid. Hazmazeratti make top quality gear as well as it looking good it's got some poke to it.
And stop putting birds up yer chuff, what have these poor thrushes done to deserve it. Try swallowing instead. |
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"Oh Auntie P, just what I need! Since the start of the year I've been carrying various ailments. Just got another course of antibiotics which always gives the fucking thrush and makes me generally bloody miserable.
Would you recommend cloning as a viable alternative to trying to fix this malfunctioning immune system?
And if not, how easy is it to have sex in a hazmat suit? Is there a special sexy times hazmat range?
Yours grumpily,
Mrs TMN x
Funny you should mention cloning, as we have some recent experience in this field. If you want you can borrow our science lab that just happens to be in my bedroom. Be careful you don't get any artifacts of unknown origin in the beam tho, causes all sorts of kerfuffle
You'll have to go high end on the hazmat suit I'm afraid. Hazmazeratti make top quality gear as well as it looking good it's got some poke to it.
And stop putting birds up yer chuff, what have these poor thrushes done to deserve it. Try swallowing instead."
A science lab in your bedroom, you say? What a handy coincidence! As long as it doesn't turn out like The Fly, though. I don't think any top of the range saucy hazmat gear could balance that freaky shit out.
Ah, that's where I've been going wrong with the birds! Not to self - not up the fanny. Swallow like a good girl instead.
Cheers m'dear! X |
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